by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kourtney Kardashian is making it very hard for us to make fun of her with the following photo.

The reality star has posted an image to Instagram of herself in a bikini, catching some rays and showing off her baby bump... while adorable daughter Penelope climbs on top of her pending little brother or sister.

Love or hate (or really, really, really hate) this family, it's a rather precious mother/child moment:

Baby Bumpin with Penelope

Kourtney is yet to publicly confirm her third pregnancy in any way except for a Keeping Up with the Kardashians teaser clip that ran on E! of her breaking the big news to Scott Disick.

But she's expected to give birth toward the end of 2014.

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Scott Disick may have spent the weekend partying in the Hamptons, but Kourtney Kardashian wasn't exactly sitting at home by herself yesterday.

The reality star just posted a photo to Instagram of herself and a few friends leaping into a pool, giving followers their first look at her third baby bump in the process.

Second from the left, Kourtney has her arms raised and a big smile on her face while donning a bikini, one that clearly exposes a growing midsection.

Take a close look and see for yourself: 

Kourtney Kardashian Baby Bump

The group swim took place one day after Kourtney opened her home for Kidchella, a Coachella-themed first birthday party for niece, North West.

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by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

It may have snowed on Mother's Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely.

Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it's warm. We're not complaining.

But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now!

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they've climbed upon

Don't get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction.

And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who get paid to look hot in bikinis?

(But really, we'd just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots...)

Ahhh, summer. We love you.

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Well, the debate is over.

There will always be those who claim Kim's sex tape and prominent curves make her the sexiest Kardashian sister, and there may even be a vote or two for Khloe out there (some folks love an underdog), but if you ask us, this video confirms once and for all Kourtney is the hottest of the Kash Klan.

Check out the clip above to see Kourtney in all her glory on vacation in Cabo San Lucas.

Kourtney celebrated her 35 birthday recently but the mother of two could still give any woman (including her younger half-sisters) a lesson on how to rock a bikini.

Now if only we could get her away from that mega-douche Scott Disick.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick eloping? We somehow doubt it.

But that doesn't mean the couple isn't doing very well these days.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a throwback photo on Instagram last night, disgusting the world by depicting herself straddling Disick in a bikini and writing as a caption to the picture:

"Found this oldie on my computer. Crazy in [love."

Kourtney Straddles Scott

Kardashian and Disick have two kids together, but have resisted all pressure to actually tie the knot.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kourtney Kardashian is raising the sexy stakes in her family's game of seflie one-upmanship.

A few weeks ago, Kim Kardashian flaunted her booty in a self-portrait snapped at the gym.

Kendall Jenner then barged in on the picture party, admitting in her own butt-based selfie that she was trying to out-do her half-sister.

But now Kourtney had turned the camera around to the front and easily defeated her siblings. How so? By simply shoving her breasts in our face:

Kourtney snapped this selfie while on vacation over the weekend in Mexico. She didn't include a caption with it because… come on.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Good news, readers: you can soon be as fake as the Kardashians!

According to Women's Wear Daily, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have teamed up with New Sunshine LLC to create their very own self-tanning line titled Kardashians Sun Kissed.

Kim, Khloe and Kim Kardashian

Ogle and vote: Which Kardashian sister would you rather... you know?

It will hit stores in April and be comprised of five items: a body exfoliator, a color maximizer, a… come on, do you really care?

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Phew. That was a close one, folks.

It took a healthy diet, the money to afford a personal trainer and the removal of a baby from her womb, but Kourtney Kardashian has finally got her bikini body back.

Oh, happy day!

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Cover

The latest issue of Life & Style is dedicated to this breaking news, as various bikini photos of the reality star grace the tabloid's pages.

"Her figure is amazing," an insider gushes to the magazine, adding that Kourtney is a Size 2 again.

How did she achieve her weight loss goal? In three words: Easy Salmon Recipe.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Keeping the hotness rolling today at #54: Kourtney Kardashian!

  • Sexy Kourtney
  • Kourtney Kardashian Shape Cover
  • Return of the Body!!!

Most recently, Ashley Greene bikini pics were featured - and hot.

Today, it's the oldest, prettiest and least annoying Kardashian!!

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian has shaken off the flour and put on the bikini.

Earlier today, Bruno Schiavi - the co-creator of the Kardashian Kollection Swimwear line; i.e. the man who actually did all the work while Kim, Khloe and Kourtney stood on various red carpets around the country - posted a photo to Facebook of these stars in designers bathing suits, adding the caption:

”First look at our new Kardashian Kollection Swimwear campaign! The girls look incredible!!!!!”

Kardashian Kollection Swimwear Pics

The beach and pool attire will be available at Sears for anyone who, for reasons that defy comprehension, wish to resemble one of the Kardashians.

And, of course, the image got us thinking: Which of these sisters would you prefer to get your Ray J on with? Vote now: