Jenelle Evans and David Eason are in a tough spot these days.
They've both been unemployed for so long that they've probably forgotten how to hold a job, which is a major problem, as the money from Jenelle's TikTok dance videos isn't gonna last forever.
You may not believe this, readers, but some folks out there think Jenelle Evans may not be the most responsible mother on the planet.
We know, right?
It's often said that Jenelle Evans is entirely without talent.
But that's not quite true.
Here's a sentence you've probably read many, many times before:
Jenelle Evans is headed to court!
Jenelle Evans and David Eason will never again star on a reality show.
Hell, Jenelle can't even hold on to a sponsored content deal on Instagram without her reputation catching up to her!
Is Jenelle Evans the worst mom ever to be featured on a reality television show?
It's a tough question, but only because we're wondering if Intervention counts as a reality show.
Jenelle Evans is fighting to rebuild her reputation with the goal of landing another reality show and thus, never having to hold a real job for the rest of her natural life.
That's obviously never gonna happen, but it's fun to watch her try.
There are bad dads, and then there's David Eason, who seems to have devoted himself full-time to traumatizing his kids and stepchildren.
Maybe Swamp Rat Dave is in cahoots with a local psychiatrist, and they're planning to split the proceeds when his offspring inevitably seek therapy.
Well, it looks like Jenelle Evans is trying to make a comeback.
Of course, considering she was never that famous or well-liked to begin with, Jenelle doesn't have a whole lot to come back to -- but she's trying to remain relevant in the hope that she'll be able to live out her entire life without putting in a single day at a real job.
David Eason is not a great person.
We know this because of several things we've witnessed him say and do over the past few years.
Jenelle Evans is trying to clear her name and salvage what remains of her reputation so that she can weasel her way back into the world of reality television and continue to avoid anything resembling real work.
But she may have just made a major misstep that's unlikely to earn her any new fans south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Look, Jenelle Evans is ignorant about a lot of things.
You know it, we know it, everybody knows it.
Wow.
We knew David Eason and Nathan Griffith had ended their feud.
Back in 2019, Jenelle Evans hit what appeared to be rock bottom.
David Eason beat and killed the family dog in front of her kids, an event which kicked off a series of misfortunes for the Carolina Swamp Mom.
If you follow Jenelle Evans on social media, you might have noticed some inconsistent messaging in recent months.
One day, Jenelle has back and neck problems so bad that she can barely move; the next she's tossing her head around doing elaborate TikTok dances designed for teenagers.
It has come to this for Jenelle Evans:
She's been forced to go online and defend her husband from allegations that he recently murdered a number of baby chickens.
Jenelle Evans is one of the only people on the planet who's such a bad mom that she became famous for it.
It's pretty much just Jenelle, Michelle Duggar, and Casey Anthony in that category.
Only David Eason, folks. Only Dave Eason.
Sadly, horribly, and VERY disturbingly, Jenelle Evans' husband may be the only person about whom we can write a headline such as the one above and not have a single reader bat an eye.
David Eason has once again proven that he's a very stable and reasonable individual without a violent streak anywhere to be found in his body.
We're just kidding, you guys.
There was a time when the feud between Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry was the most interesting thing in the entire Teen Mom universe.
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Lowry remained reasonable in most of her interactions with her former co-star -- and Evans did the exact opposite.
When Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, fans wondered how she would pay her bills and what she would do with all her free time.
Two years later, only one of those questions has been answered.
We probably don't need to tell you that David Eason is not exactly a world-class father.
In fact, it's something of a mystery how his years of neglect and abusive behavior haven't landed him behind bars for a lengthy sentence.
