Throughout this past week, several media outlets -- including this one -- have been reporting that Jenelle Evans is back together with David Eason, the abusive ex from whom she separated back in October.
The evidence seemed undeniable:
We hope you're sitting down for this stunning piece of news.
We hope you're prepared to read something truly unexpected.
We've never seen any evidence of this, but it's possible that David Eason is good at something.
Maybe the guy is great at impressions, or he can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than a minute. We don't know.
The United States has been struck by yet another gun tragedy.
And David Eason has a polarizing opinion on just what the country should do about it.
On the surface, David Eason and Amber Portwood have a lot it common.
Both are closely affiliated with the Teen Mom franchise and both have an undeniable violent streak.
It's been over a month since Jenelle Evans filed for divorce from David Eason.
Evans has used that time to relocate to a new state and begin the long process of rebuilding her reputation, while Eason is ... well, as far as we can tell, he's still living on Jenelle's land and struggling desperately to make ends meet.
It''s a real, honest-to-goodness task trying to come up with something positive to say about David Eason, but if we had to do it, we'd say this:
He sure has an impressive habit of outdoing himself.
When Jenelle Evans filed for divorce from David Eason, she took the necessary steps to ensure that she and her children would be safe from harm.
The Teen Mom 2 terror was granted a restraining order against David shortly after she fled the property they once shared and relocated to Tennessee.
