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Ready to feel really, really, really old, Titanic fans?

Okay, here we go: Leonardo DiCaprio turns 40 years old today.

Yes, the teen idol we all had posters of our bedroom wall after his star-making turn in the aforementioned James Cameron blockbuster has now reached the big 4-0.

Handsome Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio has packed on some pounds. But he's done it for a role and, come on, he's still handsome!

DiCaprio got his start on Growing Pains and was nominated for an Oscar his role as an autistic boy in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, years before he even boarded the Titanic.

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Khloe Kardashian shared an emotional Instagram quote about closure and love Thursday night, which just happened to be Lamar Odom's 35th birthday.

We're going to go out on a limb and guess this is not a coincidence.

  • Khloe Insta-Quote
  • Khloe Kardashian Instagram Photo

The cryptic, emotionally-charged quote was perhaps only the latter.

"Like time suspended, a wound unmended - you and I. We had no ending, no said goodbye. For all my life, I'll wonder why," the image read, its implication clear:

Lamar, why the f--king f--k would you do that to me?! To us?!

And despite the lack of context, the date and the way in which the duo's relationship unraveled - he basically left her to pursue drugs and hoes - makes it obvious.

Not only that, Odom is AWOL and refusing to sign divorce papers which were filed over 10 months ago by the reality star, who just wants to move on.

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Kevin Jonas turns 27 years old today.

The singer, who has remained relatively quiet since The Jonas Brothers broke up about a year ago, will soon be back in the news.

He's signed up for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice, which kicks off on January 4 and which will also feature such reality stars as Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville and Kate Gosselin.

Forget trying to win. Good luck just keeping your sanity, Kevin.

Kevin Jonas Snapshot

It's been a big, life-changing year overall for Kevin.

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Another member of Reality Television's First Family celebrates a birthday today.

On October 21, it was Kim Kardashian turning 34. On October 28, it was Bruce Jenner turning 65. On November 3, it was Kendall Jenner turning 19.

And today, on November 5, it's Kris Jenner's turn to blow out some candles: she's now 59 years young!

Kris Snapshot

The best manager in all the land (we hate to say it, but can anyone really disagree?) has a number of reasons to be happy on her special day.

On the professional side, Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons is yet another E! series she has helped produce and which is bringing in a bundle for her loved ones.

On the personal side, she's now dating Corey Gamble, a tour manager for Justin Bieber who has taken to managing Jenner's behavior between the sheets... if you know what we mean!

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Bethenny Frankel better eat some cake today.

The former talk show host and eternal reality star scared her fans this week after posting a photo of her very thin waist.

But Frankel now has an excuse to totally pig out over the next several hours... because she's now 44 years old!

Bethenny Frankel Red Carpet Pose
Bethenny Frankel poses here at Elton John AIDS Foundation's 13th Annual An Enduring Vision Benefit. She's looking pretty great on the red carpet, isn't she?

One of the original five Real Housewives of New York City and the founder of Skinnygirl Cocktails, Frankel is coming off a very bitter divorce battle with Jason Hoppy.

Just a couple weeks ago, reports confirmed that Frankel - whose talk show lasted just one season - will be returning to The Real Housewives of New York City next year.

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Kendall Jenner turns 19 years old today.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has come a long way since turning 18, walking the runway in New York City and Paris and truly becoming a big deal in the modeling world.

Due to her famous last name? Not according to Kendall.

Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking
Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken.

She has said multiple times that her connection to a former sex tape star who often poses naked (we're looking at you, Kim Kardashian) has actually had a negative affect on her career.

She's had to work extra hard to be taken seriously and has even dropped her last name when it comes to the modeling industry. Just refer to her as Kendall now, please.

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Katy Perry has a major reason to set off some fireworks today: 

The singer is now 30 years old!

Katy Perry Nude GIF
Katy Perry in nude, GIF form. That right there is just phenomenal stuff.

Will the artist head down to Mississippi to celebrate? 

She was featured on an edition of ESPN Gameday from that state a few weeks ago and appeared to have an epic time after Old Miss defeated Alabama.

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Everyone's favorite former sex tape star celebrates a birthday today.

Okay, correction: the partner of everyone's favorite sex tape star celebrates a birthday today, as Kim Kardashian is now 34 years old.

The mother of North West and wife of Kanye West has kept a relatively low profile of late. She's allegedly feuding with sister Khloe and she's probably in the gym right now trying to lose weight.

Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie
Hello, Kim Kardashians's rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram.

But Kim hasn't been making many headlines over the past few weeks, probably because she's too busy preparing for an Ebola outbreak.

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When it comes to birthday parties, many celebrity parents spare absolutely no expense.

The bigger the birthday party, the better! Beyonce and Jay Z rented a ZOO for Blue Ivy, and you know KimYe went straight baller for North West's first birthday.

A quick glance at Pinterest reveals that regular folks are also throwing some celebrity-sized bashes for their offspring so we thought we'd offer up a little help to our celebrity-obsessed friends.

Take a look at 17 celebrity kids' birthday cakes to inspire your next fête ...

Cowboy Up!
Mason Disick's cowboy-themed second birthday party was a scene from the Wild West! The cowboy hat cake completed the look!

And while we're on the subject of children and cakes, you absolutely must take a look at some of these baby shower cakes / wrecks. If you dare.

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Today is George R.R. Martin's 66th birthday, and he certainly has a lot to celebrate.

He's one of the world's best-selling authors, there's a wildly successful television series based on his work, and he makes life miserable for millions of people on a regular basis.

Yes, if you're one of the 18 million people who watched Game of Thrones last season, you might hate GRRM even though you've never actually read his work.

And we're right there with you. On countless occasions, Martin has ripped our hearts out and cast them aside like Theon Greyjoy's severed wang:

Bran's Winterfell Fall
When a lovable kid gets paralyzed early in the story, you know the guy telling tale isn't gonna spare your feelings.

But like a handlebar mustache on a hipster's lip, our hate is thoroughly ironic.

We hate George because we so deeply love the world that he's created with his A Song of Ice and Fire books that the death of even a minor character can feel like a real-life tragedy.

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