Jersey Shore

Reality television fans still can't believe it.

In many ways, they remain in shock.

For Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the days of drinking, fist-pumping and falling flat on her face as a result of doing one or the other of these things.

At least in front of a television camera.

Last month, Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira at a lavish ceremony in - where else? - the great state of New Jersey.

Pivarnick invited her Jersey Shore co-stars to the festivities, and an MTV camera crew was on hand to document the occasion.

In the early days of 2019, Deena Nicole Cortese welcomed her very first child, adorable little Christopher John “C.J.” Buckner.

This week, only 11 months after that glorious, life-changing event, she's giving fans a not-so-subtle glimpse ... at a sonogram.

They do, folks!

They really, truly, surely do - forever and ever.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and his lovely wife, Lauren, recently celebrated their one-year weddning anniversary.

Sadly, however, we just learned that the Jersey Shore couple also recently suffered one of life's worst nightmares.

The two-hour season finale of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation found our favorite drunk reality stars heading to perhaps the only city with shadier individuals than Las Vegas:

Washington D.C.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino would like to make something abudantly clear:

He is no Alex Rodriguez.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley took a break from being angry on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation last night...

... and decided to be candid, raw and emotional instead.

There's an old saying that states one should never go to bed angry.

But the cast of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation didn't merely ignore this advice last Thursday night ...