Folks, let's face it -- Jersey Shore Family Vacation has been a little dull these past two seasons.
In fact, some fans have gone so far as to dub the show Jersey Bore.
Back in March of this year, Jersey Shore fans rejoiced over the news that Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Zack "24" Carpinello had gotten engaged.
On the current season of Shore, we get to see JWoww in the giddy afterglow of Zack's proposal, and she clearly loves showing off the rock he bought her.
If you've been watching the current season of Jersey Shore, you know that most of the drama has revolved around the crumbling marriage of Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira.
While we don't know for sure if Angelina and Chris have gotten divorced in the months since the season finished filming, we do know that the couple has come close to calling it quits many times already.
If you've been following the latest news surrounding Angelina Pivarnick, then you know that the last few months have been pretty rough for Staten Island's most infamous resident.
Even before her roommates accused Angelina of cheating on Chris Larangeira, it seemed like Pivarnick's marriage was very much on the rocks.
Gym. Tanning. Laundry.
Divorce attorneys?
The words "chicken tendies" have never sounded so ominous!
If you've been keeping up with the latest Jersey Shore drama, you know that Angelina Pivarnick is in deep doo-doo because of a neighbor who alleges that she's been tossing her McNuggets all over the cul de sac.
Well, it's beginning to look like Angelina Pivarnick's anger about her wedding might actually outlive her marriage.
Yes, Angeliners is still dealing with the drama surrounding the bridesmaids' roast heard round the world, even as her relationship with Chris Larangeira hangs by a thread.
Well, folks, it appears that Single Ronnie is no longer with us.
As we reported earlier this week, volatile Jersey Shore star and noted rage monster proposed to Saffire Matos this week ... and she said yes.
Get ready to engage in some celebratory fist-pumping, because we've got the biggest Jersery Shore-related news since the unexpected return of Snooki!
Despite some major rough patches in their short time together, Ronnie Magro and Saffire Matos are officially engaged!
Fans have complained that Jersey Shore Family Vacation is a bit slower and less eventful than the show's original iteration.
Of course, there's an easy fix to the problem, as there's still plenty of drama taking place off camera.
Real talk for a moment, you guys?
Angelina Pivarnick's marriage to Chris Larangeira may be cursed.
Jersey Shore fans were skeptical when Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira back in 2019.
And now it looks as though their doubts were well-justified.
Last week's Jersey Shore season premiere was titled "Ummm...Hello! 2021."
And Angelina Pivarnick's shrill catchphrase might describe how many fans were feeling after watching the episode's final scene.
Angelina Pivarnick has become an unlikely fan favorite on Jersey Shore.
No one saw it coming, especially since Angeliners barely participated in the show's original run, opting instead to stuff all of her belongings into a Hefty bag and head home whenever one of her roommates got under her skin.
The marriage of Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira started with a bang, and the drama has been non-stop ever since.
We're sure you remember the bridesmaids' speech at Angelina's wedding and the year of hostility (okay, 10 months of hostility) that followed.
Well, a new season of Jersey Shore is almost upon us, which means we're in for more of the housemates sitting around some luxury resort and developing new catchphrases and inside jokes.
But while the drama may not be as intense as it was in the show's early days, there are still some major questions hanging over tonight's season premiere:
As you may know, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation makes its return to MTV on Thursday, June 3.
As you probably know, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is returning for the second half of Season 4.
We've got ourselves a situation, Jersey Shore fans.
Or, to be more specific, we've got ourselves a cute, adorable, brand new Situation.
Yup.
She really is on her way back, folks.
More than two years ago, Jersey Shore legend Sammi Giancola and Christian Biscardi became engaged.
Since then, the Sweetheart has had a series of bridal photoshoots ... but no apparent actual wedding.
If you're a Jersey Shore fan, then by now, you've almost certainly caught wind of the latest drama to raise questions about the show's future.
We're talking of course, about the news that Ronnie Magro has been arrested on domestic violence charges for a second time.
Last month, Ronnie Magro was arrested on domestic violence charges for the second time.
Yet again, the arrest took place in Los Angeles, but this time, the victim was a different romantic partner of Ronnie's.
