Earlier this month, Jenelle Evans joined OnlyFans.
There's nothing wrong with that, of course, but the move came as somewhat of a surprise, as Evans spent years berating and bullying other reality stars who joined the site with the goal of supplementing their income.
If you look up the words "cope" and "seethe" in the dictionary, you might find photos of Jenelle Evans and David Eason.
These two haven't appeared on TV in years, and they could easily disappear and live quiet, private lives at anytime ... if they wanted to.
Folks, it brings us no pleasure to inform you that David Eason is back on his bullsh-t.
David has a long, ugly history of bigotry and hate, and he periodically resurfaces to remind the world why he was banished back to The Land in the first place.
Back in 2019, David Eason beat, shot and killed the family dog right in front of his horrified children.
The 11-pound French bulldog named Nugget became a symbol for Jenelle Evans' critics, many of whom were quick to celebrate when the controversial reality star was fired by MTV after siding with David and helping him lie to the media.
Jenelle Evans is always full of complaints, and her pity parties are usually full of finger-pointing and utterly devoid of self-reflection.
These days, Evans' biggest gripe is that she deserves a chance to show the world how much she's grown and changed for the better, but MTV is denying her that opportunity.
David Eason is at it once again.
By which we mean the following:
Folks, Jenelle Evans and David Eason want your attention again.
Now, just about everyone who posts anything on social media wants your attention, but most of them aren't trying to make a living from their content.
We've known for years that Jenelle Evans and David Eason are broke, but in recent weeks, we've come to realize that the situation is even more dire than we thought.
As we previously reported, Eason was arrested last week for driving with an open container and a suspended license.
For years now, fans have been speculating on Jenelle Evans' financial situation.
Some of them are looking to have a laugh at the desperate circumstances of a former reality star who used to glory in flaunting her wealth.
Jenelle Evans' life took a turn for the worse last week.
And that's really saying something, because we didn't think her life could've gotten much worse.
For the past few days, Jenelle Evans has been having meltdown after meltdown on social media after her clothing line was canceled due to the fact that she is not a good person.
But now we know that something else has happened that could be causing her to feel so upset ...
Generally speaking, it's not good to take pleasure in the failures of others.
But when the person in question is a genuinely awful human being and the failure is laughably minor ... well, we think it's okay to briefly set your morals aside and enjoy a little schadenfreude.
When Jenelle Evans got fired from MTV back in 2019, she vowed that she would never again have anything to do with the network that made her famous.
Two years and a whole lot of financial problems later, however, Ms. Evans is singing a very different tune.
It's been over two years since Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, and she and husband David Eason both remain unemployed.
In a way, we're sympathetic.
At this point, David Eason has been unemployed for so long that he probably forgot what it's like to leave his house with any regularity.
Spending every hour of every day under the same roof as Jenelle Evans would be enough to drive anyone insane, and David had quite a few screws loose even before he became unemployable.
Jenelle Evans has made some bad choices in her time.
At this point, that's pretty much the only kind of choice she knows how to make.
Folks, we never thought this day would come.
Apparently, hell has frozen over and we're living in some sort of bizarro world where up is down, black is white, and hamburgers eat people.
As we've discussed many times in the past, Jenelle Evans is a pathological liar.
Name an aspect of her life, and you can be certain that Jenelle has spread all kinds of BS about it.
It's been over two years since Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, and for the entirety of that time, she's been documenting the deterioration of her circumstances via Instagram and TikTok.
Now, despite the hefty paychecks she was receiving during her last few years as a reality star, Evans always seemed to struggle financially.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason have no business owning animals of any kind.
We've seen proof of this over and over (and over and over, etc.).
David Eason has a bit of a violent streak.
We know, we know -- understatement of the year.
