Heidi Montag is, Like, a Serious Actress

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With The Hills' final season coming up this spring and summer, Heidi Montag is ready to say goodbye to reality fame and move on to bigger, better things.

No, not DDD breasts.

“I can now become a full time motion picture actress,” the ditz says. “There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7.”

ROTFL.

Although her dream of becoming a pop star was a complete joke never quite materialized, Montag says her movie career is moving full steam ahead.

Real Life Barbie

Barbie should be renamed Heidi Montag. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

“After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project for FunnyorDie, and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life,” Montag says, name-dropping like a crazy woman.

One of the characters Heidi Montag says she wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself. Who knew she was even literate?

“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says, seriously.

“I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!” Well, if it's got a Heidi Montag nude scene, maybe adult film stores will carry it at least.

Montag is sure she’ll make it in films: “I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!” Don't hold your breath, H.

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i like to be a actress

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She cannot be serious! She has no future in movies, unless the role calls for a no-talent hack with hacked-up features.

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Please don't hire her. I won't go watch the movie.

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Heidi actually thinks she can become a credible actor? I can't get past her bland appearance since all of that surgery she had. She has no personality to her face anymore. I thought she looked darling before all this work. I don't see her standing out enough to be anything but a 2nd rate, B-movie, or porn actress now. No matter the subject, I can't get past her appearance...it's sad.

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That's the funniest thing I've heard in a loooooong time! Maybe she can be the first brain transplant recipient. They can give her Lindsay Lohan's brain after she dies. She is dying, right? At least that's the rumour! That would be an improvement over the mush-brain that she is now.

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hey don't bash barbie like that! lol
at least barbie isn't a ditz attention seeking whore.
the doll at least has class :)

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she is crazy nuts! This he-she-he is really out-there!. Not only does this thing not know when to give up but thinks by getting even bigger boobs we'll like it even more. I really thought that it was Spencer that was off the wall but after reading all that Heidi says is completely wrong. It looks like ron jeremy's old plastic blow up doll has come alive! People if your all thinking that it has a even the slightist chance of becoming anything other than a joke please stand up.........thought so! Go back to where you came from dear and take that loser husband with you. Your both not not even close to being "right" in your heads. he onlt talent between the two of them is sitting on Heidi's chest. And If God was really in their hearts, neither of them would be doing all this crazy crap trying to get attention. They both make my skin crawl.

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she was so cute before all those surgeries

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DELUSIONAL!!!

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Okay now I really feel sad for her. She actually believes herself! Somebody please do an intervention and stop her before too much more damage is done......please?;(

Heidi Montag Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

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Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!