We all know you can't trust a single word that comes out of Jenelle Evans' mouth.
Which is why we were prepared for a good laugh when Jenelle announced that she would be posting a 6-part documentary about her life on YouTube.
We've always known that David Eason is a very, very angry man, but we're just now beginning to realize how frightened he is.
It seems David is so terrified of the world around him that he won't step outside his home unless he's armed.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason are both very violent people.
They've both been arrested numerous times after committing acts of violence, and the fact that neither of them is currently serving hard time is a mystery to many of us.
As we sadly learned just over two years ago, Jenelle Evans doesn't care that her husband is a wife-beater.
The former Teen Mom star recanted the story she, herself, told a 911 operator in October 2018 about how Eason broke her collarbone... eventually alleging some nonsense about how she actually fell into a hole at the time.
If you're a regular here at The Hollywood Gossip, you know that we're not huge fans of Jenelle Evans,
In fact, we strongly suspect her bigoted brain is the first thing Nazi scientists collaborated on when they all arrived in hell.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason breakup so often that it's impossible to say from one day to the next if they're together or not.
The situation is further complicated by the fact that David is a complete a-hole, regardless of whether or not he and Jenelle are together.
Jenelle Evans' social circle is like Stephen King's imagination -- it's baffling to think that so many horrors could originate from one place.
This week, Nathan Griffith is back in the news, and if you thought he was one of the more sane people to be trapped in Jenelle's orbit, we're afraid we have some very, very bad news for you.
As we discussed earlier this week, David Eason is easily the worst of the Teen Mom baby daddies, which is really saying something.
Abuse, neglect, racism, homophobia, cruelty to animals, substance abuse -- you name an appalling behavior, and David has engaged in repeatedly, and with great enthusiasm.
David Eason and Nathan Griffith don't agree on very much.
Such as how to raise a young boy without allegedly assaulting or abusing him.
Well, we're not sure how anyone could still be undecided this late in election season, but in case you're still on the fence, here's a fact that might have you pulling the lever for Joe Biden:
Jenelle Evans is voting for Donald Trump.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason live on a stretch of property that they call a farm.
But since the Easons don't grow any crops, and the animals they raise only get slaughtered when David is pissed off, bored, drunk, or all three, the couple's social media followers think of the land more as a putrid swamp.
It often seems that not a week goes by without Jenelle Evans and David Eason breaking up.
Critics are usually quick to dismiss these blink-and-you-miss-it separations as publicity stunts, but they fail to consider one important factor:
Jenelle Evans and David Eason basically live in court, and it can be very difficult to keep all their charges and cases separate.
Just last month, David was in front of a judge in connection with allegations that he pistol-whipped one of Jenelle's friends.
Earlier this week, David Eason posted a video himself eating a goat.
Now, people eat goat all the time, but the difference with David's meal is that the animal had a name and was previously a beloved family pet.
If you know anything about him, you know there's something a little ... off about David Eason.
He's violent and always angry; he's abusive toward women and children; he's an ignorant bigot, and it often seems as though he doesn't care who knows it.
