Paris Jackson would like everyone to remember an old adage:

Don't believe everything you read.

As Duggar fans (and viewers who love to hate-watch) have observed, Duggar courtships are getting shorter and shorter.

Patriarch Jim Bob will do anything to keep his kids chaste until marriage, even if it means marrying them off sooner.

Caitlyn Jenner has come to realize that Donald Trump is the worst, but Kanye West is still riding the Trump Train.

Even so, these two are still part of the extended Kardashian family and have a lot in common.

Over the course of seven months, Colt Johnson's marriage to Larissa Dos Santos Lima was very ugly and complicated.

But the polarizing 90 Day Fiance star now wants to keep things very simple.

If you're following The Bachelor Spoilers, you already know the twists at the end of this season.

But what about Colton Underwood's past?

There are many words that spring to mind when one thinks of Rob Kardashian:

Stoner, opportunist, lover of oversized black activewear -- but one rarely thinks of Rob as much of a ladies man.

We know, we know:

You can't fight true love.