David Eason

David Eason, Covid-19, acts of violence perpetrated by white supremacists emboldened by the presidency of Donald Trump.

What do all of these things have in common?

Folks, there are "hot takes," and then there's the absolutely bonkers nonsense that David Eason has been known to spew online.

Sure, expressing a controversial opinion on the internet is a good way to get attention and spark a heated argument, and as someone who's been unemployed for over two years, Eason is probably pretty bored.

Last week, a group of terrorists stormed the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. and demonstrated outright contempt for the very foundations on which this country was built.

Politicians from both sides of the aisle condemned the attacks, and only the most ignorant and hateful Americans defended the rioters.

David Eason is very thankful for Jenelle Evans.

He just told social media followers that his prayers for the perfect wife have been answered.

Whenever Jenelle Evans does anything on social media, she receives two very different types of comments.

There's the fawning praise from fans who think Jenelle can do no wrong, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.

Republicans and Democrats. Lions and gazelles. The Easons and dogs.

Some things will just never get along and should probably be kept at a safe distance from one another at all times.

We all know you can't trust a single word that comes out of Jenelle Evans' mouth.

Which is why we were prepared for a good laugh when Jenelle announced that she would be posting a 6-part documentary about her life on YouTube.

We've always known that David Eason is a very, very angry man, but we're just now beginning to realize how frightened he is.

It seems David is so terrified of the world around him that he won't step outside his home unless he's armed.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason are both very violent people.

They've both been arrested numerous times after committing acts of violence, and the fact that neither of them is currently serving hard time is a mystery to many of us.

As we sadly learned just over two years ago, Jenelle Evans doesn't care that her husband is a wife-beater.

The former Teen Mom star recanted the story she, herself, told a 911 operator in October 2018 about how Eason broke her collarbone... eventually alleging some nonsense about how she actually fell into a hole at the time.

If you're a regular here at The Hollywood Gossip, you know that we're not huge fans of Jenelle Evans,

In fact, we strongly suspect her bigoted brain is the first thing Nazi scientists collaborated on when they all arrived in hell.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason breakup so often that it's impossible to say from one day to the next if they're together or not.

The situation is further complicated by the fact that David is a complete a-hole, regardless of whether or not he and Jenelle are together.

Jenelle Evans' social circle is like Stephen King's imagination -- it's baffling to think that so many horrors could originate from one place.

This week, Nathan Griffith is back in the news, and if you thought he was one of the more sane people to be trapped in Jenelle's orbit, we're afraid we have some very, very bad news for you.

As we discussed earlier this week, David Eason is easily the worst of the Teen Mom baby daddies, which is really saying something.

Abuse, neglect, racism, homophobia, cruelty to animals, substance abuse -- you name an appalling behavior, and David has engaged in repeatedly, and with great enthusiasm.

David Eason and Nathan Griffith don't agree on very much.

Such as how to raise a young boy without allegedly assaulting or abusing him.

Well, we're not sure how anyone could still be undecided this late in election season, but in case you're still on the fence, here's a fact that might have you pulling the lever for Joe Biden:

Jenelle Evans is voting for Donald Trump.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason live on a stretch of property that they call a farm.

But since the Easons don't grow any crops, and the animals they raise only get slaughtered when David is pissed off, bored, drunk, or all three, the couple's social media followers think of the land more as a putrid swamp.