Angelina Pivarnick

Angelina Pivarnick has issued a very confusing statement in response to a very awkward situation.

And it involves the reality star donning some black lingerie.

The current iteration of Jersey Shore is a kinder, gentler version of the OG series that focused on the fist-pumping, fluid-exchanging shenanigans of a squad of young(-ish) guidos cruising the boardwalk in search of a good time.

These days, the show is somehow both more dramatic and less intense.

For most of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 2, fans have been watching Ronnie get pounded on by girlfriend Jen Harley.

The two have a very unhealthy relationship.

We nearly saw Vinny Guadagnino's penis on the latest episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

But while this veteran castmate thankfully kept his junk in his pants, Vinny let it all come out when discussing his feelings toward former fling Angelina Pivarnick.

The cast of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation was tasked with its most important mission of all-time this week:

Finding a new home to crash in for awhile.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation did not kick off on Thursday night by playing the theme music from Jaws.

But it might as well have.

If you caught last night's episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, you may have found yourself with a number of questions as the closing credits rolled:

Those questions may have included:

They... are... back!

Well, they were back.

If you've been watching the show this season, then you're probably aware that producers keep introducing the Staten Island Hamster into the festering rodent cage that is Jersey Shore Family Vacation.

Thus far, the decision to have Angelina Pivarnick haul her duct-taped garbage bag full of clothes all over the country in pursuit of the housemates' friendship has yielded mixed results.