THG Week in Review: March 20-26, 2010

Below, we reflect on the past seven days in celebrity gossip, news and rumors - and what a week it was. Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review.

Some of the highlights from March 20-26 include ...

• Sandra Bullock's cheating husband Jesse James' mistresses just keep coming out of the woodwork. First, that Nazi Michelle McGee. Then Melissa Smith, then Brigitte Daguerre, then an unnamed fourth. It's like he's a poor man's ...
• Tiger Woods admitted he did pretty bad things. Adult film star Devon James says she was one of them. His friend, Bryon Bell, may have served as his unofficial affair coordinator. No wonder Elin wears a chastity belt made of spikes.
• Michael Jackson bodyguard Alberto Alvarez accused Dr. Conrad Murray of not only hiding Propofol, but stopping CPR on the pop superstar to do so.
• V.P. Joe Biden drops an f-bomb on health care reform.

• Following offensive images in a video, Akon is banned by Sir Lanka.
• Crystal Bowersox (obvs) and Lee DeWyze shined on American Idol.
• Only three months early, hype is really starting to build for Eclipse.
  
• Facing foreclosure, Octomom received a timely bailout from PETA.
• Awkward for Jason Trawick: Britney Spears' mom may move in.
• LOL moment of the week: Heidi Montag wanting to act for real.
• Random Twitter feud of the week: Chris Brown and Soulja Boy.
• Random celeb diss of the week: Justin Bieber to Mariah Carey.

These hot, gossip-friendly couples are no longer.

• Couple news: Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up, sparking rumors of cheating on his part (January Gessert) and a new man for her (Wayne Bridge). Elsewhere, Jon Gosselin was finally dumped by Morgan Christie.
• Wedding bells: Congratulations, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher!
• Baby news: None ... except for rumors Jay-Z got Beyonce pregnant.
• Police blotter: Jason Wahler was nailed for DUI (again); Suge Knight is wanted for robbing and beating the crap out of Yukmouth; Gilbert Arenas dodged a bullet (eh, eh?) in his weapons case; Police seek missing Ben Roethlisberger footage; Audrina Patridge's stalker was told to get help.

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