Rob Kardashian is the brother of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. He doesn't have a ton to offer the world.
Folks, you might want to take whatever plans you have the next decade, and put them on hold for a few years.
Because it's looking more and more like the 2020s are gonna belong to Rob Kardashian.
Of all the Kardashians, none is more protective of their privacy than Rob.
But for all his secretiveness, it's widely believed that one can generally get a pretty good sense of what's going on with Rob emotionally just by taking a room at the guy.
Folks, it brings us no pleasure to report this story.
There's much to be said about Rob Kardashian's sense of entitlement and apparent laziness, but the latest update on his increasingly directionless life just leaves us feeling bad for the guy.
Kim Kardashian to the rescue!
Not only has the mega-famous reality star been able to prove herself useful by creating a gorgeous makeup line and setting jail prisoners free, but now she can add saving dumb floundering businesses to her resume.
Saying that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian's relationship has been a little messy over the years would be like saying Tristan Thompson wad a somewhat less-than-ideal boyfriend to Khloe Kardashian.
Both parties have been accused of assaulting one another; Rob posted nude photos of Chyna without her consent; they've both used their daughter to gain leverage over each other ... you get the idea.
Beginning around 2014, Rob Kardashian's self-destructive tendencies became serious cause for concern among his family, friends, and fans.
But when Rob welcomed a daughter with then-girlfriend Blac Chyna, it looked as though he was committed to turning things around.
It is, sadly and predictably, totally on again between Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna.
The exes are back to arguing once again over two of the topics that often cause the most tension:
It's been quite a week for Rob Kardashian.
Yesterday, it was widely rumored that Rob had returned to Instagram despite being permanently banned from the site.
Rob Kardashian has come a long way from his early morning revenge porn attack in 2017. These days, he's even defending Blac Chyna against haters.
Now, he appears to have an Instagram account. It's not an imposter or a fan account.
Blac Chyna may or may not have pulled a knife on her stylist last week.
But the polarizing Instagram model has definitely slept with both Rob Kardashian and Tyga -- and she spilled some very personal tea about both these stars during a chat today with Wendy Williams.
This week, Blac Chyna stunned the world by no longer demanding child support from Rob Kardashian.
Now, it's Rob's turn to surprise everyone.
Great news for Rob Kardashian:
He can now afford many more pints of ice cream every night.
