Queen to Honor Kate Middleton, Diss Meghan Markle In Surprise Ceremony?

Queen to Honor Kate, Diss Meghan In Surprise Ceremony?

We're not sure if it's a job requirement, or just one of the psychological effects of holding a position of authority over tens of millions of people, but queens are generally tough to please.

That might go double for Queen Elizabeth II, who's been the reigning monarch in her country since the days when Winston Churchill was prime minister, Dwight D. Eisenhower was president, and landing on the moon was the stuff of distant dreams.

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Samantha Markle: I'm Being Attacked By Meghan's Army of Trolls!

Samantha Markle: I'm Being Attacked By Meghan's Army of Trolls!

When discussing the vitriol-spewing professional hater Samantha Markle, we often compare Meghan's half-sister to the wicked stepsisters found in so many children's books.

After all, much of Meghan's story is the stuff of fairy tales, so it only makes sense that she would be forced to contend with a jealous villain in her own family, a la Cinderella.

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Meghan Markle: "Sick To Her Stomach" Over Awful Sister's Book, Source Says

Meghan Markle: "Sick To Her Stomach" Over Awful Sister's Book, Source Says

Like the hero of a Disney movie, Meghan Markle rose above humble beginnings and stiff opposition from a bunch of stodgy curmudgeons to find love with an actual prince.

Sadly, the similarities don't end there, as -- like so many animated protagonists before her -- Meghan also had to contend with an abusive parent and a wicked half-sister straight out of central casting.

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Queen to Prince Harry & Meghan Markle: Stop Humiliating Me!

Queen to Prince Harry & Meghan Markle: Stop Humiliating Me!

As we enter a new year, many are voicing hopes that 2021 will be the year in which members of the royal family will be able to set aside the differences that have been tearing them apart for so long.

But so far it looks like the pleas for peace have fallen on deaf ears.

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Kate Middleton: I Tried to Make Peace With Meghan Markle ... But She Ignored Me!

Kate Middleton: I Tried to Make Peace With Meghan Markle!

As we've discussed many, many times in the past, the feud between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton doesn't look as though it'll be letting up anytime soon ... or ever, for that matter.

The two women have a great deal in common -- in fact, they're probably the only two people on the planet who can truly comprehend one another's predicament -- and yet, it often seem that they've been at odds since the moment they met.

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Meghan Markle & Prince Harry: The Megxit Deal Sucks! We Want to Keep Our Royal Titles!

Meghan Markle & Prince Harry: We Got Screwed on the Megxit Deal!

In the nine months since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepped down from their roles as senior members of the Royal Family, the press has made a big deal of the surprising ways in which the couple has asserted their independence.

In fact, if this were a contest of some sort, we think it's safe to say that the average commoner's take on the situation would be that Harry and Meghan have "won."

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Meghan Markle Never Ages; Here's the Proof

Meghan Markle Never Ages; Here's the Proof

Meghan Markle's life is often compared to a fairy tale, and it's not hard to see why.

She rose above her humble beginnings and dysfunctional family to build a life that took her first to Hollywood, then to the halls of Kensington Palace, then back to Hollywood -- this time, as one of the most famous and influential women in the world.

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Meghan Markle Wins Court Case, Sends Message to Paparazzi: Stop Spying On My Baby!

Meghan Markle Sends Message to Media: Stop Spying On My Baby!

It's been an eventful few weeks in the lives of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

The final month of 2020 has found Prince Harry and Meghan Markle involving themselves in nine figure business deals and enjoying hard-earned victories over their biggest public rivals -- namely, the tabloid press and the British Royal Family.

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Meghan Markle & Prince Harry's Net Worth Revealed: Are They Billionaires Yet?

Meghan Markle & Prince Harry's Net Worth Revealed!

As we discussed earlier this week, one of the most effective ways for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to silence the haters (including the ones within Harry's family) is to assert their financial independence.

And whether you're a fan of the Sussexes or a member of their bafflingly large army of haters, there's no denying that they've managed to rake in massive bank during their short time in America.

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Is Kate Middleton More Popular Than Meghan Markle?

Is Kate Middleton More Popular Than Meghan Markle?

Here in the United States, there are certain universally-accepted truths that we take for granted:

1. The only way to bring an end to mass shootings is to force everyone to stay home, 2. Some things are worth dying for, and opioids and the McRib are both high on that list ...

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