Farrah Abraham: Her Greatest Quotes of All Time

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Of all the celebs we cover here at THG, Farrah Abraham stands out as the young woman who always comes up with the best quotes.

The definition of "best" is subjective, obviously. If you listen to Farrah ramble, rant, reflect or ruminate on something, you know what we mean.

There is perhaps no single more predictable thing in the celebrity gossip world than a vintage Abraham word salad generating headlines.

So in celebration of this ongoing, amazing fact ...

Here are some of the most memorable (no dispute about that), and usually dubious (or that), things the Teen Mom star has ever said.

From her younger daze to the infamous Teen Mom OG reunion fight seen around the world, these pearls of wisdom are second to none.

And yes, these quotes are all real.

1. So Many Hate Crimes

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"It’s sad that such a phenomenal show will no longer have its biggest talent on the show because of women hating, sex shaming, hate crimes, selfish, Weinstein company power trip behaviors against a professional hard working, honest mother." - on being let go from Teen Mom OG

Such a power trip.

2. The Mogul

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"Viacom let me go because as a Business Mogul I act like an adult and part take in adult promotions and activities that other adults do for FREE or in private!" - on getting fired from Teen Mom OG (allegedly, maybe)

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We have no idea what that means.

3. Grab Life By the P--sy!

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"Should we have the first business man in history for president or should we have first women in history for president? For my daughter, I think Trump would be [the best candidate]. Grab life by the pussy, bitches!" - Farrah on her support for would-be President Trump

Wonder how she feels about her vote now.

4. I Don't Share My Stage

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"I don’t share my stage. I mean, I don’t give a s--t about either of them, and I’m sick of them trying to be like me. They’re obsessed with me. I sent them a cease and desist so they need to leave me out of their books, out of their interviews. I don’t want anything to do with them. They’re just jealous or envious. I’ve tried to be friends with them over the years, and I’m just not anymore." - on arch nemeses Amber Portwood and Matt Baier

Never share your stage, Farrah. Never.

5. Just a Cut Above

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"I get better treatment because I'm a hardworking business mogul and amazing mother who holds herself with respect and keeps production accountable and always goes above and beyond what is asked. And I stay above the trash they have on the show. Sadly, the girls are not taken seriously because of how they conduct themselves, and they're to blame, not me." - Farrah on her obvious superiority

She can't see you from way up on her high horse.

6. I Love You, But STFU

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"I love all of you people, I don't give two drops of dried up pigeon sh-t on concrete how you feel about me." - Farrah's kind words for her fans

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