Piers Morgan: Meghan Markle Should've Married ME, Not Harry!
If you're not familiar with Piers Morgan then read no further, as your life is certainly richer for the lack of this knowledge.
But if you simply must know, Piers is the British equivalent of Rush Limbaugh, but without the sex appeal.
Piers Morgan: Meghan Markle Is RUINING Prince Harry!
Earlier this year, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry recently took up residence in a place called Frogmore Cottage.
So we guess it stands to reason that their fairy tale existence would be undermined by a pestilent toad-villain like Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan Thinks Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga Crossed a Line
We've done it, people!
We've searched long and hard and broken a lot of sweat in the process, but we've tracked down the only two individuals on the planet who managed to find fault with Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga's performance at the Academy Awards last night.
Ariana Grande & Piers Morgan: We Don't Hate Each Other Anymore!
The hatchet has been buried.
Literal bread has been broken.
Sophie Turner Slams Piers Morgan: Shut Your Stupid Mouth, Tw-t!
Actors who portray badass characters generally aren't quite as cool in real life as their onscreen creations.
But that might not be the case with Sophie Turner.
Ariana Grande and Her Mom DESTROY Piers Morgan Over Misogyny
Piers Morgan: ROASTED by Chris Evans Over Insecure Masculinity
Piers Morgan Body-Shames Tess Holliday in Vicious Open Letter
Even after Tess Holliday clapped back at Piers Morgan's body-shaming, the dude still thinks that her body or her health are his business.
This time, he's written a long, long open letter to Tess in which he says that he's just worried about Tess.
Tess Holliday Claps Back After Piers Morgan Body-Shames Her Cosmo Cover
Piers Morgan can be such a mixed bag. It's nice ot see him berate that vulture Samantha Grant. It's gross to see him ask Caitlin Jenner creepy questions about her body.
This time, he's making gross comments about another woman's body -- plus size model and trailblazer Tess Holliday.
Piers Morgan Berates Samantha Markle: You Little Vulture!
Piers Morgan: Omarosa Offered Me Sex to Let Her Win The Apprentice!
In case you decided to move to a cabin in the woods to focus on your beard-growing skills sometime around November 9, 2016, then you may not be aware that D.C.'s most diseased rats have been fleeing the sinking ship that is the Trump administration in droves.
The latest casualty of the leakiest vessel on the Potomac is Omarosa Manigault, the former Apprentice contestant who managed to land a gig in Trump's communications department because America has officially completed its transformation into a Mike Judge fever dream.