Lynne Spears sucks ass. That pretty much sums it up right there. Seriously people. We love Britney Spears' train wreck behavior as much...
Jamie and Lynn Spears: Reconciled!
Britney Spears' divorced parents are back together.
Jamie and Lynn Spears, who also have a daughter Jamie Lynn Spears, are reconciling eight years after getting divorced. They're not married again (yet), but "they're back together and are doing well and happy," a source tells People.
Random BFF Alert: Lynne Spears and Jill Zarin!
Buddy-buddy and battling for the title of world's most narcissistic mom, Lynne Spears was spotted this week having a girls' night out with none other than Jill Zarin.
The mother of Jamie Lynn and Britney Spears was seen having dinner with the Real Housewives of NYC star at Kenmare in lower Manhattan having a long discussion.
Adnan Ghalib, Sam Lutfi Face Further Legal Woes
While Britney Spears is busy getting accosted by drunk fans on her Circus tour, a couple of her former clowns are starring in their own shows in L.A.
Spears' ex-manager Sam Lutfi and former boyfriend Adnan Ghalib appeared in separate hearings yesterday. Both shady hangers-on have already been banned from further contact with their former meal ticket through at least 2012.
Britney Spears Sued By Sam Lutfi
One of the shadiest characters ever to appear on this and other celeb gossip sites, Sam Lutfi, has filed a lawsuit against Britney Spears and her parents.
The Evil One is suing Team Britney for libel, defamation and battery, as well as intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract.
Lynne Spears: I Blame Myself
Lynne Spears feels she is to blame for her daughter Britney Spears' public meltdown last year - although that hasn't stopped her from trying to cash in!
At one point, Lynne debated accurately titling her autobiography It's All My Fault. In the end, she went with the vague, melodramatic Through the Storm.
Lynne Spears Encourages, Praises Britney
Lynne Spears has plenty to be thankful for.
In the year, she watched her famous daughter, Britney Spears, go bonkers but crawl back from the brink, and her less-famous daughter, Jamie Lynn Spears, scandalously get knocked up at age 16, only to get engaged and welcome a happy baby.
Lynne Spears: Things Are Looking Up
After a year of upheaval for her family, Lynne Spears tells People she is trying like hell to cash in at every turn cherishing the little things.
She means the things like taking Britney's sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, for a spin in her golf cart and planning a shopping trip with l'il Jamie Lynn Spears because 3-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is growing so fast.
Lynne Spears Hates Bristol Palin
No, not personally - but Lynne Spears is miffed that people vilified pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, then praised the knocked up Bristol Palin.
This wasn't just the hypocritical reaction of idiots like Bill O'Reilly, either. Most of the general public had a "totally different reaction" to the teen pregnancies of Jamie Lynn and Bristol, Lynne said in an interview with Newsweek.
Lynne Spears: I Suck, Part II
On top of discussing Britney Spears' epic meltdown while promoting her new money-making vehicle memoir, Through the Storm, Mother of the Weak Week Lynne Spears delved into the topic of Jamie Lynn on Wednesday's Today show.
Specifically, her getting pregnant at 16.
Lynne Spears: My Bad
"It's kind of like ... Britney was sent out into the world a little bit prematurely." - Lynne Spears, promoting her memoir Through the Storm.
While not officially admitting what a leech she is, Britney Spears' mother did admit, on Today, to some of the mistakes she's made along the way.
Stunningly, Britney Spears Pissed at Mom Over Book
Britney Spears is "furious" with mom Lynne Spears, after Lynne threw her under the bus detailed her past in her new memoir, "Through the Storm."
While the book doesn't dish that much on Britney's sex life or drug use - at least beyond her deflowering (go Reg Jones!) at 14 and some binges in her teens - it blames all of Britney's problems on her former managers.
Lynne Spears Book Cover Released
You gotta love Lynne Spears. Whoring out your kids for a decade - then trying to make EVEN MORE money off them by writing a memoir about it?
Diabolical. This may trump even Dina Lohan's lofty achievements.
Lynne Spears Once Killed Someone
The States of California and Louisiana should revoke all licenses issued to people named Spears immediately. This is definitely a DNA thing.
The mother of pop star Britney Spears ran over a bike-riding youngster with her car and killed him in 1975, the National Enquirer reports.
Britney Spears Gets the Mistakes Overnight!
It was a family affair Saturday night as Lynne Spears hung out with Britney Spears and her two kiddies, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, for an overnight visit at the troubled singer's home in Studio City, Calif.
THG NOTE: In the span of just a few years, Britney Spears has gone from the biggest star in the world to a train wreck who can't have her own children stay overnight without one of her own parents present. Just saying.
Who Will Be the Best Spears Mom?
It's a difficult question, since two of them have already failed miserably in some respects, while the third has been a mom for all of four days.
But now that Jamie Lynn Spears has welcomed baby Maddie Briann Aldridge into the world along with fiance Casey Aldridge, we have to ask:
Excerpts From Lynne Spears' Memoir
As we reported yesterday, Lynne Spears - mom of Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears - is coming out with a new book about raising train wrecks parenting.
This shameless attempt to cash in would give even Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag pause. We can only imagine the wisdom she'll dispense.
Lynne Spears Memoir Set For Fall Release
Lynne Spears, mother of Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears, has always been known for her deep desire to cash in commitment to strong parenting.
Her memoir - yes, her f*%king memoir - which was delayed last winter amid Jamie Lynn getting knocked up at 16, will be now released this fall.