With The Hills' final season coming up this spring and summer, Heidi Montag is ready to say goodbye to reality fame and move on to bigger, better things.
No, not DDD breasts.
“I can now become a full time motion picture actress,” the ditz says. “There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7.”
Although her dream of becoming a pop star was a complete joke never quite materialized, Montag says her movie career is moving full steam ahead.
Barbie should be renamed Heidi Montag. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
“After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project for FunnyorDie, and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life,” Montag says, name-dropping like a crazy woman.
One of the characters Heidi Montag says she wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself. Who knew she was even literate?
“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says, seriously.
“I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!” Well, if it's got a Heidi Montag nude scene, maybe adult film stores will carry it at least.
Montag is sure she’ll make it in films: “I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!” Don't hold your breath, H.