We hope you're sitting down as you read this, but Britney Spears' marriage to Kevin Federline was etched in holy matrimony 10 years ago this week.
It didn't take, but boy was it entertaining.
Just two years (and kids) later, the two had called it quits, but not before providing the pop icon's fans with plenty of memories they will cherish forever.
Or wish they could just as soon forget.
Even a decade later, it's still kind of hard to believe she slept with this guy - at least twice!! - but then again, Britney Spears has always had a down n' dirty side.
The high-class duo's interests ranged from fast food and table sliding to fart jokes, weed, cheap beer and lots and lots of feverish, unprotected sex.
Fun while it lasted, no doubt.
In honor of what would have been the 10th anniversary of their surprise wedding in September 2004, we've taken a look back at some Spederline highlights ...