Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham is claiming that haters have done more than just put Sophia into therapy -- they've now stopped her from adopting a puppy.

She is now railing against her critics and he place that canceled the puppy adoption, referring to this as a "hate crime."

So hey, you know how Farrah Abraham is real dumb and awful?

Yeah, that's what we're going to be talking about today.

Farrah Abraham is officially in the market for someone else to try out her new vagina.

We're not trying to be crass here.

Farrah Abraham is flattered that folks care so much about her dating life.

She appreciates the fact that you're interested in her rejuvenated vagina.

Welp.

We guess Farrah Abraham has gotten over the fear of her new vagina.

On Monday, we reported on the distressing news that Farrah Abraham had been accused of leaving her 10-year-old daughter alone in an LA apartment while she jetted off to Mexico with her new boyfriend. 

The Instagram accounts responsible for so many Teen Mom rumors insisted that Sophia Abraham's social media posts indicated that she was on her own in Los Angeles.

Late last year, Teen Mom fans learned that Amber Portwood is dating a fan from Europe named Dimitri Garcia.

A lot of compassionate, thoughtful people are understandably concerned about her latest rebound romance.

Farrah Abraham has some absolutely tremendous news for single men (and married men, for that matter) around the world:

She has no immediate plans to sleep with any of you!

When Farrah Abraham first got fired from Teen Mom OG back in December of 2017, she seemed confident that she'd have no trouble remaining relevant as a media figure, which would enable her to avoid the horrific fate of getting a real job.

These days, we're guessing Farrah is much less self-assured.

Farrah Abraham would like Jenelle Evans know that she's totally there for her.

Even though, well... she also recently blocked Jenelle on Instagram.