Yo, it's Kevin Federline, yo. Werrrrrd. He's a deadbeat with no redeeming worth whatsoever, but yo, Federleezy is extremely fertile,...
By now, most of us have read and heard Britney Spears' full testimony from her conservatorship hearing.
She wants to end her conservatorship. She would like to sue her family. Some people involved, she says, deserve to be in jail.
The past several days have been a whirlwind in the #FreeBritney world.
The New York Times-produced Framing Britney Spears documentary sparked public comments by numerous celebrities.
Outraging fans, Britney Spears' own brother claims she's too immature to care for herself, even though she's a 38-year-old mother of two.
Meanwhile, Kevin Federline, the father of her children, trusts her implicitly with the care of their children.
... and, just like that, Britney Spears' new hair color doesn't seem like a very big deal any longer.
Not after multiple outlets have confirmed Kevin Federline recently accused his former father-in-law of child abuse.
Courageously, Britney Spears checked herself into a mental health facility as she grapples with her father's serious health crisis.
Officially, her ex and father of her children Kevin Federline has voiced his support for her strength and dedication to staying healthy.
Back in February, Kevin Federline demanded more child support from Britney Spears.
He argued that the $20,000 he receives each month isn't enough support for the two preteen sons, of whom he shares custody with Britney.
Earlier this year, Kevin Federline demanded that Britney Spears give him more child support. He claims that as their two sons grow older, $20,000 per month is no longer enough.
Now, Britney has been ordered to pay out $110,000 to her ex.
It's 2018 and Kevin Federline is still in the news.
We just felt a need to state that incredible fact prior to delving into the reason why Kevin Federline is in the news at this current moment.
Last month, it was revealed that Britney's ex Kevin Federline has asked for more child support. He is the father of both of her amazing sons.
While Britney treasures her children and would do anything for them, a lot of people are wondering how her current, substantial child support payments are falling short.
Our younger readers may not be familiar with the velour track suit come to life that is Kevin Federline, so let us fill you in the saga of the ultimate baby daddy:
Federline married Britney Spears back in 2004, and she's been paying for that mistake ever since.
Britney Spears has brought countless gifts in the world. While most of those are in the form of her music, she also gave birth to her sons, Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline.
And while their mother is one of the most famous and talented people on the planet, at the moment, it's their father who's making waves.
Between the 2015 American Music Awards and the Canelo Alvarez and Miguel Cotto fight, it was a a big weekend for celebrities to step out and be seen.
Naturally, this meant that Kevin Federline was sitting home with a bucket of KFC taking social media potshots at Beyonce.
Kevin Federline, for those of you who remember him is opening up about his time with Britney Spears, and is somehow keeping it kind of classy.
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How is Brad Pitt like Kevin Federline?
We still can't believe Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were ever a thing, but were they ever. After a whirlwind courtship, the two wed in 2004.
Two years and two sons later, it was over, and her epic downward spiral began.
Many marriages crumble and wither away with the passage of time.
This is a sad but irrefutable reality for many couples who simply grow apart or develop differences they cannot reconcile, and therefore decide to part ways.
We hope you're sitting down as you read this, but Britney Spears' marriage to Kevin Federline was etched in holy matrimony 10 years ago this week.
It didn't take, but boy was it entertaining.
Except for The Amazing Race, which wins Emmys for a reason (because it's a great show), reality TV is a lot of mindless entertainment that we watch for very few discernible reasons.
Aside from living in exotic locales and the likelihood of making out with hot guys and girls, what other reason do people have for starring on reality TV shows?
Kanye West literally wrote the song about gold diggers, probably thanks to one-time girlfriend Amber Rose (a former stripper married to Wiz Khalifa).
Or maybe he wrote it with now-wife and baby mama Kim Kardashian in mind.
Kevin Federline is now a father of six.
We'll give you a moment to let that sink in...
Kevin Federline, who ranks among the most virile celebrities, welcomed his sixth child to the world yesterday. His wife Victoria Prince gave birth to a baby girl!
Some celebrity couples are made in heaven, making their fans believe in romance, passion and everlasting love even at the highest levels of fame and fortune.
Just not these ones. Like at all.
Man, Kevin Federline is a virile human being. His wife, Victoria Prince, is pregnant with the former Mr. Britney Spears' sixth child, his second with Vicky.
The FedEx man always delivers ... or something!
