Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car...

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We know you've heard this several (dozen?) times already, but Farrah Abraham may have actually found a new way to hit rock bottom. 

Yes, we said before, when Farrah talked about her daughter's future in porn.

And again when she got excited about her daughter getting plastic surgery.

But this time, Farrah has involved a different family member in her unending quest for fame - a family member who's not even alive to defend himself. 

  • Farrah Abraham With Snoopy
  • Farrah Abraham Dead Grandfather

If you go to Farrah's Twitter page today you'll see the above photos side-by-side:

  • The one on the left is of Farrah posing with Snoopy for some reason.
  • The one on the right is Farrah's dead grandfather.

Not, mind you, a photo from when he was alive. No, Farrah shared a photo of her embalmed gramps with her millions of fans and haters.

Appropriately, it's just a few a rows away from photos of Farrah's exposed breast implants. Is she trying to tell us that she and gramps share a love for being pumped full of toxic chemicals?

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Feuding former Teen Mom co-stars Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell are set to reunite on VH1's Couples Therapy: All Stars! Which is apparently a thing!

Both appeared on Couples Therapy in the past, Catelynn with fiance/stepbrother Tyler Baltierra and Farrah solo after her fake boyfriend bailed.

Now, Farrah has budgeted some time in between her lingerie DJ tour and dabbling with businessmen as an actual hooker to return to the program.

  • Farrah Cryin'
  • Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra Image

The bad blood between Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham goes back a long time, but really heated up recently thanks to MTV's Teen Mom reboot.

One that Farrah will not be a part of. Her co-stars considered her a “bad example” and did not want to be featured on a new season if she participated.

Shortly after that news broke, Farrah made a harsh comment about Catelynn and Tyler, who gave their first baby up for adoption, wanting to have another.

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Farrah Abraham's business ventures don't always work out as planned.

Farrah's celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other "celebrities" like Jenna Jameson.

Then there was Farrah's frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah's porn to the company website before the first location opened.

Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour

Farrah's learned from those failures, however, and she's ready to move on. Hopefully she's now aware that there's no difference between a sex tape and a porn, and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth. 

Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she's ready to offer the public something it really needs:

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Step aside John Kerry, because Farrah Abraham is speaking out on the violent conflict in the Middle East and how to bring peace to the war-torn region.

With the death toll in Gaza climbing by the hour and Israel at loggerheads with Hamas, there's no time to lose. Fortunately, we now have a road map to peace:

While it's a bit unfair, and perhaps even mean-spirited, to ask Farrah Abraham about peace in the Middle East, she could've sidestepped the question.

Being Farrah Abraham, of course, she did not do so, instead proceeding to ramble on for a minute and a half spewing complete and utter nonsense.

Highlights from the Teen Mom star's epic foreign policy analysis:

  • She's dated people from both sides of the conflict (?!)
  • They need a "common goal of not being religious"
  • The fighting is partly a religious thing, partly a pride thing and partly an egotistical thing, but whole economies are suffering as a result
  • What they need to do is look at those parts of their society and "maybe just not want to kill each other and get rid of somebody like Hitler"

There you have it. In her defense, Farrah is less familiar with Peace Agreements than Piece of A$$ Agreements, if you know what we're talking about.

We're talking about her signing a porn contract with Vivid.

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The ongoing, escalating feud between Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans and Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham resurfaced today after the former made a jarring discovery:

Evans' Twitter account was following Abraham on the social network.

Jenelle, who has been in an epic feud ever since Abraham slammed Jenelle for getting pregnant a second time without a "plan," was not at all happy to learn this.

  • Farrah Abraham Selfie Picture
  • Jenellie Selfie

“Dude… Why in the f--k was my twitter following Farrah for?!” Evans tweeted earlier this week, emphatically noting that as of now, Farrah is “#BlockedForever."

#BURN #OhhhhSnap #YouGotServed #StepOff #GurlPlz #Beeeyotch

While Abraham says she's been trying to ignore the hate in this allegedly one-sided feud, she's not afraid to dish it out as well as take it, and did so here.

“LMAO. Why do I care?” she told Radar about Jenelle's angry Tweet.

“I’m happy she can leave me alone and focus on being a mother.”

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In case you haven't heard Lana Del Rey tried to sleep her way to the top and failed.

No, really. That's what Lana said in a recent interview with Complex magazine. She banged dudes in the music industry in hopes of landing a record deal.

When that didn't work, she was shamefully forced to resort to talent and hard work to boost her career. It's the saddest of tales.

But where Lana failed, many others have succeeded.

Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has slept with plenty of famous guys. Her sex tape wih Ray J provided the blueprint for using bedroom antics to gain international fame

In fact, for every obvious example of a starlet who sexed her way to the A-list (looking at you Kim Kardashian), there are probably a dozen less apparent cases of aspiring actresses, models, and pop stars who got to the top by getting on top. 

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What do you get when a Breaking Amish cast member weighs into the ongoing feud waged by a pair of controversial stars from MTV's Teen Mom franchise?

Greatness. Pure and utter greatness.

Sabrina High, one of those angsty Amish teens wandering big cities on TLC's reality series, decided to comment on the Farrah Abraham-Jenelle Evans beef.

Her input? Nothing short of epic.

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  • Farrah Abraham Facial

Farrah recently slammed Jenelle's second pregnancy, saying, “I would never go find a boyfriend right now, get pregnant, have a second child, without a plan.”

In response, Sabrina High mused:

"Um Farrah Abraham says she wouldn’t have a kid again without a plan?? Yeah obviously ... you need to take it in the right hole first sweetie."

Wow. Just wow. High adds of Farrah Abraham, "I don’t know why she would diss [Jenelle] like that she obviously didn't think it thru that's all."

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And the Teen Mom wars continue!

The feud between Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham kicked off last year when Catelynn critiqued Farrah's porn performance, hilariously claiming that Abraham sounded like a "dying horse" on camera. 

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  • Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra Pic

Since then, shots have been fired every few months, and things heated up recently when Farrah threw shade at Catelynn and her husband for having another kid, leading Catelynn to attack Farrah for being a porn star (again).

Generally, Farrah is the one who can't seem to shut up about Catelynn, but the roles were reversed on Twitter this week when Lowell offered her opinion on Farrah's new gig as a sex toy pitchwoman

Surprise! She doesn't think it's cool:

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Farrah Abraham's Wikipedia page may list her as an American pornographic actress, but she hopes to land more “Christian” based roles in Hollywood films.

This new career goal was revealed by the Backdoor Teen Mom star during her media tour for Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making ... her erotic novel.

We understand if your brain short circuited a bit just now.

Christian Farrah Abraham

She insists she's serious about this genre shift, though.

“I will be acting in two movies, and I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based,” she revealed in an interview for her sexy book.

Abraham declined to offer more details on said films.

Of course, Farrah being Farrah, the contradictions are endless - not the least of which being that Farrah may be an actual prostitute on the side.

While she claims to be focused on securing classier and conservative roles in Hollywood, she isn't wholly committed to staying on the straight and narrow.

That's not where the cash money is, after all.

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We're going to go ahead and stop saying that Farrah Abraham has hit a new low, because every time we do, we learn exactly how wrong we were.

With each passing day, the delusional and incomprehensible Teen Mom alum continues to impress slash baffle us with the things she will say and do.

Asked in a recent interview what she does in her spare time, Farrah described (we kid you not) her typical night out as “dabbling” with businessmen.

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"I say go where the getting is good. I’m not going to find such marriage material at a club. I do dabble with, like, some businessmen that I do meet," she says.

Amazingly, this is not even the first time we've reported that Farrah Abraham is gold digger trolling for sugar daddies, but it's the first time she's admitted it.

So casually, too, maybe because that cat is out of the bag and she's just throwing everything she can at the wall at this point in order to get rich.

This anecdote comes on the heels of a post by celebrity gossip blog Crazy Days and Nights in which a reader claimed to witness a stunning event at a hotel:

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