So much for a Brown out.
Following many weeks' worth of chatter and speculation over the future of Sister Wives -- including the never-ending churn of a rumor mill that alleges one or more spouses may soon be leaving Kody -- TLC came out on Tuesday and put all this talk to rest.
Let's stop and think about the premise of Sister Wives for a moment, shall we?
The TLC reality show centers on Kody Brown and his four spouses, all of whom interact frequently when cameras are rolling, talking about their complicated lives and relationships.
Kody Brown was at it again this past weekend.
By which we mean the following:
Doesn't it feel like the entire cast of Sister Wives has been absolutely miserable for eons at this point?
It just seems like endless suffering, season after season.
It's come to this for Janelle Brown:
Due to the assumed poor state of her marriage... due to her recent downgrade in housing and the blame critics have leveled at the feet of Kody Brown...
Go ahead and check the calendar, readers.
This is not April Fool's Day.
You won't believe this, but Kody Brown appears to once again have made a poor financial decision.
Oh, what's that?
Kody Brown attended his daughter's high school graduation late last week.
And we know what many of you out there may be thinking:
It's been three years now.
It's been three years since Kody Brown uprooted his family from Utah to Arizona, settling in Flagstaff because his native state was threatening at the time to put the reality star and his spouses in jail for living a polygamous lifestyle.
People love Sister Wives, right?
You probably love them yourself if you're reading this right now.
Sister Wives viewers across the nation have seemingly gathered online for one specific purpose.
They have one specific question for Kody Brown.
Sister Wives viewers have known for ages now that Kody Brown is an awful husband.
But they were reminded on this past Sunday's season finale that he's also an awful father.
It's been evident for awhile now that nearly every immediate Brown family member wants to cancel its plural marriage.
Meri is outwardly unhappy and unloved... Christine just spent hours on air complaining about her situation... and even Kody has said he no longer believes in polygamy.
Kody Brown is not a happy husband these days.
The Sister Wives star has made that as clear as he possibly can.
It only took Kody Brown about 30 years.
But, uhhh, better late than never, we suppose?
You may not believe this, but...
... yet another member of the Sister Wives cast appears to be unhappy in her marriage to Kody Brown.
Sister Wives viewers are aghast right about now.
They're appalled.
On Sister Wives this week, Kody and Robyn Brown talked at length about a pressing topic.
Whether or not the former is actually seeking a fifth wife?
Kody Brown has kids, three grandkids and four spouses.
And he may not be done just yet.
Great news, Meri Brown!
You're not the only spouse who is miserable in her marriage to Kody Brown!
