Celebrity Weddings

Congratulations are in order for Kat Von D!

And her HUSBAND, Rafael Reyes!

Meghan Markle didn't merely marry Prince Harry this past Saturday.

She married into Prince Harry's famous and very wealthy family.

As you've no doubt heard by now, Prince Harry married Meghan Markle in an unforgettable ceremony at Windsor Castle this morning.

At this point, virtually every aspect of the royal wedding has been dissected on social media and in the tabloids.

On Saturday afternoon, it finally happened.

As documented in detail, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry got married in London.

Moments ago, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were married in an unforgettable ceremony at Windsor Castle.

Meghan looked flawless in a Givenchy dress, and Harry was dapper as always in his military uniform.

Well, folks, we're just hours away from the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Predictions for what you can expect as the global media continues to foam at the mouth include:

Meghan Markle has shocked the world.

We're barely even exaggerating here.

In case you somehow haven't heard by now, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry married on Saturday with their loved ones looking on.

Members of Meghan's family weren't there, of course, but we assume they were checking it out on TV if there's nothing else on.

In just two days, Meghan Markle will marry Prince Harry in the kind of lavish ceremony that most folks can only dream about.

Unfortunately, in the meantime, she's being made to tolerate a metric ton of bullsh-t from her wildly trashy family.

On Wednesday, Kensington Palace announced some happy news about the upcoming Royal Wedding: the names of the bridesmaids and pageboys.

Perhaps the announcement was scheduled, or perhaps it was to deflect from the drama of Meghan Markle's father's tragic heart attack and not attending the wedding.