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Looks like Jersey Shore's goin' country in Party Down South, CMT's new show from Shore creator SallyAnn Salsano, premiering Thursday, January 16.

The reality program follows the drinking and drama of eight Southern guys and girls as they summer on the South Carolina coast ... sound familiar?

Party Down South Cast

CMT adds, on the show's official website, that the premise of Party Down South is following "eight young, brazen adults for one wild summer of extreme fun."

"Their summer vacation spot, Murrells Inlet, S.C., may never be the same after these fast friends work, party and bond with one another over their common love of the South."

Fist-pump ... or Southern equivalent?

Basically, CMT is taking the Jersey Shore formula that made stars out of Snooki, Sitch, Pauly D, JWoww and the gang from the Seaside Heights cesspool.

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Former Jersey Shore star Pauly D is the father of a love child, born to a girl he met while he was DJing in Las Vegas last year, according to a new report.

Whoooooooooa Buddy

Given his lifelong devotion to getting it in with DTF chicks, maybe this shouldn't come as a major surprise in a sense. Still, it certainly came out of left field.

The unnamed mother is 26, and is a resident of New Jersey. She and Pauly are not together. The baby girl is a few months old, and living with her mom.

The mom has filed court documents in New Jersey to formally establish paternity, while Pauly D has already taken a DNA test and confirmed he's the dad.

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If you have deep pockets (and hopefully a lifetime supply of B12), you can now own a piece of Jersey Shore history. Snooki is selling her car on eBay.

Her Cadillac Escalade has fetched bids in excess of $77,000!

Snooki Car

The pink-trimmed Cadillac Escalade is truly one of a kind.

The ad reads, "This 2011 Cadillac Escalade is currently owned by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. It is the actual car that she has driven in many of her TV appearances."

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Call it a desperate plea for human salvation.

Just two hours before December 21, the day that marks the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar, MTV pulled the plug on Jersey Shore for good.

Last-minute peace offering to the gods?

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

We'll find out, won't we?! Yeah buddy. For now, let's break down the grand finale Jersey Shore in all its fist-pumping, STD-ridden, GTL'd glory ... THG style!

Like the season as a whole, it was relatively uneventful, but Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, Deena and JWoww went out in style.

A bonfire on the beach required some hard wood courtesy of Vinny, and not the kind he's used to displaying whenever Snooki is around. Plus 20.

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Jersey Shore is really limping toward its December 20 finish line at this point.

Even its most loyal devotees will concede this; it's run out of ... something.

Let's break down the penultimate episode and The Situation's strip show:

Sitch Promo Pic

The Situation's stripper name, Vito Dorado, was pretty much the highlight.

Somehow the others convince Mike to show us his moves, which he used to do for money before he became a reality star ... and wow. Just wow. Minus 50.

JWoww really takes one for the team in this case. Poor, poor thing. Plus 20.

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After Thanksgiving provided us a week off (for better or worse), MTV's sun-setting hit Jersey Shore returned with the first of its final four episodes Thursday night.

A blast from the past made an appearance. That's about it.

There were plenty of interesting developments ... teased for the following episode. The baby shower, for one, barely got underway. Oh well, join us for THG's recap!

Jersey Shore's Angelina

From what we did see of Snooki's surprise baby shower, it was awkward central up in there, with a standoff between Snook, Mike and Jionni looking inevitable.

Wasn't that the "storyline" about eight episodes ago? Minus 20.

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This week on Jersey Shore, Paula Pickard may have dodged a bullet.

To find out exactly why, read on for THG's full recap of that Situation!

Mike The Situation Pic

"I definitely wanna break up with Paula in a smooth and easy way because I'd like to still hit it. 'Listen girl, it's not me. It's you. Can I still hit it?'" - Mike. Minus 180.

The Situation also let us know that he wants a girl like his sister or his mother (his words). Apparently that is not Paula Pickard, hot as she may be. Minus 80.

Mike also has girl problems ... with Snooki. Much as he wants to apologize and get back to normal, she seems interested in nothing of the sort.

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Jersey Shore will soon end, but its cast members are being spun off left and right.

The latest? "The Show with Vinny," a reality/talk show starring Vinny Guadagnino.

Yes, Vinny will soon join Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D with his very own show.

Vinny Guadagnino Jersey Shore Photo

Interestingly, "The Show with Vinny" will take place entirely in Vinny Guadagnino's family home on Staten Island. With his family present. Yes, we're serious.

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This week on Jersey Shore, Deena's parents paid a visit and Mike squirmed in the clutches of increasingly attached girlfriend Paula Pickard. How did that go down?

Read on for THG's full recap!

Mike and Paula

Deena Cortese did not leave the Jersey Shore house, despite many threats and some dramatic editing to make you second guess her intentions. Phew.

After a visit from her parents, getting scolded about her recent Meatball Day arrest and staying in for the night, she appeared to chill out for once. Plus 10.

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The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore is not taking Hurricane Sandy lightly.

The gang will host a live one-hour special to raise money for the hard-hit region November 15; the show's hometown, Seaside Heights, sustained major damage.

Jersey Shore Season 5 Cast

Jersey Shore and MTV are partnering with Architecture for Humanity, a non-profit group that provides design and construction services after natural disasters.

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