Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are getting married one month from today.
Sorry, let us try that again, this time with the proper level of enthusiasm one should muster for such an announcement:
We know where Meghan Markle and Prince Harry will be on May 19, 2018:
Exchanging vows and saliva inside of St George's Chapel in Windsor Castle, as the Royal Lovebirds get married in front of pretty much the entire free world.
Anyone who has ever planned a wedding knows how stressful the invitation game can be.
Do you invite co-workers? Former co-workers? Friends of friends of friends of your parents?
We're just weeks away from the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and you know what that means!
Yes, the internet is currently overrun with bonkers rumors about the couple melting down in spectacular fashion!
Meghan Markle is soon to be a member of the royal family.
And that means she'll soon be subjected to a level of scrutiny that's unfathomable to Americans who aren't among the one percent of A-list celebrities.
We're just weeks away from the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and just as expected, the rumor mill has kicked into high gear, and the tabloid media is going all-in with some truly hilarious headlines.
At this point, it's like they're just throwing darts at a list of old ledes and plugging Meghan's name in like it's Mad Libs.
Depending on which tabloids you believe, Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are either bitter rivals or the best of friends.
In all likelihood, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle, but where's the fun in that?
In less than two months Meghan Markle will marry Prince Harry, thus becoming a member of the British Royal Family.
The last time an American married a royal, it resulted in a constitutional crisis and the abdication of the throne.
That's it! It's officially official:
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are getting married.
As we're sure you've heard by now, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are getting married in less than two months, and the anticipation couldn't be higher among royal obsessives and lavish wedding aficionados.
The preparations are entering their final stages, and we're assuming an army of high-ranking officials - probably in comical powdered wigs - are racing around to ensure that nothing out of the ordinary takes place in the final weeks before the big day.
As you've no doubt heard by now, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be married in less than two months.
The couple began dating in 2016, and they obviously haven't wasted any time in rushing to the altar.
In less than two months Meghan Markle and Prince Harry will exchange vows before an audience of a couple thousand guests and millions of TV viewers.
Royal marriages are no longer the result of political alliances or arrangements made by the previous generation, but that doesn't mean they're guaranteed to last.
