Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car...

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In case you haven't heard Lana Del Rey tried to sleep her way to the top and failed.

No, really. That's what Lana said in a recent interview with Complex magazine. She banged dudes in the music industry in hopes of landing a record deal.

When that didn't work, she was shamefully forced to resort to talent and hard work to boost her career. It's the saddest of tales.

But where Lana failed, many others have succeeded.

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Kim Kardashian has slept with plenty of famous guys. Her sex tape wih Ray J provided the blueprint for using bedroom antics to gain international fame

In fact, for every obvious example of a starlet who sexed her way to the A-list (looking at you Kim Kardashian), there are probably a dozen less apparent cases of aspiring actresses, models, and pop stars who got to the top by getting on top. 

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What do you get when a Breaking Amish cast member weighs into the ongoing feud waged by a pair of controversial stars from MTV's Teen Mom franchise?

Greatness. Pure and utter greatness.

Sabrina High, one of those angsty Amish teens wandering big cities on TLC's reality series, decided to comment on the Farrah Abraham-Jenelle Evans beef.

Her input? Nothing short of epic.

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Farrah recently slammed Jenelle's second pregnancy, saying, “I would never go find a boyfriend right now, get pregnant, have a second child, without a plan.”

In response, Sabrina High mused:

"Um Farrah Abraham says she wouldn’t have a kid again without a plan?? Yeah obviously ... you need to take it in the right hole first sweetie."

Wow. Just wow. High adds of Farrah Abraham, "I don’t know why she would diss [Jenelle] like that she obviously didn't think it thru that's all."

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And the Teen Mom wars continue!

The feud between Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham kicked off last year when Catelynn critiqued Farrah's porn performance, hilariously claiming that Abraham sounded like a "dying horse" on camera. 

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Since then, shots have been fired every few months, and things heated up recently when Farrah threw shade at Catelynn and her husband for having another kid, leading Catelynn to attack Farrah for being a porn star (again).

Generally, Farrah is the one who can't seem to shut up about Catelynn, but the roles were reversed on Twitter this week when Lowell offered her opinion on Farrah's new gig as a sex toy pitchwoman

Surprise! She doesn't think it's cool:

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Farrah Abraham's Wikipedia page may list her as an American pornographic actress, but she hopes to land more “Christian” based roles in Hollywood films.

This new career goal was revealed by the Backdoor Teen Mom star during her media tour for Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making ... her erotic novel.

We understand if your brain short circuited a bit just now.

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She insists she's serious about this genre shift, though.

“I will be acting in two movies, and I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based,” she revealed in an interview for her sexy book.

Abraham declined to offer more details on said films.

Of course, Farrah being Farrah, the contradictions are endless - not the least of which being that Farrah may be an actual prostitute on the side.

While she claims to be focused on securing classier and conservative roles in Hollywood, she isn't wholly committed to staying on the straight and narrow.

That's not where the cash money is, after all.

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We're going to go ahead and stop saying that Farrah Abraham has hit a new low, because every time we do, we learn exactly how wrong we were.

With each passing day, the delusional and incomprehensible Teen Mom alum continues to impress slash baffle us with the things she will say and do.

Asked in a recent interview what she does in her spare time, Farrah described (we kid you not) her typical night out as “dabbling” with businessmen.

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"I say go where the getting is good. I’m not going to find such marriage material at a club. I do dabble with, like, some businessmen that I do meet," she says.

Amazingly, this is not even the first time we've reported that Farrah Abraham is gold digger trolling for sugar daddies, but it's the first time she's admitted it.

So casually, too, maybe because that cat is out of the bag and she's just throwing everything she can at the wall at this point in order to get rich.

This anecdote comes on the heels of a post by celebrity gossip blog Crazy Days and Nights in which a reader claimed to witness a stunning event at a hotel:

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Delusional Teen Mom alum Farrah Abraham continues to impress us with the sheer number of patently insane things she will say in a public forum.

It gets particularly crazy when she focuses on current events, whether they pertain to her or not. Case in point: Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson‘s marriage!

Farrah Abraham With Her Book

Asked why people should try her sex toy line, Farrah said, “Sex toys are a healthy thing. I think too many people don’t get sex toys. They go off the deep end with partners."

"I think of Hank Baskett right now. I heard Kendra and him are having some troubles. I think this might help. I think cheating is bad, sex toys are good.”

While we appreciate the sentiment, Farrah might want to consider that Hank's alleged paramour, Ava London, is a transsexual with a penis.

Her sex toy line includes a mold of Abraham's vagina. He may not be interested if he's turning to Ava for mutual hand relief, but that's just us speculating.

Farrah is quick to remind us, in any case, of the difference between sex tapes and porn and the fact that the "sex stuff" is totally in the past for her.

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Farrah Abraham is out of her mind.

As she promotes her erotic book trilogy Celebrity Sex Tape and spews utter nonsense regarding that literary gem each and every day, there's never a dull moment.

Her latest noteworthy comment?

Asked who she would tap to play her novels' semi-autobiographical protagonist, Fallon Opal, the Backdoor Teen Mom star aimed high: Sandra Bullock!

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Yes, when she's not talking about how her daughter Sophia will make her own sex tape one day, or calling Selena Gomez a slut, she's fantasy casting her movie.

The 23-year-old single mother of Sophia, 5, says that while "fans have been asking her to star" in a movie version of her new book, that does not interest her.

“I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy,” she tells Us.

“I mean, I guess I could - didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it?"

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Farrah Abraham's efforts to promote her "erotic novel trilogy" are slowly revealing that the former Teen Mom star might be a far worse person than anyone had previously imagined.

Yesterday, Farrah said she expects her daughter to make a sex tape just like mom.

Then, for an encore, the Celebrity Sex Tape author followed that up by posting the below photo of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez, and, of course, using it to plug her book.

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For whatever reason, Farrah Abraham tweeted along with this picture:

"WHY BE A SLUT > When you could be sexy?!?!? #CelebritySextape"

Suffice it to say, it was yet another baffling move on Farrah's part.

She clearly intended to drum up more press for Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making, but again, she did so in a fashion that's unlikely to make anyone want to buy the book.

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It might be hard to imagine, but Farrah Abraham may have just hit a new low.

Yes, we know who we're talking about, and yes, this is the same Farrah Abraham whose restaurant website featured images from her own porn last week.

We assure you, she's officially sunk even lower than that.

Talking (yet again) about her novel Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making during a recent interview, Farrah was asked how she would react if her daughter ever made a sex tape.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

The response may be the most mind-numbing drivel to ever issue forth from Farrah's collagen-injected lips:

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Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans seem to have a lot on common: they both became famous from getting knocked up in their teens and they've both remained in the news through their never-ending series of bad decisions.

But as we learned last month when Jenelle blasted Farrah on Twitter, these two train wrecks simply don't get along and Farrah certainly didn't help matters by sounding off on Jenelle in a recent interview:

Asked for her thoughts on Jenelle giving birth to her second child, Farrah threw shade all over the joyous occasion by suggesting that Jenelle is unable to provide for her children.

"In my life, women are not continually having babies and putting hardships and having the drama and putting the hardships around their children," said Farrah. "I'm really not about living that lifestyle anymore and I only want to make the best environment for my daughter."

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