Farrah Abraham was so excited that daughter Sophia lost another tooth that the "Tooth Fairy" gifted her a ludicrously insane amount of money.
How much? Think of how much you think is too much.
Then multiply that number by 5, 10 or even 20 and ...
“ToothFairy presents were epic! #schoolTime Sophia got an amazing ToothFairy bracelet @lilah_sandra priceless!” Farrah captioned these photos.
Sophia's custom bracelet or “glitter dust” weren't the part of said gift that raised eyebrows, however. Nor was it Farrah's actual raised eyebrows.
(Seriously though, WTF @ Farrah's face injections.)
In the pics, Sophia holds up a stack of British pounds, worth £900 - or the equivalent of about $1,300 or 1,400 depending on exchange rates.
That's for one tooth, ladies and gentlemen.
How Farrah has that kind of cash, and how she thinks that sends the right message at this point in Sophia's life, only she can answer.
Now she's literally doubling down.
"My little Sophia, she's been going through a hard time right now losing all of her teeth, and she's not really so secure," Farrah said then.
"I think it's really a big deal and a struggle losing your teeth right now when everyone's looking at looks. So, she lost her first big tooth."
"She's just like, 'Mommy, I want teeth like yours!' and I've had my teeth cosmetically done, so they're looking pretty perfect.”
Words fail us at this point.
The latest photos of Sophia were taken upon Farrah's return from the UK, where she competed on Celebrity Big Brother (hence the pounds).
“I'm Home!!! Love my family! Sophia's a Palace Princess & just lost another tooth!!! #toothfairy time again!” Abraham tweeted yesterday.
She's back, alright, but based on the past two days, clearly the criticism and public scrutiny did not stay on the other side of the Atlantic.
Amazing that the 24-year-old can threaten to kill an entire cast of a reality show and cause just as much controversy in her home life.