Farrah Abraham

Late last year, Teen Mom fans learned that Amber Portwood is dating a fan named Dimitri Garcia.

A lot of compassionate, thoughtful people are worried about this rebound romance. And so is Farrah Abraham.

Farrah Abraham has tremendous news for single men around the world:

She has no immediate plans to sleep with any of you!

When Farrah Abraham first got fired from Teen Mom OG back in December of 2017, she seemed confident that she'd have no trouble remaining relevant as a media figure, which would enable her to avoid the horrific fate of getting a real job.

These days, we're guessing Farrah is much less self-assured.

Farrah Abraham would like Jenelle Evans know that she's totally there for her.

Even though, well... she also recently blocked Jenelle on Instagram.

After all of that work using Sophia to lure Instagram followers, Farrah Abraham is ready for a break.

She's sharing her plans with Sophia over the holidays, using her daughter to plug her new venture and as part of her latest endorsement deals.

Jade Cline is still relatively new to the world of Teen Mom stardom.

After starring in a single season of Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant, Cline was selected to replace Jenelle Evans on Teen Mom 2 after Evans was finally fired.

This Just In:

Farrah Abraham is a really awful person who thinks only of herself at all times.

If there's anyone who knows about the many twists and turns that can be hidden along a single career path, it's Farrah Abraham.

Ten years ago, Farrah was a pregnant high school student, in Omaha, Nebraska.

Folks, Farrah Abraham is having a rough year.

In fact, ever since Farrah got fired from Teen Mom OG back in 2017, it's pretty much been all downhill.

It's been almost two years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom 2.

While Abraham has somehow managed to remain relevant during that time (depending on your definition of relevance), she's clearly missing those massive MTV paychecks.