Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -...
You'd be hard-pressed to find two celebrity exes with a more complex relationship than Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian.
These two have been broken up for years, but like Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, they seem perpetually unable to quit one another.
Well, folks, you might not like to think about them, but at this point there are a few unpleasant facts that simply can't be ignored any longer.
For starters, there's the fact that America is on the verge of societal collapse. Nasty bit of business, right there.
You'd be hard-pressed to find a pair of celebrity exes with a stranger dynamic than Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick.
Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin talked about "conscious uncoupling"?
It's not hard to imagine what Scott Disick sees in Amelia Hamlin.
After all, he's a 37-year-old semi-washed-up reality star with three kids, and she's a 19-year-old model from a wealthy and influential family.
Well, it brings us no pleasure to deliver this gross news, but it looks like the rumors are true, and Scott Disick is dating Amelia Hamlin.
We've known for quite some time that these two are more than friends, but now it looks like they're more than friends-with-benefits, too.
Scott Disick and Amelia Gray Hamlin have packed on the PDA in public, but seem to still be playing games with relationship labels.
Sofia just shared an alluring thirst trap from Scott's home ... but if she's hoping that he'll make it official soon, she may be disappointed.
Only Scott Disick can somehow sound both very sweet and very sexist within just a few words.
And the reality star managed pull off both these feats on Monday via a message to his ex-girlfriend and the mother of his three children.
When word first got out that Scott Disick is dating Amelia Hamlin, no one was terribly shocked.
After all, Scott has a long history of pursuing teenage models, and despite the fact that he's now approaching 40, he seems to have no intention of retiring from that game anytime soon.
Kourtney Kardashian has been in the news a lot this week.
And that's mostly because she's been going absolutely bonkers on social media.
Older, successful men dating much younger, unestablished women has been a Hollywood cliche for as long as Hollywood has existed.
Thankfully, the icky practice has begun to fall out of favor, as many have come to view these power-imbalanced relationships with major skepticism.
Scott Disick is a tough guy to figure out.
A few years ago, he seemed to be partying his way into an early grave as friends and family pleaded with him to get sober.
At this point, Scott Disick has impacted the lives of more Southern California teens than HPV.
And to the horror of their parents, it doesn't look like he'll quit creepin' anytime soon!
Last week, we reported on a distressing development involving a reality TV has-been with a very disturbing attraction to much younger women.
No, we're not talking about Trump's refusal to concede the election!
After the two were spotted together at a Halloween party, rumors swirled that Scott Disick and Amelia Hamlin might be dating.
If you were hoping it wasn't true, we have some bad news for you.
As much as fans would love to see Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian back together, he's been pretty consistent these days.
He likes the hottest 19-year-old girls on the planet, bonus points if they're famous. Has he set his sights on a new, famous hottie?
By now, you've probably heard about Kim Kardashian's island birthday party and the intense backlash it sparked all across the social media landscape.
These days, Kim Kardashian gets more attention when she's getting brutally memed for being out of touch than for KUWTK.
But while she is happy to put her family's show behind her, one member of the family isn't ready to quit.
Whether you love him or hate him, there's one thing you can't deny about Scott Disick:
When it comes to his love life, the man does not believe in wasting time.
In the months since Scott Disick and Sofia Richie finally, officially broke up (after many temporary separations), the former couple seemed to remain on friendly terms with one another.
That's all changed now that another model has entered the chat.
When Scott Disick and Sofia Richie broke up back in August, there was widespread speculation about what led these two to finally call it quits.
Some said Sofia became fed up with Scott constantly flirting with Kourtney Kardashian.
Ever since Kourtney Kardashian talked about having a fourth child with Scott Disick, fans have been on high alert for signs of a bun in the oven.
After all, Kourtney has the desire to get knocked up, and she's already found her sperm donor.
When Scott Disick and Sofia Richie finally, officially broke up back in August, no one was very surprised.
After all, these two had parted ways on a temporary basis many times over the course of their three years together, and their final split came on the heels of a summer in which Scott seemed to be constantly flirting with Kourtney Kardashian, the mother of his three children.
It's only been a month since Scott Disick and Sofia Richie broke up for good (after parting ways temporarily more times than we can count).
But it seems that enough time has passed that Scott's boredom has waned and his interest has officially been rekindled.
