Simon Saran SLAMS Amber Portwood & Matt Baier Over Wedding Invite!

Simon Saran SLAMS Amber Portwood & Matt Baier!

For someone who seems to be trying to make a career out of being a douche, Simon Saran simply isn't very good at trash talk.

We suppose if you consider the quantity of shade thrown, he's posting GOAT-level numbers, but his humor is on par with roast night at a community college frat house.

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Tom Cruise: ENGAGED to Vanessa Kirby?!

Tom Cruise: ENGAGED to Vanessa Kirby?!

At this point in his career, Tom Cruise is better known for his Xenu-centric personal life than for his acting.

He doesn't seem particularly bothered by the bonkers trajectory of his career, however, which is a likely as result of the fact that his thetan count is so off the charts he can melt e-meters with his eyes.

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