Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car...

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It's been a gross day for celebrity sex toy shenanigans. First, Dean McDermott stopped by a sex shop while his wife was in the hospital for a nervous breakdown.

Now, in an apparent attempt to one-up that act of nastiness, Farrah Abraham has started selling plastic molds of her vagina while dressed as a beloved Disney character.

Farrah Abraham as Elsa

Yes, we already knew Farrah Abraham sells sex toys, but we didn't know she hawks her wares while dressed as Queen Elsa from Frozen.

Is this the grossest thing Farrah has done in her brief career as a porn star/Christian parenting guru? Not by a long shot, but it's still pretty gross. 

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Fresh off her performance at a recent peep show, Farrah Abraham laid out the criteria for her future husband, and the girl knows just what she's after ...

Farrah Abraham Peep Show

We kid. As did she, we think, when she wrote that the male dancers taking part in the show she hosted have raised the bar in terms of what she expects.

In terms of actual qualities she looks for in men, Farrah says she only has two primary concerns these days, so any suitor had better be up for:

  1. Making money any way she can get it.
  2. Taking care of her daughter, Sophia.

She recently moved to Texas to satisfy both needs, getting away from her problems at home with her parents and booking a lucrative strip club gig.

Texas also boasts zero income tax. Holla!

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Continuing to broaden her career horizons to a surprising and always entertaining degree, Farrah Abraham has been cast in Axeman 2: Overkill.

The '80s-style horror film has already started filming, as the Teen Mom star informed us from the set of the sure to be epic motion picture event:

Farrah Abraham #Acting

Farrah Abraham, clearly excited, Tweeted, "Wow first movie #OnTheSet #Memory2Remember LOVE THIS! #California what?! Lines Lines Lines #Actor"

It's unclear how Farrah's managed to take time off from her stripping gig in Austin and singing "Blowin'" live (you gotta hear that), but here she is.

If the backdoor beauty has proven anything though, it's that she can juggle jobs like James Deen juggles her ... yeah, you get the idea. Multitasker.

In Axeman 2, she plays the role of Fannie Rae Baker.

She calls this girl a "conservative evangelical do-gooder hiking through a place called Cutler’s Creek for a couple’s Christian camp where the film takes place."

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You may not remember, because it thankfully came and went, but Farrah Abraham released a single, hilariously called "Blowin'," back in March.

Apparently her management team hates her and didn't want to tell her that that's a really bad title for a woman who's trying to shake her porn star image.

Anyway, "Blowin'" is back, unfortunately, except this time it's even more obnoxious, because Farrah is finally ready to perform the song ... live!

Yes, she's really singing. Or maybe she's lip-syncing. We can't really tell, because honestly, the recorded version of this song sounds like crap too. 

Seriously. It's beyond terrible. We normally wouldn't dole this sort of career advice, but maybe the former Teen Mom star should stick to stripping.

Sure, that sounds really sad, but Farrah's stripper salary is insane, and judging from the video above, no one's gonna pay her six figures for her musical talents.

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Farrah Abraham continues to insist that Farrah Abraham is not a porn star, saying in a new interview that it's the biggest "misconception" about her.

Farrah Abraham With Lip Injections

"There are many, I think many questions, and the biggest misconception [in the media] is the label of 'porn star,'" Abraham told The Christian Post.

"Luckily, with my faith, I'm stronger than false labels and they do not define me."

Funny for a pathological liar to accuse others of any sort of falsehoods, but that's Farrah for you, and we're going to guess she doesn't appreciate irony.

Or probably know what the word means. But anyway, moving on ...

Farrah Abraham admits she struggled with the tragic loss of her baby's father before Sophia was even born, and is grateful she got to share this on Teen Mom.

"I'm thankful for the TV experiences I've had and continue to have, as I take away from this how to better myself, connect with myself, and really improve."

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Except for The Amazing Race, which wins Emmys for a reason (because it's a great show), reality TV is a lot of mindless entertainment that we watch for very few discernible reasons.

Aside from living in exotic locales and the likelihood of making out with hot guys and girls, what other reason do people have for starring on reality TV shows? 

Well, most of these shameless individuals see their time on reality TV as a starting ground for bigger and better things! Fame! Fortune! A #1 hit or a box office smash! 

Except that doesn't usually happen, though. See below:

Farrah Abraham
Oooooh, lord. Teen Mom star Farrah Abaham wanted to be a singer, and released some absolutely horrible songs to no avail (but great amusement). She's also a terrible actress, as evidenced by her attempts to convince us her sex tape was released by mistake. Screaming is a different story, as she proved with James Deen ...

The 15 reality stars in this gallery, none of whom can act or sing but all of whom have tried, prove this point and then some. Often with hilarious results.

They hoped their reality TV shows would launch them into superstardom. They were wrong ... mostly. In the case of Farrah Abraham and Kim Kardashian?

Millions of dollars have been made, and celebrity status has been achieved. Not how they might have drawn it up when they started out, but still.

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Farrah Abraham recently revealed she is homeschooling her daughter Sophia, though thankfully, it appears she is not the one doing any of the actual schooling.

This is no doubt cause for a collective sigh of relief, as Farrah Abraham and homeschooling are two things that should never appear in the same sentence.

Well, unless some nonprofit educational institution wants to embark on the process of homeschooling Farrah Abraham. That would be a different story.

Mom of the Year

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

When Farrah first revealed her educational plans for Sophia, we were somewhere between smirking, scratching our heads and stunned silence.

She has since let us in on the fact that she is not the only person teaching Sophia, however ... Farrah still feels Farrah is such an amazing mother.

Asked if the youngster has reached any particular milestones, the 23-year-old said, “It’s pretty major that she started kindergarten in general. It’s her year.”

"She’s doing homeschooling, and I’m proud of that. Being a mother and seeing her at this age, I remember this age, so it’s very dear to me and very special."

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The omnipresent Farrah Abraham is living it up with VIP tickets to Fashion Week, and possibly a new love interest in Mike P of VH1's Dating Naked fame.

The former MTV star, officially fired from Teen Mom last month, is currently stripping for half a million dollars at the Palazio Gentlemen's Club in Austin, Texas.

She claims she's doing that job as "research" for upcoming book and film projects. Mmm hmm. In any case, she meet some cool people in her line of work.

Farrah Abraham, Mikey P

That would be Mikey P, a cast member on VH1's Dating Naked.

You don't even have to date Farrah Abraham to see her naked in her very own porn, and/or buy the sex toy shaped like her vagina, but it's not the real thing.

Which he may or may not be dabbling in as we speak.

"Celebrating a #Sexy weekend #fashionweek #NY 2 #TX VIP #OWNIT @PalazioAustin #BachelorParty #bacheloretteparty," she captioned the above pic.

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Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell ended up settling their beef recently, but not before nearly coming to blows as fellow guests on VH1's Couples Therapy.

Probably the only thing more uncomfortable than watching Juan Pablo Galavis on Couples Therapy was the Teen Mom cast turning on one another.

Although the latter was entertaining, at least.

When Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra, her longtime fiance, brought up Farrah's "disappointed" quote re: Catelynn's recent pregnancy announcement?

It was game on, and it got ugly fast!

When Abraham refused to admit to the comment she obviously made, Catelynn and Tyler got personal with their former co-star for going on Couples Therapy solo.

Farrah denied this was a stunt because she needed money, insisting she has plenty ... at which point Cate snapped "because you sold your vagina!"

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Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has been a little bit busy of late.

Between debuting her sex toy line, writing erotic novels, starring in a horror film, opening a restaurant and stripping at a gentlemen's club, her schedule is packed!

We may have even forgotten some of her side pursuits, such as dabbling in businessmen. But she always insists that being a mom is her #1 priority in life.

Say what you will about her choices, but she and Sophia do have fun ...

Farrah Abraham, Daughter Sophia Pic

"#SundayFunday Gaga 4 Glasses," tweeted Abraham over the weekend as she shared side by side photos of her and Sophia sporting some silly eyewear.

Farrah Abraham wore heart-shaped sunglasses, while Sophia showed off a pair of glasses of her own with black frames and dramatic, pink plastic eyelashes.

The 23-year-old also took Sophia to lunch with her own mother, where they shared some ice cream. She announced it was "#MomMonday #mercedesbenzfashionweek."

The single Farrah bought a Mercedes recently with earnings from her six-figure strip club gig at the high-end Palazio Gentlemen's Club in Austin.

She only took the job for "research" purposes, of course, though she's signed on to stay there as a "celebrity feature" until at least the end of December.

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Farrah Abraham Biography

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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