Meghan Markle

Earlier this month, news of Prince William's alleged affair with Rose Hanbury shocked royal-watchers the world over.

This week, the dust has settled a bit, no doubt thanks in large part to William's efforts to bury the story.

There's just a whole lot going on with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle these days.

First and foremost, of course, the Royal Couple is awaiting the birth of its first child.

From the time she entered the international spotlight, Meghan Markle's awful family has been a constant thorn in her side.

The biggest d-bag among the duchess' envious stateside relatives is undoubtedly Samantha Markle who has admittedly devoted her life to destroying Meghan for fun and profit.

Another day, another rumor of Meghan Markle pissing off the royal staff with her egotism and persnickety ways.

Obviously, such reports are getting old at this point, but to be fair, this one might be the funniest yet.

There's a strange phenomenon involving the royal family in which we'll go months or even years without any sure sign of a scandal, and then suddenly, the floodgates will open, and it's like Jerry Springer is producing a soap opera set in Buckingham Palace.

Thankfully, friends, we're currently in the latter period, and it's one of those glorious weeks in which it feels like every scroll of your newsfeed reveals some new drama testing the stiff upper lips of the world's poshest family.

Tensions are running high across the pond these days, as the royal family continues to grapple with an increasingly messy scandal, the consequences of which might be felt for years to come.

It all started with reports of a feud between Kate Middleton and Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley, who had previously been one of Kate's closest confidantes.

While we don't know Meghan Markle's exact due date, sources concur that the Duchess of Sussex is set to become a mother sometime in April.

Not surprisingly, millions are caught up in the anticipation, and the media is eager to cash in on the hype.

The weeks before the arrival of a new baby are always a stressful time for the expectant parents.

And believe it or not, the whole thing is even more nerve-wracking for members of the royal family, who are forced to make their final preparations under the scrutiny of a watchful media and a few million well-wishers.

Even as Duchess Meghan Markle faces unprecedented racism in the media, she is bombarded with even harsher words from her own family.

Once again, her wicked half-sister is raising her voice to condemn the pregnant duchess.

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