Kim Kardashian is famous for making a sex tape, having large breasts and a firm grasp of social media. That sums it up.

by Tattle Taylor at

If one thing's for sure after looking through this slideshow it's that Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon needs to start handing out his business card on the red carpet. 

Or we could just let people age like they're supposed to so they don't end up looking like Joan Rivers one day. Yeah, there's that option.

Here, so you can see and believe, are 18 stars who are the same age. You can Google if you want, but you might be too busy picking your jaw up off the floor to do that.

18 Stars You Won't Believe Are the Same Age
Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other.
View As List
Kate Upton and Selena Gomez

1. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez

Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other.


Jon Hamm and Jared Leto

2. Jon Hamm and Jared Leto

Mad Men's Jon Hamm and Dallas Buyer's Club's Jared Leto are both 42. Maybe it's the long hair that keeps Leto looking so Jordan Catalono-like.


Robin Wright and Halle Berry

3. Robin Wright and Halle Berry

Robin Wright and Halle Berry are both 47 years old. Halle just gave birth to her second child while Robin's are grown and flown.


Andrew Lincoln and Jim Parsons

4. Andrew Lincoln and Jim Parsons

Also joining the 40 club are Andrew Lincoln and The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons. Looks like killing zombies has added some years to Lincoln.


Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green

5. Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green

It's hard to believe it, but Leonardi DiCaprio and Seth Green are both 40 years old. Does Seth Green look 40 to you?


Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson

6. Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson were born in 1990. In addition to a birth year, they share a love of Dior.


Kim Novak and Joan Rivers

7. Kim Novak and Joan Rivers

Kim Novak and Joan Rivers were both born in 1933. One of them clearly aged more gracefully...with the help of a better plastic surgeon.


Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe

8. Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe

Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe are 1) poetic and 2) 50 years old. But you couldn't tell it by these photos.


Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson

9. Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson

Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson, both known for their bodies and reality TV star power, are both 33! Incredible!


From booze, to drugs, to just plain ol' genetics, everybody ages. Even Hollywood's rich and famous and attention-seeking reality TV stars.

Some just do it better than others.

And Hollywood's women do it better than the men, even counting Joan Rivers among the lot.

Continue Reading...

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

by Hilton Hater at

They say that fame is fleeting... but it can also be mysterious.

Especially in this day and age - when stars can be made purely out of Instagram photos and scandalous Tweets - it's necessary to sometimes stop and ask:

Wait... why is that person famous again?

This can be true for those you may despise (hi, Kim Kardashian!) and also for those you admire (what power does Kate Middleton hold, exactly?).

With this in mind, we've come up with 13 pretty big celebrities whose names keep being in the news despite a lack of any discernible skill. Apparently, all it takes to strike it big is to film a sex tape and/or be a terrible mother:

13 Stars Who Don't Deserve to Be Famous
The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.
View As List
Kim Kardashian

1. Kim Kardashian

The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.


Kendra Wilkinson

2. Kendra Wilkinson

She mastered the art of sleeping with a really old dude and watching the money pour in for some reason.


Jenelle Evans

3. Jenelle Evans

We should all fight with our moms and have babies out of wedlock if it means this kind of attention.


Kate Upton

4. Kate Upton

We adore Kate Upton. We'd commit murder for Kate Upton. But she has large breasts and can do the cat dance... that's about it.


Valeria Lukyanova

5. Valeria Lukyanova

She's known as The Human Barbie, and her appearance makes it clear why. We really should not reward such a thing.


Kate Middleton

6. Kate Middleton

Like any other rational human being, we LOVE Kate Middleton. But she's a small piece of a royal family that holds no power.


Kate Gosselin

7. Kate Gosselin

JUST GO AWAY!!!


Evelyn Lozada

8. Evelyn Lozada

She keeps being engaged to athletes and even having their babies. She's really gotta stop doing that.


Tila Tequila

9. Tila Tequila

For her own sake, Tila Tequila really needs to step out of the spotlight


Nadya Suleman

10. Nadya Suleman

We're sensing a theme here: why are bad mothers so darn famous?


Courtney Stodden

11. Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden has a lot of plastic surgery, married a much older guy and... that's it.


Teresa Giudice

12. Teresa Giudice

She's really good at being spoiled and breaking the law, we'll give her that.


Ray J

13. Ray J

This photo depicts the only reason you've ever heard of Ray J.


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

by Tyler Johnson at

Kanye West and French Montana can't get enough of the Kardashian sisters, but a 24-year-old British man named Mike Amess has the opposite problem: Kim and kompany literally make him vomit.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Image

Amess says the problem started after the release of Kim's sex tape in 2007. At the time, Mike was a closeted gay teen who tried watched the tape to try to suppress his homosexual urges. That worked about as well as you'd expect,

Mike described his encounter with Kim's porn to London's Daily Mail: "I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom, but the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. 

Mike adds, "By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again."

Continue Reading...

Tags: , , ,

by Hilton Hater at

Despite a rumor to the contrary, it was confirmed this week that Beyonce will not serve as a bridesmaid at the Kim Kardashian wedding to Kanye West.

This comes as no shock to the anonymous individual who witnessed the A-Listers interact outside of Dr. Howard Lancer’s Beverly Hills office on April 11.

According to Radar Online, Kim was “excited” to accidentally run into Beyonce when she arrived for an appointment with this dermatologist.

Continue Reading...

Tags: , ,

by Hilton Hater at

Attention, Kimye fans: you may be able to step away from your computer on May 24th after all.

Despite initial reports of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West getting married on this date, E! News’ Ken Baker called in to On Air with Ryan Seacrest this morning and clarified the rumor.

First, he confirmed that the nuptials will NOT take place in Versailles.

"I spoke to sources who said they’re still locking down the venue and they can’t have a date until they have the venue," Baker explained.

"So what we know now is that they will be getting married this year, very soon, probably before the summer. Right now, it’s all in flux. There’s no invites, so everyone’s gotta chill out."

Continue Reading...

Tags: ,

by Hilton Hater at

Khloe Kardashian has been warned once again about her latest boy toy.

A week after French Montana's estranged wife, Deen Kharbouch, told Khloe about how this rapper has abandoned her and their son, Kim Kardashian has supposedly come out and offered up her two cents as well.

  • Kim Kardashian Wears Black
  • Khloe Kardashian Paparazzi Pic

"Kim is telling Khloe that she should be really careful with French after everything she just went through with Lamar," an insider tells Radar Online, referring, of course, to Khloe's failed marriage to Lamar Odom.

And why should Khloe watch herself in this new relationship?

Continue Reading...

Tags: , ,

by Tattle Taylor at

After the house chatter on last night's The Real Housewives of Orange County, I got a little curious this morning - and a little jealous - thinking of the amazing houses our favorite celebrities call home.

Justin Bieber's Calabasas home was so badass Khloe Kardashian bought it. Kimye's $11 million dollar Bel Air mansion will be 14,000 square feet when it's finished.

And then there's Oprah Winfrey's estate, which has its own name: Promised Land.

But not all celebrities live in extravagant and ornately done up dwellings in ultra exclusive neighborhoods. 

Naya Rivera, for instance, has a pretty modest home. So does the lovable Taylor Swift.

What about your favorite celebrity? Take a look at these 19 celebrity homes and then tell us which one is your favorite!

19 Amazing Celebrity Homes
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West purchased this 9,000 square foot Bel Air mansion and then gutted it to renovate and add an additional 5,000 square feet, including a recording studio for Kanye.
View As List
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's House

1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's House

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West purchased this 9,000 square foot Bel Air mansion and then gutted it to renovate and add an additional 5,000 square feet, including a recording studio for Kanye.


Taylor Swift's House

2. Taylor Swift's House

Taylor Swift's Beverly Hills home feels like a little slice of the East Coast in California. The Cape Cod styling and interior decor are exactly what one would expect from TSwift.


Miley Cyrus' House

3. Miley Cyrus' House

Miley Cyrus' Studio City, CA home is a minimalist design which doesn't at all seem in keeping with Miley's personality.


Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's House

4. Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's House

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's house boasts a very modern design on the outside as well as in.


Rihanna's House

5. Rihanna's House

Rihanna's house looks similar to Kanye West's home before Kim K got her hooks in him. The Pacific Palisades house cost $12 million.


Justin Timberlake's House

6. Justin Timberlake's House

Justin Timberlake's SOHO, New York City house last sold for an estimated $7.6 million. It's a far cry from the house he lived in when Ashton Kutcher punked him!


Britney Spears' Home

7. Britney Spears' Home

Britney Spears' home in Thousand Oaks, CA is worth around $8.5 million, which is a fraction of what she's making during her stint in Las Vegas.


Oprah Winfrey's Home

8. Oprah Winfrey's Home

Oprah Winfrey's home, named "Promised Land," is worth around $85 million dollars, making it the most expensive house on this list.


Jennifer Lopez' Hamptons Home

9. Jennifer Lopez' Hamptons Home

Jennifer Lopez' Hamptons Home cost a cool $15.1 million! I wonder if she's neighbors with Victoria Grayson...


Chris Evans' House

10. Chris Evans' House

Captain America himself, Chris Evans, recently sold this $3.5 million Hollywood Hills home. Being a superhero is working out for him.


Vince Vaughn's House

11. Vince Vaughn's House

Vince Vaughn's Los Canada Flintridge home is worth $3.9 million. It looks like a movie set!


Naya Rivera's House

12. Naya Rivera's House

Naya Rivera's Los Feliz home cost approximately $2.6 million, putting it on the low end of this list.


Christina Aguilera's House

13. Christina Aguilera's House

Christina Aguilera's Beverly Hills home last retailed for $10.75 million. With a new baby on the way, is this house big enough for Xtina?


Katy Perry's House

14. Katy Perry's House

Katy Perry once shared her Beverly Hills home with John Mayer. Rumor has it she was crushed when he moved out.


Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's Mansion

15. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's Mansion

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen spent 3 years and $20 million dollars building their LA mansion only to decide they didn't really want to live there.


Ryan Seacrest's House

16. Ryan Seacrest's House

Ryan Seacrest bought his Beverly Hills home from Ellen DeGeneres for $49 million dollars, several million more than Ellen paid for it.


Khloe Kardashian's House

17. Khloe Kardashian's House

Khloe Kardashian just bought this Calabasas, CA home from Justin Bieber. Here's hoping he cleared out all his "possessions" when he left.


Matthew McConaughey's House

18. Matthew McConaughey's House

Matthew McConaughey's Austin, TX house is valued at $4 million. There's no doubt that price would be tripled if this home were in California.


Heidi Klum's House

19. Heidi Klum's House

This Brentwood, California home has been linked to Heidi Klum, something the $13.4 million house and Seal have in common.


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

by Hilton Hater at

Earlier this week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian touched down in Paris to scout for wedding locations.

And sources say the couple's mission is close to being accomplished.

Kimye spent multiple hours over the weekend at the Chateau Louis XIV, a castle located just outside the famous French city.

As you can see, it's not exactly an unsightly place to exchange vows:

  • Chateau Louis XIV
  • View from Chateau Louis XIV

Chateau Louis XIV is a reconstruction of a 17th century palace; it was built from scratch between 2008 and 2011 and is situated West of Paris in Louveciennes.

Continue Reading...

Tags: , ,

by Hilton Hater at

With the Kimye wedding fast approaching, fans have a date (May 24) and a city (Paris), but not an exact location.

Yet.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West touched down in France this week to eradicate this problem.

According to an X-17 source, the famous couple is considering the 17th-century, Louis XIV-commissioned Chateau de Louveciennes for its nuptials, with an insider telling that photo agency that Kim and Kanye visted the site over the weekend.

Continue Reading...

Tags: , ,

by Hilton Hater at

You need not have a penis to appreciate Kim Kardashian bikini photos.

Asked by E! News whether this reality star would be a good fit for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Chrissy Teigen replied with an enthusiastic yes and added:

"She would be fantastic. I mean if there is a swimsuit body out there, its Kim Kardashian, my goodness!

21 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos
Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?
View As List
Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic

1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic

Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?


Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return!

2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return!

It's back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it!


Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

3. Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

Take this, haters! Kim Kardashian bares her pregnant stomach in a bikini on this Us Weekly Cover.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose

4. Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose

Kim Kardashian poses here in a bikini. It's an unusual look for the reality star. She typically wears so many more layers.


New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

5. New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

Kim Kardashian hikes up her bikini bottom in this Twit pic. Do you like the look?


Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

6. Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

Hey, Kim Kardashian is back in a bikini! The reality star decided to Tweet this photo, just because really.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph

7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph

Kim Kardashian is on a diet. It consists of being rich and having lots of time to spend with a personal trainer.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

Kim Kardashian has posted these photos of herself in a bikini on Twitter. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet

9. Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet

Kim Kardashian has Tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

10. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

Kim Kardashian has found a diet that works, as touted on this tabloid cover. It's called "Airbrushing."


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo

11. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo

Kim Kardashian says she wants to get a six-pack. We don't think she needs to change anything about her body at all.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot

12. Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot

Reggie Bush looks on approvingly as Kim Kardashian models a bikini for GQ. These two have a remarkably stable relationship.


Kim Kardashian Bikini

13. Kim Kardashian Bikini

Kim Kardashian is all wet. She's probably thinking about Reggie Bush.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

14. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

Kim Kardashian is officialy back! She posted this photo of herself in a bathing suit to Instagram.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit

15. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit

Kim Kardashian in a one-piece? Eh, we prefer this busty brunette in a bikini.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot

16. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot

Yup. It's another Kim Kardashian bathing suit photo. The reality star really has too much time on her hands.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

17. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

Kim Kardashian shows off some serious cleavage in this Instagram photograph. That's really nothing new for her, of course.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit

18. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit

Kim Kardashian thinks she's a Bond Girl. What do you make of this unique swimming creation?


Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini Pic

19. Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini Pic

Why does this bikini look small on Kim Kardashian? Because it actually belongs to Kylie Jenner.


Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

20. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose

21. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose

Kim Kardashian is modeling a bathing suit here that sells for $140. Totally reasonable, right?


The 28-year old Teigen was featured on the cover of this magazine's latest revealing issue... but she says she can't even match Kim's impressive features.

Continue Reading...

Tags: , ,