Jersey Shore

As loyal Jersey Shore fans know well, the wedding between Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira was viewed by the two people involved as a total failure.

Why?

Sometimes, an idea is so perfect that when you hear it, you're excited to be sure, yet at the same time, you almost feel angry that you didn't come up with it on your own.

This is one of those ideas.

We've got a developing Situation, folks.

And we mean that almost literally.

Well, a new season of Jersey Shore is upon us, and to say the show looks different these days would be putting it very mildly.

For starters, Snooki has retired from the show that made her famous, and her absence is already being felt in a major way.

Time, as it turns out, does not heal all wounds.

Just ask Angelina Pivarnick.

Based on his past, one has to take the following with a grain of salt the size of Ronnie Ortiz-Magro's biceps.

But:

We're about to embark on a brand new season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

And we're also about to meet a brand new Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is getting set to return.

As previously reported, the MTV franchise will premiere two new episodes on Thursday, November 19... although these episodes won't look anything like past episodes.

Gym. Tanning. Laundry.

And just so much making out!

Deena Cortese just broke some exciting news for fans and followers:

Another precious meatball is on the way!

Are you ready to spend the holidays with the fam?

So asks MTV in the first promo for Jersey Shore; Family Vacation Season 4, which is set to return this fall with new episodes.

Americans were faced with a whole host of challenges in 2020, but surely, when future historians look back on this year, they'll unanimously conclude that we rose to the occasion.

Sure, we didn't cure Covid-19 or address the problem of police brutality in any meaningful way, but against all odds, we made another season of Jersey Shore happen!

Gym. Tanning. Laundry.

Total and complete isolation?

After Snooki announced her departure from Jersey Shore, Angelina Pivarnick began the push to replace her with Sammi Sweetheart.

Now, Sammi is talking about how she knows exactly where she belongs ... and that place just happens to be the Shore.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (yes, that's what MTV is still naming it somehow) is coming back for Season 4.

We know this for certaiin.

There was a time, not even all that long ago, when the Jersey Shore cast only cared about three things:

Doing laundry. Getting a tan. And going to the gym.

Back in December 2019, Snooki announced that she was retiring from Jersey Shore.

This was not the usual case of a reality star stepping away from a long-running show -- instead, it was more akin to Beyonce "retiring" from Destiny's Child.

Even following a season that featured a prison release, an arrest for domestic violence and the most controversial wedding reception speech in reality TV history, many thought this was it for Jersey Shore.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (yes, that's technically its name, three years into the revival) Season 3 is in the books.

It came to an on Thursday night, not only with a bang, but with a total and complete breakdown!

It finally happened, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation viewers.

Following weeks and weeks of hype, the MTV realitiy series at last aired the speech Deena, Snooki and Jenni gave at Angelina's wedding reception.

Well, another episode of Jersey Shore has come and gone, and we still haven't seen the infamous Angelina wedding roast.

(Remember when this show was famous for how much drama and insanity it would to cram into a single episode? Now it's got so much filler it should be called Jersey More.)

We're inching ever closer to it, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation viewers.

As you very likely know by now, Angelina had a total meltdown at her wedding reception in November because her co-stars/bridesmaids delivered an X-rated, insult-filled toast.