Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car...

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MTV recently confirmed that it will be bringing back the original Teen Mom for a fifth season, two and a half years after the fab four last graced our screens.

Not invited back? Teen Mom star turned porn star, erotic novelist, frozen food entrepreneur, professional stripper and possible escort Farrah Abraham.

Never one to hold back, Farrah says she doesn't want to be on the reality show anymore anyway, but “I don’t think it will be as great without me."

Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo

“I personally won’t be watching," she adds. “Some of the other moms on the show still need [the show]. Fortunately, I have other ways of making money."

“For me, I can’t just keep doing the same things year after year.”

She certainly has changed her career up a bit since 2012.

Whether this is just her spin after getting fired from Teen Mom, and she'd be happy to return if asked (which she wasn't), we will never know. It's Farrah.

Trying to separate truth from outright lies or whatever delusions are going on in her brain is a challenging endeavor. But she is right about one thing:

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Yesterday, Farrah Abraham bought a $100,000 Mercedes. Your initial response to that news might be something along the lines of, "Wow! And she's only 23?! She must be really successful."

And you'd be right! She is successful...at stripping. Yes, Farrah Abraham is a successful stripper, which is exactly why her latest career venture is probably the worst idea ever.

No, Farrah's not making another porn (yet), she's getting into education! Specifically, her 5-year-old daughter Sophia's education.

Farrah Abraham and Sophia Photo

Farrah announced on Twitter over the weekend that she plans to homeschool her only child. Somehow, a CPS swat team didn't immediately swoop in and hogtie the porn star-turned-stripper-turned-teacher.

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Looks like those reports of Farrah Abraham's strip club salary were accurate.

The reality TV star turned porn actress, wannabe musician, aspiring restaurateur and erotic novel author has added a new notch on her career belt:

Farrah is now one of the richest strippers in Austin, and she proved it by purchasing a baller $100,000 Mercedes-Benz with the proceeds from her nude gig.

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Yes, she is an actual stripper ... and possibly an actual prostitute as well.

Whether or not Farrah dabbles with businessmen in private has not been concretely established, but she sure as heck has been doing so in public.

Abraham began stripping at the Palazio Gentleman's Club in Austin in July and reportedly signed a contract with the high-end establishment for $544,000.

She charges $2,500 for an hour or $500 for 10 minutes. Ten minutes.

When you're raking in that kind of coin just to give horny men a fleeting glimpse of what they can see for free online, you don't roll up to the club in a Toyota Corolla.

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In a recent interview, Kaley Cuoco discussed her boob job, and claimed it was one of the best decisions she'd ever made.

Given the $90 million contract Kaley just signed for three more seasons of The Big Bang Theory, it's clear that things are going well for her.

And who knows what sort of role her perky pair have played in her success? We're guessing all of these lucky implant recipients feels the same way!

Check out the 17 best boob jobs in Hollywood today:

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Kaley says her boob job was one of the best decisions she's ever made. Based on this view, we're inclined to agree!

Like a tattoo, a breast enhancement is one of those decisions you're likely to feel very strongly about for the rest of your life.

Kaley has stated that she feels more confident, and loves that she doesn't have to worry about sagging as she ages.

Now, let it be known that we here at THG aren't endorsing breast enlargement surgeries.

The procedure is definitely not for everyone and every surgery carries it's share of risks. That said, it's hard to argue with results like the ones in the gallery above.

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In news that has shocked absolutely no one, Farrah Abraham is a stripper now - having rapidly climbed the ladder from cocktail waitress to exotic dancer at a "gentleman's club."

What is shocking, however, is the insane amount of cash that Farrah gets paid to take it all off in her new place of employment in Austin, Texas.

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Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we've cropped it for obvious reasons.

"The club loved how hardworking and focused I was, so they offered me a $544,000 agreement to be a celebrity house feature," Farrah recently told Radar

Yes, beginning August 22 clients can book reservations for private sessions with Farrah. Prices range from $2,500 an hour to $500 for ten minutes.

And if you think the fact that Farrah makes that much to give lap dances is depressing, check out her thoughts on raising her daughter in a strip club environment:

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We suppose it should probably come as no surprise, considering she's always enjoyed doing things backwards if ya know what we mean, but Farrah Abraham has completely reversed the time-honored progression of sex workers.

Allow us to explain ...

Farrah's Bedroom Antics

The usual path is slutty amateur, to stripper, to pornstar, but Farrah embraced the lifestyle with open arms (and legs) and skipped straight to the porn part.

(We know Farrah likes to explain the difference between sex tapes and porn, but like it or not, she's the star of a pornographic film, thus a porn star.)

Now, despite making her nudie debut in a big-budget (by porn standards) studio release, Farrah has taken a step down the ladder and is reportedly working as a stripper in Austin, Texas. 

It started off innocently enough, with Farrah serving drinks at an Austin "gentleman's club," but as is the case with most things Farrah does, the situation quickly resulted in her getting naked:

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The original Teen Mom is coming back! Well, three-quarters of it, anyway.

Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood are officially returning for Season 5 of the MTV reality show in 2015, according to Us Weekly.

Not coming back with them, despite ending her feud with Catelynn last week? The infamous Backdoor Teen Mom star and restaurateur Farrah Abraham.

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The trio reportedly refused to film again if their infamous fourth cast member was included, and MTV fired Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom as a result.

Abraham will tell you she wanted to part ways with the show anyway, but she'll spin any story any way she wants depending on which way the wind blows.

She's also very possibly an actual escort in her spare time.

Not a lot of credibility to what she says in other words, but that's neither here nor there. As for Maci, Catelynn, and Amber, a lot has changed for all three since 2012.

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With the epic feud between Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell put to bed, the former Teen Mom stars are opening up about how it started - and ended.

Their experience on VH1's Couples Therapy, of all things, helped them work through their public issues and overcome the obstacles to living peacefully.

Chief among those obstacles, Farrah says, was celebrity gossip.

Farrah Abraham, Catelynn Lowell

“Being torn apart by media was a sad case and it showed we have grown to be bigger than gossip reports and get back to reality in our own lives,” Abraham says.

After finally talking face-to-face about their social media exchanges, which had grown increasingly bitter and frequent, the Teen Mom stars let it go.

In fact, Abraham says they are practically sisters after all that:

“When Caitlyn and I yelled at each other and then forgave and talked like years ago it felt like we just had a sister fight. We wish each other the best."

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Their feud bordered on epic over the past year, but no longer. Teen Mom co-stars Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham hugged it out this weekend.

We're as surprised as you are, trust us. Who's next, Jenelle?!

Ultimately, it was VH1's Couples Therapy that brought a couple of enemies together and got them to hash out their issues and bury the hatchet.

Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell

Just a few weeks ago, the pregnant Lowell called Abraham “gross” after re-tweeting a photo of her fellow reality star's line of sex toys. Which are a bit gross.

Prior to that Abraham previously slammed Lowell and Tyler Baltierra for continuing their gigs on Teen Mom long after their teen years had come to a close.

Farrah criticized them for making "poor choices" in their relationship; they hit back that Farrah made porn and that there's really not a whole lot else to say.

They're not wrong, but it's all water under the bridge now.

Abraham posted in the early morning hours of August 9:

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Jenelle Evans is weighing in on Farrah Abraham's recent decision to post a photo of her dead grandfather in a casket on Twitter, and her reaction is priceless.

(In case you didn't hear, or had already blocked it out, Farrah actually did post an open-casket photo from her grandpa's funeral, because she's Farrah.)

Her fellow Teen Mom franchise firebrand and frequent social media sparring partner took notice, and quickly threw in her two cents ... of shade.

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"You are well known and you take that attention to the next level by posting pics of family members in their caskets," Jenelle Evans Tweeted. "WTF?"

The mom of two didn't name names, but there's no doubt she's talking about Miss Pornstar, with whom she's been in the throes of an ongoing feud.

No, Jenelle can't help herself when it comes to slamming Farrah's notorious antics, and in this case, we can't exactly get on her case for it, considering:

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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