It often seems that not a week goes by without Jenelle Evans and David Eason breaking up.
Critics are usually quick to dismiss these blink-and-you-miss-it separations as publicity stunts, but they fail to consider one important factor:
Jenelle Evans and David Eason basically live in court, and it can be very difficult to keep all their charges and cases separate.
Just last month, David was in front of a judge in connection with allegations that he pistol-whipped one of Jenelle's friends.
Earlier this week, David Eason posted a video himself eating a goat.
Now, people eat goat all the time, but the difference with David's meal is that the animal had a name and was previously a beloved family pet.
If you know anything about him, you know there's something a little ... off about David Eason.
He's violent and always angry; he's abusive toward women and children; he's an ignorant bigot, and it often seems as though he doesn't care who knows it.
When Jenelle Evans first regained custody of her kids back in the summer of 2019, she seemed remorseful and accepting of the fact that she would need to make some serious changes in order to ensure that the children would never be taken from her again.
Needless to say, that didn't last long.
If you're at all familiar with the nausea-inducing life of Jenelle Evans, then you're probably aware that her husband, David Eason, is even more of a repugnant swamp monster than the Carolina Hurricane herself.
David is a racist, a homophobe, an abuser of children and animals -- you name it, this guy has probably been fired or arrested for it.
Remember when the Jerry Springer Show first debuted, and it was only sort of trashy, but it quickly deteriorated into inbred circus freaks beating each other with chairs for 60 minutes straight?
That's pretty much what's happened with Jenelle Evans and David Eason in the year since she got fired from Teen Mom 2.
You almost have to respect the fact that Jenelle Evans and David Eason keep coming up with new and interesting ways to show the world how awful they are.
Note that we said "almost."
We don't have time to go into all the absolutely insane things that QAnon adherents believe, but suffice it to say, it's a social media "movement" that preys on the under-educated, the ill-informed, and the chronically unemployed who are bored enough to get sucked into its insanity.
Q believers think that they're fighting alongside Donald Trump against a shadowy cabal of satanic pedophiles who have been secretly running the world for centuries.
We've known for quite some time that David Eason is a racist moron.
After all, the man has made very little effort to conceal his bigotry over the years.
It's often been said that Jenelle Evans' chronically unemployed husband David Eason is completely lacking in talent -- but that's not quite true.
Over the course of his adult life, David has demonstrated a remarkable talent for avoiding jail time in situations where less privileged people would have been sent up the river!
If you follow her on social media, you known that Jenelle Evans has been having more meltdowns than usual in recent weeks.
And that's really saying something, because she was already flipping out about two to three times a day, on average.
Have you ever known someone who named their kid something really crazy, like X Æ A-12, and when anyone makes fun of it, they accuse that person of mocking a child?
Obviously, the argument is foolish; it makes no sense, and it's a very immature way of deflecting criticism.
You may not believe this, but David Eason has gone off on a social media rant against MTV, the Teen Mom franchise and an alleged double standard that he believes makes him a victim.
Wait, what?
