There's TMI - and then there's whatever this is, which has us sticking a length of wire into our ears, hoping to spear the memory of Dean McDermott's latest comments so that it might be extracted and studied in a lab.
(Ed. note: Don't try that at home.)
Pretty much every time we talk about them these days, we feel the need to mention the fact that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are broke.
It's not that we're fixated on the couple's income, it's just that their diminished finances seem to factor into every decision they make.
Faking sick. When you're a kid it's a marvelous strategy that can get you out of everything from household chores to algebra tests.
But one of the many, many things that sucks about being an adult is that whether you're faking it or you've actually been laid low by illness, you're still expected to keep your appointments and meet your obligations.
No one likes online trolls.
But unfortunately, it's something our favorite, and not so favorite, celebrities face frequently.
Dean McDermott has already admitted to his regrets about thinking with his penis.
Now, he's reaching way back to 2011, when he accidentally posted a photo of his wife's bare breasts for the entire world to see.
Dean McDermott is many things:
Broke. Annoying. Desperate for attention.
Tori Spelling can be tough to defend.
At times, it seems like the actress/reality star/grifter goes out of her way to be unlikable.
These are hard times in the Spelling household.
In fact, it seems that not a week goes by without some new report about Tori Spelling's financial woes.
Money can't buy happiness.
But, when it comes to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott we might have an exception.
It's still January, but it's already been a rough year for Tori Spelling.
Of course, that's been true for Tori just about every year for the past decade or so.
Dean McDermott is truly aghast at the moment.
He's nauseated.
Over the past couple years, much of the media's focus on Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott has had to do with the couple's financial woes -- and with good reason.
In case you weren't already aware, these mo fos are broke.
