I typically try to come up with some sort of witty headline for a television show review.

I'll go to my grave (fiery or otherwise) thinking THIS was the highlight of my career as a writer of content.

That's it!

We give up! We give in!

Jenelle Evans isn't doing so hot right now.

Like, she's actually doing so bad that Farrah Abraham feels the need to step in and give her advice.

Well, that didn't take very long.

Just a matter of days, in fact.

Have you noticed something unusual about the ongoing Jenelle Evans custody case?

No, sadly, it isn't that Child Protection Services swooped in this week and left with Jenelle's two young kids (Ensley, 2; and Kaiser, 4), along with David Eason's daughter from a previous relationship, 11-year old Maryssa.

Say this about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West:

They are nothing if not reliable.