Farrah Abraham

"Genius" is not a word that immediately springs to mind when one thinks of Farrah Abraham.

But when it comes to self-promotion and the ability to cling to relevancy despite a total lack of talent or likabiliy, it might be the only word that fits.

Has Farrah Abraham ever made a good decision?

Like, has she ever just made one single good choice in her whole entire life?

Usually, when the internet starts screaming at Farrah Abraham, it's because she engaged in another act of horrendous parenting.

But there are other reasons to get upset with the Sophia's mom as well.

Can you believe that it's almost been three years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG?

It's tough to believe that it's been so long since the worst hate crime of reality television history took place.

Farrah Abraham uses her "fame" to attract followers, gets them to spend money on her OnlyFans, and then funnels some of that money into buying more likes and followers. It's a cycle.

But Farrah needs even more cash to buy the illusion of popularity ... so she's offering golden showers to paying customers.

There was a time when Farrah Abraham was a one-woman business empire.

These days, the former reality star appears to be supporting herself primarily through endorsement deals and sponsored content.

In the three years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, there's been much speculation about her financial situation.

At times, it's been tough to tell what exactly was going on with Farrah, money-wise.

So there's this thing about Farrah Abraham ... how do we say this nicely?

She's pretty darn dumb.

Farrah Abraham is a really gross individual who does a wide variety of terrible things.

You know it, we know it, everybody knows it.

Farrah Abraham is getting desperate. Well, even more desperate than before.

After her latest bid failed to break the internet, she's trying to inflate her own social media stats.

In the years since she was fired from Teen Mom OG, the signs of Farrah Abraham's increasing financial desperation have become more and more frequent -- and more disturbing.

Put simply, Farrah is broke, and it seems she only has two proven methods for bringing in the bucks:

Life after reality TV stardom presents some unique challenges.

For example, the ladies of the Teen Mom franchise enjoy a comfortable living, but they're not raking in the kind of money that would enable them to never work again.

Don't look now, but we've got another goofy, nonsensical, hilarious-but-also-kind-of-terrifying rant from Farrah Abraham to go over today!

(Just kidding, you can look -- it's just that you probably won't be able to look away.)

In a recent interview, Farrah Abraham vowed to postpone all of her scheduled cosmetic procedures until after the coronavirus pandemic had subsided.

And now, we don't know what's harder to believe -- that anyone is still interested in interviewing Farrah Abraham, or that the fired Teen Mom star was unable to go even a few weeks without paying someone to stick a needle in her face.

These days, nude photos of Farrah Abraham are like coronavirus conspiracy theories:

You can't go on the Internet without seeing them pretty much everywhere.