Well, it's that time of year again.
Celebrities are posting photos of their Christmas cards on social media, and the rest of us can do nothing but marvel at how flawless their families are and laugh at their Covid puns and the fact that they're all wearing masks, or whatever.
It is no secret that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have financial troubles. Not only is it news, but the two have openly discussed it.
After Tori refused to fork over her debt, the court ordered the funds seized from her bank account.
A full house may be full of love, but Tori Spelling and her bullied children are discovering that self-isolation has its drawbacks during this pandemic.
She took to social media to reveal that her whole family is sick, and that they very quickly ran out of toilet paper at the worst possible time.
Cheater and alleged "sex addiction" patient Dean McDermott has drawn parallels to Mike Caussin's troubles. It looks like that's a two-way street.
Jana Kramer expresses that seeing that Tori Spelling and Dean is a "beacon of hope" for her and makes her optimistic about her marriage's future.
Fans are well aware of Jana Kramer and Mike Caussin's marriage and how Mike's alleged struggle with sex addiction has taken its toll.
Recently, they made headlines again, even though their marriage survived.
There's TMI - and then there's whatever this is, which has us sticking a length of wire into our ears, hoping to spear the memory of Dean McDermott's latest comments so that it might be extracted and studied in a lab.
(Ed. note: Don't try that at home.)
Pretty much every time we talk about them these days, we feel the need to mention the fact that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are broke.
It's not that we're fixated on the couple's income, it's just that their diminished finances seem to factor into every decision they make.
Faking sick. When you're a kid it's a marvelous strategy that can get you out of everything from household chores to algebra tests.
But one of the many, many things that sucks about being an adult is that whether you're faking it or you've actually been laid low by illness, you're still expected to keep your appointments and meet your obligations.
No one likes online trolls.
But unfortunately, it's something our favorite, and not so favorite, celebrities face frequently.
Dean McDermott has already admitted to his regrets about thinking with his penis.
Now, he's reaching way back to 2011, when he accidentally posted a photo of his wife's bare breasts for the entire world to see.
Dean McDermott is many things:
Broke. Annoying. Desperate for attention.
Tori Spelling can be tough to defend.
At times, it seems like the actress/reality star/grifter goes out of her way to be unlikable.
These are hard times in the Spelling household.
In fact, it seems that not a week goes by without some new report about Tori Spelling's financial woes.
Money can't buy happiness.
But, when it comes to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott we might have an exception.
It's still January, but it's already been a rough year for Tori Spelling.
Of course, that's been true for Tori just about every year for the past decade or so.
Dean McDermott is truly aghast at the moment.
He's nauseated.
Over the past couple years, much of the media's focus on Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott has had to do with the couple's financial woes -- and with good reason.
In case you weren't already aware, these mo fos are broke.
It looks like Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are finally saving their marriage through a healthy sense of perspective and counseling.
Unfortunately, a happier home life does not mean that they won't get beset by internet trolls.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have not had the easiest time in recent years, and their relationship has paid the price.
The good news is that Tori and Dean are finally fixing their marriage -- and it's made a world of difference.
Rumors about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott getting divorced have been circulating since ... well, about the time that the troubled couple got married.
But this time around, it seems Dean has actually taken steps toward bringing an end to what might be Hollywood's most dysfunctional marriage.
Even though that their marriage seems to be one long rough patch, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are still together after 12 years.
This despite the fact that Dean's been caught cheating on multiple occasions and the two of them don't even really seem to like each other.
Whether fans believe it or not, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are still married. In fact, they recently celebrated their anniversary, vacationing together to "reconnect."
But apparently, it still wasn't enough to mend their broken marriage.
Back in March of 2017, Tori Spelling welcomed her fifth child.
Fans were somewhat surprised by Spelling's decision to expand her family, not only because she's 44 years old, but because her extreme financial difficulties have been well-documented in recent years.
If you pay attention to the sad wreckage that is their lives, then you're probably aware that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are not exactly killing it financially at the moment.
In fact, they're pretty much flat broke.
