Morgan Christie Dumps Jon Gosselin Following Sudden, Unexpected Growth of Brain Cells

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Apparently coming to her senses and realizing that Jon Gosselin is a douche and she already has a trust fund, Morgan Christie dumped the reality star.

After getting together late last year, Morgan reportedly packed it in this week. "It's true," an insider says, noting that Christie first initiated the split.

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"He's a mess and feels like a loser."

Well, yeah.

Jon Gosselin met Christie, a law school student, while snowboarding in Utah. He parted ways with former girlfriend Hailey Glassman in late December.

His divorce from estranged, grating wife Kate Gosselin was also finalized around that time, but Jon wasn't hesitant about moving on from either flame.

HE'S AVAILABLE, LADIES: Morgan Christie personally saw to it that Jon Gosselin went back on the market this week ... don't everyone call his cellphone at once.

He and Morgan Christie were inseparable during January's Sundance Film Festival in Utah, where they shocked onlookers with tons of PDA and stuff.

"Anyone who saw them remarked how inappropriate it was," recalled a source in Park City, where the two were even rumored to be moving together.

Fortunately (for Morgan) she thought better of that one.

As Jon's former spouse rehearses for Dancing With the Stars in L.A. and at home in Wernersville, Penn., he has been staying at a "massive mansion" owned by his girlfriend's wealthy Connecticut family. Presumably he's been evicted now.

Why not stay with his eight kids at home? "Kate won't let Jon have extra custody," a source explained. "She thinks they're better off with a nanny."

Eh, she's probably right. Unless it's Stephanie Santoro, the one Jon nailed last year. You just can't trust that guy around mediocre girls or hired help.

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