Melissa Smith: Jesse James Nailed Me Too!

Move over, Michelle McGee. Stripper Melissa Smith alleges today that Jesse James, Sandra Bullock's cheating monster of a husband, also had an affair with her.

Who does this guy think he is, a biker Tiger Woods?

James' sex romps with stripper-dominatrix-tattoo model-porn star McGee weren’t the only time he cheated on Sandra, according to scandalous tabloid reports.

According to the (kind of) sexy blonde herself, James had a two-year fling with Melissa Smith, one that featured both "unprotected sex and kinky requests."

And intercourse on his office couch - also the favored sex spot of Michelle McGee. Guy likes to keep it consistent. You girls might want to get tested, BT-Dubs.

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Melissa Smith: Jesse James mistress #2?!

Like Michelle, Melissa originally met Jesse online. He reached out to her via MySpace in September 2006 (a year after he married Sandra) when he saw a photo of her posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, Calif.

"I got a message from this guy saying, 'Nice car... that’s my godfather’s.' After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla,” the nickname Jesse goes by.

Before long, Melissa Smith traveled to California, where Jesse Smith promised he'd take her for a ride in one of his cars. They never made it out of his office, though.

After some small talk about the artwork on his walls and taking photos together, “I said, 'Well, I guess I should get going,' and he said,' You don’t have to,'" Smooth.

That's when James, who clearly has his preferred methods, "moved his chair closer and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch," Smith says.

Speed up the divorce attorney search, Sands.