Piers Morgan: Omarosa Offered Me Sex to Let Her Win The Apprentice!

Piers Morgan: Omarosa Offered Me Sex to Let Her Win The Apprentice!

In case you decided to move to a cabin in the woods to focus on your beard-growing skills sometime around November 9, 2016, then you may not be aware that D.C.'s most diseased rats have been fleeing the sinking ship that is the Trump administration in droves.

The latest casualty of the leakiest vessel on the Potomac is Omarosa Manigault, the former Apprentice contestant who managed to land a gig in Trump's communications department because America has officially completed its transformation into a Mike Judge fever dream.

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Kim Kardashian Shades Taylor Swift, Blac Chyna & The Rest of Her Enemies List

Kim Kardashian Shades Taylor Swift, Rest of Her Enemies List

On the surface, it may not seem like Kim Kardashian and Richard Nixon have a whole lot in common, but dig a little deeper, and you'll realize they're more similar than they appear.

Both will be forever associated with scandalous tapes; both have complicated relationships with their mothers; and both understand the importance of a comprehensive enemies list.

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Donald Trump to Piers Morgan: Why Should I Apologize For Racist Tweets?

Donald Trump: Why Should I Apologize For Racist Tweets?

The campaign and presidency of Donald Trump have brought all manner of D-list boot-lickers out of the woodwork, many of whom have attempted to forge second careers out of their willingness to publicly fellate the Donald.

Scott Baio, Omarosa, Ted Nugent, and Stacey Dash are just some of the lackeys to emerge from the "where are they now?" file in hopes of winning Trump's favor.

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Lindsay Lohan: I'm a Victim of Racial Profiling!

Lindsay Lohan: I'm a Victim of Racial Profiling!

Now that Lindsay Lohan has gone from coke to #woke, she's pursuing the life of an attention-starved, self-congratulatory humanitarian with the same reckless abandon she applied to consuming all of the world's uppers.

We suppose it's a step in the direction, as in her new lifestyle, there's a chance LiLo might help someone who's not a dealer, but she clearly wants to go from 0 to Jolie overnight, and she hasn't put in the due diligence.

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