Brad Pitt might just be the best looking man on the planet. He's also a very talented actor and seems to be a legitimate humanitarian....
Brad Pitt sure is getting a lot of child visitation time for a guy who allegedly barely even pays child support.
But will it last? A report says that a court date for him and Angelina Jolie is looming -- and it's just days away.
Brad Pitt is still going through his divorce, and apparently his former wife Jennifer Aniston feels so bad for him.
That happiness reportedly stems almost entirely from schadenfreude over Angelina Jolie's misfortune.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been trying to keep this ugly divorce as private as possible, but now their contentious battle has spilled out into the open.
Angelina can prove that Brad is an unfit father, because he hasn't paid child support. Brad replied by slamming that as "media manipulation."
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are, objectively, two of the best looking people on the planet.
It is therefore ironic that their divorce proceedings have taken a turn for the very very ugly.
As previously reported, Matthew Perry may be on the verge of death.
But while we all hope and pray this report is erroneous, in the interest of a winning segue, we must also add:
Currently, Angelina Jolie is in London filming the sequel to Maleficent.
And in keeping with the conniving nature of her poison curse-wielding character, she seems to have some minions doing her bidding back home in LA.
It was only a matter of time, we suppose.
Nevertheless, it still make us sad to write the following sentence:
Last week, the court ordered Angelina Jolie to let Brad Pitt spend time with their children.
Now, an insider reports that Angelina is not handling it well. Worry about her children is allagedly taking its toll on her health.
Angelina Jolie would like to borrow a phrase from Hillary Clinton if she may.
The actress has a problem with some deplorables at the moment.
We interrupt ongoing speculation over Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's love lives in order to bring you factual news on their parental front.
Just about two years after they stunned the world with their divorce news, the A-List stars have amended their custody arrangement for the summer.
These days, Jennifer Aniston is on the market, having recently ended her marriage to Justin Theroux.
Brad Pitt is not single, and is currently dating Neri Oxman, but will the internet let a few pesky facts interfere with news so fake it still stinks of the beluga and Smirnoff they serve for lunch at the Kremlin?
It's only been two months since we first learned that Brad Pitt is dating Neri Oxman, but it seems the unlikely couple isn't wasting any time in getting serious.
Some have even gone so far as to claim that Pitt is already in love with Oxman.
