Poet Sylvia Plath wrote, "I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my eyes and all is born again."

Lady Lazarus was probably of no relation to TLC's newest reality stars, but they do share a similar mentality with regard to object permanence.

In her latest attempt to come across as edgy, Miley Cyrus simply came across as rude and insensitive.

To a group of people she previously claimed meant a lot to her.

For centuries, the members of the British Royal Family prided themselves on their ability to maintain a "stiff upper lip" in the face of adversity. 

Be it the death of Princess Diana or rumors of marital discord between Prince William and Kate Middleton, the royal response remained the same:

Well folks, it's that time again.

Another season of Counting On is upon us, which means for the next 10-12 weeks, you won't have to go channel-surfing at 4 am to catch a full hour of televised evangelical propaganda.

Congratulations to Swedish model Elin Nordegren for giving birth to her third child! 

(Ok, she may be a beautiful Swedish model, but unfortunately, she is better known for being Tiger Woods' ex-wife who was the target of the infamous cheating scandal of the decade.)

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is doing all he can these days to prove he isn't a menace to society.

Or, more specifically, to his very young daughter, Ariana.

Jim Bob and Michelle are now appearing on Counting On, because TLC seems to no longer care about a certain conspiracy to cover up molestation.

As Jinger prepares for her move to Los Angeles, she gushes about her excitement and Jessa chimes in to support her.

For many years on Pretty Little Liars, Shay Mitchell kept a mother lode of secrets from her family members and friends.

And now it's sort of all come full circle for the actress...

According to recent reports, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are really not getting along these days.

The alleged feud may even tear this famous family apart.