Well, we didn't see this one coming.

Then again, that's been true of pretty much every news story involving Charlie Sheen for at least the past decade.

On Monday, December 10, Josie Brooklyn Duggar turned nine years old.

Though the Duggars are kind of nuts, the story of Josie's premature birth at such a low weight tugged at the hearts of even their toughest critics.

If you're a longtime fan of the Teen Mom franchise, you may remember the name Lindsey Nicholson.

Lyndsey was a fan favorite on 16 and Pregnant, but she was passed over for the majors and never made the leap to Teen Mom fame.

An 11-year-old girl and her entire family received a hell of a shock when the girl opened a Sonic Drive-In hamburger.

Within the wrapping was an ecstasy pill.

It's only been a few days since the world learned that Cardi B and Offset have called it quits after about 18 seconds of marriage.

Cardi B was the one to pull the plug, and she had a number of good reasons for doing so.

Meghan Markle is out of f-cks to give, you guys.

At this point, it's impossible to believe that the Duchess of Sussex isn't well aware of the negativity surrounding her at the moment, as one report after another labels her a spoiled diva who keeps stirring up trouble.

Just over a week ago, Danielle Mullins was asking fans for cash because she was at risk of losing her home.

She asked for $5,000 in crowdfunding, and the donations poured in for the former 90 Day Fiance star.

So far the casting of Bristol Palin on Teen Mom OG isn't working out for anyone involved.

Bristol gets paid more than any of the other cast members, and her fame was supposed to help to increase the show's ratings.

Kenneth Petty is a convicted sex offender.

He's also the new boyfriend of Nicki Minaj.

It turns out that relationships with the dearly departed are more than just ghost sex on airplanes.

Sometimes, the living and unliving break up.

For weeks now, rumors of a feud between Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle have been dominating tabloid headlines, and it doesn't look like that's likely to change anytime soon.

Usually, narratives like this one are easy to dismiss, but this time, there's real reason to believe the reports of royal discord are accurate.

It will soon be the end of an era on The Today Show.

An era defined by a lot of laughter, a great deal of banter and a $hitload of white wine.