Bachelor in Paradise grew very dark on Monday night.

We mean this literally.

It's not even breakup season!

But these relationships are out here ending left and right. 

It's 2019 and the Kardashians rule the world. 

So, If you're one of those people who still feel the need to ask "but, like, what do they even do?" please take my little piece of advice; don't. 

For those who aren't fluent in Brit-speak, the headline roughly translates "to please stop denigrating the Duchess of Sussex, you chronic masturbators."

And why is Elton John standing up for Meghan Markle, you ask?

Just last week, Amy Roloff was celebrating her birthday with her boyfriend. Now, this busy bee has another occassion to enjoy herself.

With just weeks before Jacob and Isabel get married, Amy and her soon-to-be daughter-in-law are still bonding.

Since they both seem like decent folk, we hoped the Miley Cyrus-Liam Hemsworth divorce would be the sort of amicable parting of ways that's so rarely seen in Hollywood.

But to be honest, we're not surprised that it's turning out to be a big old mess.

Last month, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin marked the anniversary of their engagement with affection and sweet messages.

They have a bigger milestone coming up, and their plans are appropriately much larger in scale.

On Friday, Teen Mom OG star Mackenzie McKee delivered some surprising news to fans:

She and husband Josh McKee have decided to pull the plug on their six-year marriage.

Tanner Tolbert is not backing down from his criticism of Demi Burnett.

Despite the fact that Burnett totally burned Tolbert just a few days ago with a reference to Tanner's wife being on her back.