Angelina Pivarnick is a star on Jersey Shore. She's also the outcast, having bailed on both seasons of the show to date. Frequently...
From the beginning of her time on Jersey Shore, Angelina Pivarnick has been a very divisive figure.
Some hate her; others insist that she's been chronically mistreated by her castmates.
Angelina Pivarnick has not been married for very long.
But she talks like someone who has been a wife for many decades, at least in one important area:
Is the feud between JWoww and Angelina Pivarnick back on?
Or are Jersey Shore fans just thirsty for conflict after a season of Family Vacation that was a full-blown drama desert?
Whatever you think of her, controversial Jersey Shore cast member Angelina Pivarnick has come a long way since the old days.
You remember the old days. When she was referred to as the Staten Island dump, the dirty hamster, the Rob Kardashian of SI, and so on.
These days, we don't see a whole lot of partying on Jersey Shore.
The gang might have fist-pumped and smushed their way into our hearts over a decade ago, but as they inch toward 40, they have more important concerns.
For several weeks, the current season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (yes, that's still the official title) taunted us with the prospect of an Angelina Pivarnick vs. JWoww showdown.
Last week, it finally happened and - well, it felt a little anti-climactic.
Well, it finally happened.
After months of build-up, JWoww and Angelina Pivarnick finally locked horns on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
If you've been watching the current season of Jersey Shore, you know that the conflict between JWoww and Angelina Pivarnick has provided most of the drama.
In fact, it's provided pretty much all of the drama.
We had a first on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation this week.
Or, at the very least, a first for the first time in 10 months, as Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Angelina Pivarnick sat down at the same dinner table amid their never-ending feud and rivalry.
Angelina Pivarnick doesn't show many different emotions on Jersey Shore.
In fact, she's kind of an emotional one-trick pony.
Well, folks, like the inauguration of Joe Biden, this week's episode of Jersey Shore has been a long time coming ... but at least we made it.
After weeks of escalating tension -- and living in the same freakin' hotel -- Angelina Pivarnick and Deena Nicole Cortese finally came face-to-face and addressed the bad blood between them stemming from the bridemaids' speech Deena and friends delivered at Angelina's wedding.
As loyal Jersey Shore fans know well, the wedding between Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira was viewed by the two people involved as a total failure.
Why?
Well folks, we're getting a little bit closer every week.
Eventually, Angelina Pivarnick will come face-to-face with one of her female castmates on Jersey Shore, and hopefully, when that happens, some sh-t will go down, and this season will get interesting.
Against all odds, the cast of Jersey Shore is still relevant -- and still on TV -- more than ten years after repulsed critics dismissed the guidos and guidettes as fist-pumping flashes in the pan.
In fact, despite all the buzz about Teen Mom and The Challenge, Shore remains MTV's top-rated series.
Has Angeliners come down with baby fevers?
That's the question on the mind of Jersey Shore fans who are convinced that Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira are expecting their first child.
If you've been watching the current season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, you know that recent episodes have centered largely around the slow, slow (very slow) build-up to a clash between Angelina Pivarnick and Jenni "JWoww" Farley.
The biggest cause of the rift between these two is the bridesmaids' speech that JWoww, Snooki, and Deena delivered at Angelina's wedding.
For many people who host a big wedding, the event pretty much takes over an entire year of their lives.
Of course, it's usually the year leading up to the wedding, not the one that follows it.
Given the fact that 2020 has felt like 15 crappy years rolled into one, it's hard to believe that Angelina Pivarnick's wedding was just 13 months ago.
Maybe that's why the quaranined guidos had such difficulty with the timeline on Thursday's episode of Jersey Shore.
As 2020 draws to a close, it seems absurd that anyone would still be dwelling on disasters that occurred in 2019.
But Angelina Pivarnick's wedding is still creating some pretty entertaining drama, so let's dive into that mess for what probably will not be the last time.
As we discussed earlier this week, Sammi Giancola is still rich despite the fact that she parted ways with the Jersey Shore franchise several years ago.
In the opposite position is Angelina Pivarnick, who barely participated in the original Shore, and is now stacking funds by appearing in every episode of the show's Family Vacation iteration.
It's December of 2020; we're in the final weeks of one of the most eventful years in modern history -- and yet here we are, still talking about Angelina Pivarnick's wedding to Chris Larangeira, which took place way back in November of 2019.
So what's left to be said about the reception -- and that infamous bridesmaids speech?
