It's been almost two years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom 2.

While Abraham has somehow managed to remain relevant during that time (depending on your definition of relevance), she's clearly missing those massive MTV paychecks.

Well, it finally happened.

After months of legal wrangling and hand-wringing, Joe Giudice was shipped off to Italy last week.

Lee Rosbach has spoken out for the first time about every parent's worst nightmare.

The Below Deck star has given an interview in which he discusses the death of his son, Joshua.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has been mired in a miserable relationship for about a year and a half.

Which makes the following update on the Jersey Shore star's situation all the more ironic:

Zack Clayton Carpinello has come clean.

About how he seemingly wanted to come all over Angelina Pivarnick during last week's intense episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Joe Giudice has left on a jet plane.

And, really, truly... he has no idea when he'll be back again.

Robert Forster, the beloved actor whose career enjoyed an unexpected revival after he starred in Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown, died of brain cancer at his home in Los Angeles on Friday.

He was 78 years old.

We've got to hand it to Tekashi 69.

Many celebrities have been imprisoned over the years, but very few have managed to remain this relevant while serving their sentences.