Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is here with a counterpoint.

To what, you may be wondering?

It's been eight months since Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux filed for divorce, and in that time, there have been countless rumors about both parties' romantic prospects.

As is often the case with this sort of thing, those reports have run the gamut from absurd to completely plausible.

No one told Justin Theroux his life was gonna be this way.

His job isn't a joke. The guy definitely isn't broke. And his love life, when it comes to Jennifer Aniston, was not DOA.

Brad Pitt is still going through his divorce, and apparently his former wife Jennifer Aniston feels so bad for him.

That happiness reportedly stems almost entirely from schadenfreude over Angelina Jolie's misfortune.

As previously reported, Matthew Perry may be on the verge of death.

But while we all hope and pray this report is erroneous, in the interest of a winning segue, we must also add:

According to a new tabloid report, Jennifer Aniston's love life is no longer DOA.

The gorgeous actress may have been stuck in second gear ever since her split from Justin Theorux in February...

It's been four months since the world learned that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have ended their marriage.

But it seems that at least one half of the famous couple is having a little trouble letting go.

It's been four months since Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux ended their marriage, but they're a modern couple with a lot of mutual friends, so they'll probably stay on amicable turns, a la Chris and Gwyneth or Ross and Rachel, right?

Wrong! It turns out this situation is closer to when Rachel left that dentist at the altar or ... every other non-Hollywood divorce you've ever heard about.

These days, Jennifer Aniston is on the market, having recently ended her marriage to Justin Theroux.

Brad Pitt is not single, and is currently dating Neri Oxman, but will the internet let a few pesky facts interfere with news so fake it still stinks of the beluga and Smirnoff they serve for lunch at the Kremlin?

It's been three months since the world learned Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have separated, and while both parties claim the split was amicable, their behavior during that time tells a different story.

Despite frequent rumors that Aniston is back together with Brad Pitt, there's been no definitive indication that either party has moved on - and that might be by design.

While the rumors have yet to be confirmed, lots of folks are already in love with the idea that Brad Pitt is dating Neri Oxman, a world-renowned architect and MIT professor, who reportedly caught the actor's eye last year.

But not everyone is so thrilled with the notion of Brad ditching Hollywood to hook up with a European academic.