Larissa Dos Santos Lima is not long for the United States of America.

If Debbie Johnson is to be believed, that is.

A Real Housewives of Miami alum has some really exciting news to share with her followers.

And we guess we gave it away via the headline above, didn't we?

Tori Rolof is a little bit worried.

She's a tad bit concerned.

If most people were in Jenelle Evans' shoes ...

Well, thankfully, most people wouldn't find themselves in Jenelle Evans' shoes, but if they did, they'd probably be feeling really bad these days.

It has been warned that, between her father's conservatorship and her overall well-being, Britney Spears might never perform again.

That would be tragic if true, but we of course want whatever is best for Britney.

Kanye West is a new father.

However, in an interview with David Letterman, the famous rapper goes off once again about those who disagree with his poltiics, basically labeling Liberals as bitter motherf-ckers.

It's a weird thing to be a member of a royal family in 2019.

We suppose it's always been a weird thing, but 500 years ago, it was all beheading your enemies, noshing on giant turkey legs, and other objectively awesome sh-t.

In the end, it was just time.

After 16 seasons as an entertaining, talented and devilishly handsome coach on The Voice, Adam Levine has decided to hang up his red chair.

We're just days away from the publication of Lamar Odom's tell-all memoir, From Darkness to Light.

And that's a very good thing, because we're not sure how many more bombshell preview excerpts we can stand!