Jenelle Evans and David Eason breakup so often that it's impossible to say from one day to the next if they're together or not.
The situation is further complicated by the fact that David is a complete a-hole, regardless of whether or not he and Jenelle are together.
Jenelle Evans' social circle is like Stephen King's imagination -- it's baffling to think that so many horrors could originate from one place.
This week, Nathan Griffith is back in the news, and if you thought he was one of the more sane people to be trapped in Jenelle's orbit, we're afraid we have some very, very bad news for you.
As we discussed earlier this week, David Eason is easily the worst of the Teen Mom baby daddies, which is really saying something.
Abuse, neglect, racism, homophobia, cruelty to animals, substance abuse -- you name an appalling behavior, and David has engaged in repeatedly, and with great enthusiasm.
David Eason and Nathan Griffith don't agree on very much.
Such as how to raise a young boy without allegedly assaulting or abusing him.
Well, we're not sure how anyone could still be undecided this late in election season, but in case you're still on the fence, here's a fact that might have you pulling the lever for Joe Biden:
Jenelle Evans is voting for Donald Trump.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason live on a stretch of property that they call a farm.
But since the Easons don't grow any crops, and the animals they raise only get slaughtered when David is pissed off, bored, drunk, or all three, the couple's social media followers think of the land more as a putrid swamp.
It often seems that not a week goes by without Jenelle Evans and David Eason breaking up.
Critics are usually quick to dismiss these blink-and-you-miss-it separations as publicity stunts, but they fail to consider one important factor:
Jenelle Evans and David Eason basically live in court, and it can be very difficult to keep all their charges and cases separate.
Just last month, David was in front of a judge in connection with allegations that he pistol-whipped one of Jenelle's friends.
Earlier this week, David Eason posted a video himself eating a goat.
Now, people eat goat all the time, but the difference with David's meal is that the animal had a name and was previously a beloved family pet.
If you know anything about him, you know there's something a little ... off about David Eason.
He's violent and always angry; he's abusive toward women and children; he's an ignorant bigot, and it often seems as though he doesn't care who knows it.
When Jenelle Evans first regained custody of her kids back in the summer of 2019, she seemed remorseful and accepting of the fact that she would need to make some serious changes in order to ensure that the children would never be taken from her again.
Needless to say, that didn't last long.
If you're at all familiar with the nausea-inducing life of Jenelle Evans, then you're probably aware that her husband, David Eason, is even more of a repugnant swamp monster than the Carolina Hurricane herself.
David is a racist, a homophobe, an abuser of children and animals -- you name it, this guy has probably been fired or arrested for it.
Remember when the Jerry Springer Show first debuted, and it was only sort of trashy, but it quickly deteriorated into inbred circus freaks beating each other with chairs for 60 minutes straight?
That's pretty much what's happened with Jenelle Evans and David Eason in the year since she got fired from Teen Mom 2.
You almost have to respect the fact that Jenelle Evans and David Eason keep coming up with new and interesting ways to show the world how awful they are.
Note that we said "almost."
