David Eason

It's been over two years since Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, and she and husband David Eason both remain unemployed.

In a way, we're sympathetic.

At this point, David Eason has been unemployed for so long that he probably forgot what it's like to leave his house with any regularity.

Spending every hour of every day under the same roof as Jenelle Evans would be enough to drive anyone insane, and David had quite a few screws loose even before he became unemployable.

Jenelle Evans has made some bad choices in her time.

At this point, that's pretty much the only kind of choice she knows how to make.

Folks, we never thought this day would come.

Apparently, hell has frozen over and we're living in some sort of bizarro world where up is down, black is white, and hamburgers eat people.

As we've discussed many times in the past, Jenelle Evans is a pathological liar.

Name an aspect of her life, and you can be certain that Jenelle has spread all kinds of BS about it.

It's been over two years since Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, and for the entirety of that time, she's been documenting the deterioration of her circumstances via Instagram and TikTok.

Now, despite the hefty paychecks she was receiving during her last few years as a reality star, Evans always seemed to struggle financially.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason have no business owning animals of any kind.

We've seen proof of this over and over (and over and over, etc.).

David Eason has a bit of a violent streak.

We know, we know -- understatement of the year.

Both for her own sake, and for the well-being of her children, we hope that Jenelle Evans will eventually get the message:

For as much as she talks about returning to reality TV or getting rich from projects like the Jenelle Evans Podcast, her days as a well-known and well-compensated media figure have come to an end.

It's rare that we're surprised by any news coming from the soggy patch of fetid swampland that Jenelle Evans and David Eason call home.

Usually, it's the same reports of drunken violence, animal abuse, child negligence, etc.

Having already murdered his tiny family dog two years ago, it appears as if David Eason has now set his sights on a couple brand new four-legged targets.

We'd say they should run for their lives.

Obviously, there's nothing surprising about the news that David Eason has accused his baby mama of being an abusive alcoholic.

But this story comes with a shocking twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan:

For the past several years, Jenelle Evans has been threatening to start a podcast.

The woman has a long history on never following through with anything, but against all odds, she actually managed to get the cleverly-titled Jenelle Eason podcast off the ground.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason are in a tough spot these days.

They've both been unemployed for so long that they've probably forgotten how to hold a job, which is a major problem, as the money from Jenelle's TikTok dance videos isn't gonna last forever.

You may not believe this, readers, but some folks out there think Jenelle Evans may not be the most responsible mother on the planet.

We know, right?

It's often said that Jenelle Evans is entirely without talent.

But that's not quite true.

Here's a sentence you've probably read many, many times before:

Jenelle Evans is headed to court!

Jenelle Evans and David Eason will never again star on a reality show.

Hell, Jenelle can't even hold on to a sponsored content deal on Instagram without her reputation catching up to her!

Is Jenelle Evans the worst mom ever to be featured on a reality television show?

It's a tough question, but only because we're wondering if Intervention counts as a reality show.

Jenelle Evans is fighting to rebuild her reputation with the goal of landing another reality show and thus, never having to hold a real job for the rest of her natural life.

That's obviously never gonna happen, but it's fun to watch her try.

There are bad dads, and then there's David Eason, who seems to have devoted himself full-time to traumatizing his kids and stepchildren.

Maybe Swamp Rat Dave is in cahoots with a local psychiatrist, and they're planning to split the proceeds when his offspring inevitably seek therapy.