Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has been mired in a mistable relationship for about a year and a half now.

Which makes the following update on the Jersey Shore star's situation all the more ironic:

Zack Clayton Carpinello has come clean.

About how he seemingly wanted to come all over Angelina Pivarnick during last week's intense episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Joe Giudice has left on a jet plane.

And, really, truly... he has no idea when he'll be back again.

Robert Forster, the beloved actor whose career enjoyed an unexpected revival after he starred in Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown, died of brain cancer at his home in Los Angeles on Friday.

He was 78 years old.

We've got to hand it to Tekashi 69.

Many celebrities have been imprisoned over the years, but very few have managed to remain this relevant while serving their sentences.

Last week, Larissa Lima snapped a selfie with Corey Rathgeber. In the aftermath, Larissa and Evelin Villegas went to war. It got very, very ugly.

Things appeared to calm down a little. As Leida Margaretha (of all people!) suggested, it was mostly a misunderstanding.

Anna Duggar has a lot on her plate these days.

Of course, as a mother of five, she pretty much always has a lot on her plate, but these days, things are especially hectic.

Meghan Markle may or may not be moving to Canada.

But the Duchess of Sussex is definitely sending an inspiring message to young women around the world.