Last week, it was reported that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are over despite still living together.
It turns out that the couple can't afford to take the normal steps to get a divorce for an unsurprising reason: financial struggles.
Things are not looking good for Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's marriage.
Like, even for them and their extremely messy history, things are looking somewhere between bad and over.
There's trouble in paradise for Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.
Or, to perhaps be more specific, there's one again trouble in what has been a rocky relationship for years between Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.
It's been rumored many times in the past.
Speculation has often run wild across the Internet.
Well, it's that time of year again.
Celebrities are posting photos of their Christmas cards on social media, and the rest of us can do nothing but marvel at how flawless their families are and laugh at their Covid puns and the fact that they're all wearing masks, or whatever.
It is no secret that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have financial troubles. Not only is it news, but the two have openly discussed it.
After Tori refused to fork over her debt, the court ordered the funds seized from her bank account.
A full house may be full of love, but Tori Spelling and her bullied children are discovering that self-isolation has its drawbacks during this pandemic.
She took to social media to reveal that her whole family is sick, and that they very quickly ran out of toilet paper at the worst possible time.
Cheater and alleged "sex addiction" patient Dean McDermott has drawn parallels to Mike Caussin's troubles. It looks like that's a two-way street.
Jana Kramer expresses that seeing that Tori Spelling and Dean is a "beacon of hope" for her and makes her optimistic about her marriage's future.
Fans are well aware of Jana Kramer and Mike Caussin's marriage and how Mike's alleged struggle with sex addiction has taken its toll.
Recently, they made headlines again, even though their marriage survived.
There's TMI - and then there's whatever this is, which has us sticking a length of wire into our ears, hoping to spear the memory of Dean McDermott's latest comments so that it might be extracted and studied in a lab.
(Ed. note: Don't try that at home.)
Pretty much every time we talk about them these days, we feel the need to mention the fact that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are broke.
It's not that we're fixated on the couple's income, it's just that their diminished finances seem to factor into every decision they make.
Faking sick. When you're a kid it's a marvelous strategy that can get you out of everything from household chores to algebra tests.
But one of the many, many things that sucks about being an adult is that whether you're faking it or you've actually been laid low by illness, you're still expected to keep your appointments and meet your obligations.
No one likes online trolls.
But unfortunately, it's something our favorite, and not so favorite, celebrities face frequently.
Dean McDermott has already admitted to his regrets about thinking with his penis.
Now, he's reaching way back to 2011, when he accidentally posted a photo of his wife's bare breasts for the entire world to see.
Dean McDermott is many things:
Broke. Annoying. Desperate for attention.
Tori Spelling can be tough to defend.
At times, it seems like the actress/reality star/grifter goes out of her way to be unlikable.
These are hard times in the Spelling household.
In fact, it seems that not a week goes by without some new report about Tori Spelling's financial woes.
Money can't buy happiness.
But, when it comes to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott we might have an exception.
It's still January, but it's already been a rough year for Tori Spelling.
Of course, that's been true for Tori just about every year for the past decade or so.
Dean McDermott is truly aghast at the moment.
He's nauseated.
Over the past couple years, much of the media's focus on Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott has had to do with the couple's financial woes -- and with good reason.
In case you weren't already aware, these mo fos are broke.
It looks like Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are finally saving their marriage through a healthy sense of perspective and counseling.
Unfortunately, a happier home life does not mean that they won't get beset by internet trolls.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have not had the easiest time in recent years, and their relationship has paid the price.
The good news is that Tori and Dean are finally fixing their marriage -- and it's made a world of difference.
Rumors about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott getting divorced have been circulating since ... well, about the time that the troubled couple got married.
But this time around, it seems Dean has actually taken steps toward bringing an end to what might be Hollywood's most dysfunctional marriage.
