Pauly D

No one wants to think that they have anything in common with Angelina Pivarnick, but in some ways she's the most relatable member of the Jersey Shore cast.

Take for example, an episode like the one that aired last night, in which we see several of the stars at home.

It can be hard to stay fresh to death in the dead of winter.

No one can see your biceps under all those layers, and there's just something weird about being super tan with a foot of snow on the ground.

Last week's Jersey Shore season premiere was titled "Ummm...Hello! 2021."

And Angelina Pivarnick's shrill catchphrase might describe how many fans were feeling after watching the episode's final scene.

We love a secret filming location this time of year!

Maybe you were bored to tears by the quarantine edition of Jersey Shore Family Vacation and you want the cast to redeem themselves.

Watching recent episodes of Jersey Shore, it's somewhat hard to believe that this is the same group of hard-partying guidos that we came to know and love over a decade ago.

For the most part, the changes are positive, and it's been a joy to watch Mike Sorrentino get sober, and several cast members embrace parenthood.

Despite the fact that she has not yet appeared on Jersey Shore Family Vacation -- and it looks more and more like she never will -- Sammi Giancola is still close friends with several of her former castmates.

Others ... not so much.

Death. Taxes. DJ Pauly D rocking the exact same oil-slick black, blow-out hairstyle until he either dies or goes bald.

We might not particularly like any of these things, but we used to be able to take a certain comfort in how reliable they were.

Gym. Tanning. Laundry.

And just so much making out!

Are you ready to spend the holidays with the fam?

So asks MTV in the first promo for Jersey Shore; Family Vacation Season 4, which is set to return this fall with new episodes.

MTV's A Double Shot at Love With Vinny and Pauly D never quite transformed into the Bachelor-esque ratings senation that network execs were expecting.

And that's not just because of the confusing, unwieldy title.

Even following a season that featured a prison release, an arrest for domestic violence and the most controversial wedding reception speech in reality TV history, many thought this was it for Jersey Shore.

Well, another episode of Jersey Shore has come and gone, and we still haven't seen the infamous Angelina wedding roast.

(Remember when this show was famous for how much drama and insanity it would to cram into a single episode? Now it's got so much filler it should be called Jersey More.)

Given the fact that they never actually smushed, you would think the morning after the alleged JWoww and Psuly D hookup would be pretty chill.

But because all of their roommates wanted them to smush, and the principle players themselves were a little hazy on the events of the previous night, the following day was about as chill as a crime scene investigation.

Did it really happen on Thursday night?!?

After weeks of build-up, speculation and hype, did JWoww and Pauly D really take their relationship to the next level?

In a sense, the lives our favorite guidos are more fascinating than ever before.

In recent years, the Jersey Shore gang has gotten married and divorced; some of them have had kids; and some are devoutly sober, while others continue to party like they're on a never-ending spring break.

None of us has ever experienced anything like the coronavirus pandemic before, and we're all dealing with it in different ways.

Baking and growing facial hair seem to be two of the most popular coping mechanisms, and it seems that Jersey Shore star Pauly D has decided to jump on at least half of the bread and beards bandwagon.

The trailer for the current season of Jersey Shore promises a lot of memoranle moments in the lives in the lives of the Seaside crew.

We'll see Mike Sorrentino's release from prison, the infamous roast at Angelina's wedding, and of course, a long overdue hookup ten years in the making.

It's a hookup eleven years in the making!

Pauly D and Jenni Farley began flirting with one another in the very first episode of Jersey Shore way back in 2009.