Meghan Markle

In fairy tales and Hallmark movies, marrying a prince is usually a sign of a happy ending.

But as Meghan Markle has spent the last eight months discovering, in real life, a royal wedding can be the start of a very difficult transition.

Despite the fact that Meghan Markle is expecting her first child, the tabloid press and her opportunistic family have remained relentless in their efforts to denigrate the Duchess of Sussex and cash in on her global fame.

And not surprisingly, the situation is beginning to take a toll on Meghan's mental health.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are going to have a baby!

Oh? You knew that already?

For months, it seemed as though the British tabloids were unconcerned with anything other than the alleged feud between Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle.

With the amount of ink spilled on the subject, you would think Kate and Meg had been taunting each other in Conor McGregor-style press conferences before stepping into the ring for a 12-round grudge match.

Another day, another embarrassment for the Markle family.

This time, it's Thomas Markle Jr.'s turn to make Meghan's in-laws even happier that they live an ocean away.

Meghan Markle may have deleted her public social media accounts, but that doesn't mean she's no longer on social media.

It turns out that she's still lurking on social media.

You probably heard the rumors that Meghan Markle is difficult to work with.

Supposedly she's turning the entire royal family upside down due to her demands.

By now, you've likely heard about Meghan Markle's awful family.

If you've somehow remained blissfully unaware of these shifty-eyed grifters, allow us to fill you in and squash any optimism you may have been harboring about the nature of humanity.

Snoop Dogg and Meghan Markle might never enjoy Thanksgiving dinner together, but it looks as though Snoop desperately wants to join her in one of that holiday's proudest traditions.

We're talking of course, about getting high on her nephew's pot.

In case you've remained blissfully unaware of their existence, we regret to inform you that Meghan Markle's family is the absolute worst.

We're not talking about Doria Ragland, of course.

Look out, London.

Be weary, Kensington Palace.

Samantha Markle has taken a break from slamming Meghan Markle...

... in order to slam fans of Meghan Markle.