Jersey Shore

Zack Carpinello is about to go from arm candy to featured player.

Are you ready, MTV viewers?

Look ... all children are a blessing.

We're not here to argue this point.

If you were looking forward to Single Ronnie re-joining the Spiral Squad on the current season of Jersey Shore, we're afraid you may be disappointed.

They say if you want to make God laugh, announce your plans.

We don't want to get too deep into a discussion about fate and theology in an article about the season premiere of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, but it's hard not to contemplate the apparent randomness of chance when considering the strange case of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has, once again, gone from pounding shots and falling over drunk...

... to producing milk and wishing she could find some time to fall asleep.

About two months ago, Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Zack Clayton Carpinello went Instagram official with their fledgling relationship.

Now, things are in full bloom, and their public appearances make it clear that they can't get enough of each other.

Tough Times Don’t Last, Tough People Do.

So wrote Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on his Instagram page this past Saturday, inspiring a nation while also giving his 1.8 million followers their very first look at his life behind bars.

Jenni Farley has dropped a few new details about her mysterious new boyfriend.

About two weeks after the veteran Jersey Shore star revealed to the world that she's dating once again, Farley appeared on the It’s Happening With Snooki & Joey podcast to gush and gush over this anonymous individual.