Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car...

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In news that has shocked absolutely no one, Farrah Abraham is a stripper now - having rapidly climbed the ladder from cocktail waitress to exotic dancer at a "gentleman's club."

What is shocking, however, is the insane amount of cash that Farrah gets paid to take it all off in her new place of employment in Austin, Texas.

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Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we've cropped it for obvious reasons.

"The club loved how hardworking and focused I was, so they offered me a $544,000 agreement to be a celebrity house feature," Farrah recently told Radar

Yes, beginning August 22 clients can book reservations for private sessions with Farrah. Prices range from $2,500 an hour to $500 for ten minutes.

And if you think the fact that Farrah makes that much to give lap dances is depressing, check out her thoughts on raising her daughter in a strip club environment:

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We suppose it should probably come as no surprise, considering she's always enjoyed doing things backwards if ya know what we mean, but Farrah Abraham has completely reversed the time-honored progression of sex workers.

Allow us to explain ...

Farrah's Bedroom Antics

The usual path is slutty amateur, to stripper, to pornstar, but Farrah embraced the lifestyle with open arms (and legs) and skipped straight to the porn part.

(We know Farrah likes to explain the difference between sex tapes and porn, but like it or not, she's the star of a pornographic film, thus a porn star.)

Now, despite making her nudie debut in a big-budget (by porn standards) studio release, Farrah has taken a step down the ladder and is reportedly working as a stripper in Austin, Texas. 

It started off innocently enough, with Farrah serving drinks at an Austin "gentleman's club," but as is the case with most things Farrah does, the situation quickly resulted in her getting naked:

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The original Teen Mom is coming back! Well, three-quarters of it, anyway.

Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood are officially returning for Season 5 of the MTV reality show in 2015, according to Us Weekly.

Not coming back with them, despite ending her feud with Catelynn last week? The infamous Backdoor Teen Mom star and restaurateur Farrah Abraham.

Teen Mom Cast Title Card

The trio reportedly refused to film again if their infamous fourth cast member was included, and MTV fired Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom as a result.

Abraham will tell you she wanted to part ways with the show anyway, but she'll spin any story any way she wants depending on which way the wind blows.

She's also very possibly an actual escort in her spare time.

Not a lot of credibility to what she says in other words, but that's neither here nor there. As for Maci, Catelynn, and Amber, a lot has changed for all three since 2012.

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With the epic feud between Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell put to bed, the former Teen Mom stars are opening up about how it started - and ended.

Their experience on VH1's Couples Therapy, of all things, helped them work through their public issues and overcome the obstacles to living peacefully.

Chief among those obstacles, Farrah says, was celebrity gossip.

Farrah Abraham, Catelynn Lowell

“Being torn apart by media was a sad case and it showed we have grown to be bigger than gossip reports and get back to reality in our own lives,” Abraham says.

After finally talking face-to-face about their social media exchanges, which had grown increasingly bitter and frequent, the Teen Mom stars let it go.

In fact, Abraham says they are practically sisters after all that:

“When Caitlyn and I yelled at each other and then forgave and talked like years ago it felt like we just had a sister fight. We wish each other the best."

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Their feud bordered on epic over the past year, but no longer. Teen Mom co-stars Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham hugged it out this weekend.

We're as surprised as you are, trust us. Who's next, Jenelle?!

Ultimately, it was VH1's Couples Therapy that brought a couple of enemies together and got them to hash out their issues and bury the hatchet.

Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell

Just a few weeks ago, the pregnant Lowell called Abraham “gross” after re-tweeting a photo of her fellow reality star's line of sex toys. Which are a bit gross.

Prior to that Abraham previously slammed Lowell and Tyler Baltierra for continuing their gigs on Teen Mom long after their teen years had come to a close.

Farrah criticized them for making "poor choices" in their relationship; they hit back that Farrah made porn and that there's really not a whole lot else to say.

They're not wrong, but it's all water under the bridge now.

Abraham posted in the early morning hours of August 9:

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Jenelle Evans is weighing in on Farrah Abraham's recent decision to post a photo of her dead grandfather in a casket on Twitter, and her reaction is priceless.

(In case you didn't hear, or had already blocked it out, Farrah actually did post an open-casket photo from her grandpa's funeral, because she's Farrah.)

Her fellow Teen Mom franchise firebrand and frequent social media sparring partner took notice, and quickly threw in her two cents ... of shade.

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  • Farrah Gets Off

"You are well known and you take that attention to the next level by posting pics of family members in their caskets," Jenelle Evans Tweeted. "WTF?"

The mom of two didn't name names, but there's no doubt she's talking about Miss Pornstar, with whom she's been in the throes of an ongoing feud.

No, Jenelle can't help herself when it comes to slamming Farrah's notorious antics, and in this case, we can't exactly get on her case for it, considering:

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Earlier this week, after Nick Viall broke the underwritten Bachelorette rule of bringing up the Fantasy Suite on live television, Bob Beckel of Fox News made his feelings on Andi Dorfman clear.

"She's a slut!" the chauvinistic idiot screamed, explaining that Dorfman slept with one guy and didn't "tell the other guy about it."

The outburst made us wonder how Beckel would categorize male stars of The Bachelor who do the same exact thing every season - and also made us think back to many other instances where the S-Word got tossed around in a shameful manner.

Is Miley Cyrus a slut because of how she dresses and dances? Does the Farrah Abraham sex tape make its lead actress a slut? And should you ever really refer to your baby mama as a slut?

All profound questions. All worth pondering as you browse through the following slut-based celebrity scandals, starting with Beckel's buffoonery:

Fox News Shames Andi Dorfman
Andi Dorfman was called a slut on Fox News this week. Seriously. Watch the insulting clip.

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We know you've heard this several (dozen?) times already, but Farrah Abraham may have actually found a new way to hit rock bottom. 

Yes, we said before, when Farrah talked about her daughter's future in porn.

And again when she got excited about her daughter getting plastic surgery.

But this time, Farrah has involved a different family member in her unending quest for fame - a family member who's not even alive to defend himself. 

  • Farrah Abraham With Snoopy
  • Farrah Abraham Dead Grandfather

If you go to Farrah's Twitter page today you'll see the above photos side-by-side:

  • The one on the left is of Farrah posing with Snoopy for some reason.
  • The one on the right is Farrah's dead grandfather.

Not, mind you, a photo from when he was alive. No, Farrah shared a photo of her embalmed gramps with her millions of fans and haters.

Appropriately, it's just a few a rows away from photos of Farrah's exposed breast implants. Is she trying to tell us that she and gramps share a love for being pumped full of toxic chemicals?

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Feuding former Teen Mom co-stars Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell are set to reunite on VH1's Couples Therapy: All Stars! Which is apparently a thing!

Both appeared on Couples Therapy in the past, Catelynn with fiance/stepbrother Tyler Baltierra and Farrah solo after her fake boyfriend bailed.

Now, Farrah has budgeted some time in between her lingerie DJ tour and dabbling with businessmen as an actual hooker to return to the program.

  • Farrah Cryin'
  • Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra Image

The bad blood between Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham goes back a long time, but really heated up recently thanks to MTV's Teen Mom reboot.

One that Farrah will not be a part of. Her co-stars considered her a “bad example” and did not want to be featured on a new season if she participated.

Shortly after that news broke, Farrah made a harsh comment about Catelynn and Tyler, who gave their first baby up for adoption, wanting to have another.

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Farrah Abraham's business ventures don't always work out as planned.

Farrah's celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other "celebrities" like Jenna Jameson.

Then there was Farrah's frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah's porn to the company website before the first location opened.

Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour

Farrah's learned from those failures, however, and she's ready to move on. Hopefully she's now aware that there's no difference between a sex tape and a porn, and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth. 

Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she's ready to offer the public something it really needs:

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Farrah Abraham Biography

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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