Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham is exactly the sort of person who should probably just steer clear of politics entirely.

She takes pride in her ignorance and her tribal allegiances, and even though she almost certainly couldn't tell you how many branches are in the US government, she feels very, very strongly that her opinions about current events are objectively correct.

WARNING: This post contains quotes on politics from Farrah Abraham which may result in your brain melting and pouring out of your ears just so that it doesn't have to digest any of the nonsense.

Continue at your own risk.

Believe it or not, it's been over three years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG.

In a sense, she was a trailblazer -- the first of the Original Moms to be banished from the franchise.

Farrah Abraham keeps baiting critics with inappropriate content of daughter Sophia.

And no, she didn't take a break for the holidays.

Farrah Abraham knows that fans hate it when she smothers Sophia in a ton of makeup.

Now, she's straight-up baiting her haters, recoloring her 11-year-old's hair while she sits in a salon wearing lacy shorts.

We guess it's to Farrah Abraham's credit that she still seems to enjoying a lavish lifestyle, even though she's never worked a real job in her entire adult life.

Unfortunately, it looks as though she's passing on the tricks of the family trade -- grifting strangers on social media -- to her 11-year-old daughter, Sophia.

So you know that thing that Farrah Abraham does where she makes just a really dumb decision and then everybody gets mad at her about it?

Of course you do -- it's pretty much her entire brand.

Farrah Abraham is notorious for her own bad behavior, and now she wants to lecture parents.

Brace yourselves, because she actually has good advice here. Even a broken clock is right twice per day.

In June of 2018, we reported that Farrah Abraham was arrested after attacking a hotel employee who was just doing his job.

She managed to weasel herself into a cushy sentence, but now her two years of probation are over.

"Genius" is not a word that immediately springs to mind when one thinks of Farrah Abraham.

But when it comes to self-promotion and the ability to cling to relevancy despite a total lack of talent or likeability, it might be the only word that fits.

Has Farrah Abraham ever made a good decision?

Like, has she ever just made one single good choice in her whole entire life?

Usually, when the internet starts screaming at Farrah Abraham, it's because she engaged in another act of horrendous parenting.

But there are other reasons to get upset with the Sophia's mom as well.

Can you believe that it's almost been three years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG?

It's tough to believe that it's been so long since the worst hate crime of reality television history took place.

Farrah Abraham uses her "fame" to attract followers, gets them to spend money on her OnlyFans, and then funnels some of that money into buying more likes and followers. It's a cycle.

But Farrah needs even more cash to buy the illusion of popularity ... so she's offering golden showers to paying customers.

There was a time when Farrah Abraham was a one-woman business empire.

These days, the former reality star appears to be supporting herself primarily through endorsement deals and sponsored content.