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The L.A. County District Attorney's office has formally charged Chidi Uzomah, 25, with felony stalking after he came looking for Ryan Seacrest last week in L.A.

He was also charged with two misdemeanor counts of disobeying a prior court order after allegedly assaulting a guard at Children's Hospital in Orange County.

Uzomah is ordered to stay clear of Ryan Seacrest, who he is accused of stalking Seacrest between September 15-October 30, the day he was arrested at E!

He came looking for Ryan where he does his daily radio show.

If convicted, he faces a maximum of four years in prison.

What's even scarier than the photos below, or the fact that he showed up looking for Ryan with a knife on him? Chidi Uzomah has serious military training.

Chidi Uzomah, Jr.: Not at all terrifying.

Chidi Uzomah, Jr. is currently in the Army Reserves in Upland, Calif., having been trained as a front line soldier and assigned to the 426th Civil Affairs Battalion.

That's a part of the Army special forces, which is attached to the Green Berets.

Before Uzomah's gig in the 426th, he served in the California Army National Guard from April 2005-April 2009. He then transferred to the Army Reserves.

Uzomah was an ROTC Cadet at Cal State Dominguez Hills. Lt. Col. Nathan Banks, an Army spokesperson, said yesterday, "We apologize to Ryan Seacrest."

"Pending the outcome of the local investigation, the Army will decide what further action to take. We take all matters of our personnel seriously."

An apparently dangerous stalker of Ryan Seacrest, Chidi Uzomah, was arrested inside the E! building where Ryan shoots his daily TV show earlier this morning.

Uzomah was arrested at 9:40 a.m. PDT today, after showing up at E! offices and asking to see Ryan Seacrest. He was armed with a knife when he showed up.

Sources say he is the same man who attacked Ryan's security guard last month outside an Orange County hospital. In that incident, he had a knife as well.

Uzomah pleaded guilty to three misdemeanors for the prior incident. The judge placed him on three years probation, ordering him to stay away from Ryan.

Apparently that didn't work.

He was detained by LAPD the in the lobby of the E! building after a security guard, who was aware of who Chidi Uzomah was, called them after he came in.

An armed Chidi Uzomah came looking for Ryan Seacrest today. Scary.

Ryan Seacrest was in the building at the time Uzomah entered, although fortunately the deranged lunatic never got within sight of the American Idol host.

According to TMZ, the hardest working man in Hollywood and his staff have been asking prosecutors for weeks to take swift action against the alleged wacko.

Earlier this month, Uzomah, unaware that his target works out of E! offices in L.A., showed up at KIIS-FM in Burbank, Calif., on the hunt for Ryan Seacrest.

The Burbank police were called but no arrest was made.

Ryan's people called the Orange County D.A.'s office immediately after the KIIS incident, asking prosecutors to violate Uzomah's probation and put in place a criminal protective order. They fear he poses danger and should be locked up.

Not a hard sell after today's frightening encounter.

Last week, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest joked on his radio show that if he could use a taser on one reality star, he would choose Heidi Montag.

Naturally, her husband-pimp Spencer Pratt took exception to the remark and issued a statement to generate some free publicity defend her honor.

"I'm disgusted and horrified that Ryan Seacrest would find it amusing and entertaining to have his listeners call in about tasing anyone," he said.

"What's next, guns and knives? Waterboarding? It is irresponsible and offensive for someone with your platform to promote violence on this level."

"For someone who produces reality content for a living, I'm shocked that you would encourage people to tase reality TV stars. Would it be funny to you if one of your Kardashians got tased? Is that how you would treat your talent, Ryan?"

Ryan Seacrest, of course, produces Keeping Up with the Kardashians, starring Khloe, Kourtney and Kim. Eh, we'd live if one or all got tasered.

Spencer Pratt is looking for a fight with Ryan Seacrest after a hilarious comment the American Idol host made. Heidi Montag could use a nice taser jolt, don'cha think?

Prior to his radio show, Seacrest Tweeted as a "funny topic" who you would most like to see tasered: Heidi Montag, Omarosa from The Apprentice, Tila Tequila (this was before Shawne Merriman choked her) and Daisy de la Hoya.

Not surprisingly, despite the formidable competition, Heidi won.

"Finding humor in violence is disgusting," Spencer Pratt added. "For someone who pretends to be mister clean-cut America, you should be ashamed. Any reasonable person knows that a taser isn't a Super Soaker and can cause immediate death."

Come on, Spencer. Brody Jenner was just fine the other night.

"I expect an apology not to just us, but to people everywhere for using your public voice to spread violence," Pratt concluded, his mission accomplished, similar to when he pretended to be offended by insults from Anderson Cooper.

Ryan Seacrest is apparently worth $15 million a year to American Idol.

Does that mean Simon Cowell is worth $50-100 million per season?

We aren't sure about the latter, but Seacrest just closed a new three-year, $45 million deal with CKX, parent of American Idol producer 19 Entertainment.

Under the pact, the reality TV staple will be exclusive to CKX in broadcast TV primetime to host American Idol or any CKX show that might succeed it.

The deal more than triples his salary from around $5 million a season.

BIG SHOT: Thanks to his new American Idol deal, producer-host Ryan Seacrest is now one of TV's highest-paid personalities, if not THE highest. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Arguably the king of 21st Century media, Ryan Seacrest has a cable deal with Comcast and is E!'s lead anchor. He produces such reality shows as Keeping Up with the Kardashians, It's Complicated and ABC's upcoming Jamie Oliver reality series.

He's even jump-starting Lindsay Lohan's production company.

American Idol producers will are now focusing on securing the show's judges for next season. Simon Cowell has made statements that he might leave the smash singing competition when his contract is up at the end of next season.

Some British media sources have pegged his salary demands at more than $100 million per year, which sounds ridiculous, but if Seacrest earns $15 million ...

The other judges - Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Kara DioGuardi - all have said they hope to close deals to return to the reality juggernaut next year.

Reports have surfaced today that Lindsay Lohan is somehow launching a new company with partner Kristi Kaylor. Skinny Bitch Unforgettable Productions will develop and produce a slate of TV series, films, documentaries and online content.

No, it will not produce adult films. That was our first question too!

Kristi Kaylor oversees Lohan's 6126 fashion line. Ryan Seacrest is said to be a major part of the newly founded organization as well. Hey, at least they won't have a big food budget. Gotta keep overhead down in these tough times.

Last month, the American Idol host Tweeted about a "reality show idea" he had for Lohan, 23, after the two went clubbing at Hollywood hot spot H. Wood.

Now, the alleged workaholic taking the first step in that direction.

Bored senseless, Lindsay Lohan is starting a company. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side," said the one-time movie star.

"I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company."

Among the shows Lindsay Lohan - with Seacrest's assistance - is reportedly working on are Faux Real, touted as an Entourage for the fashion world; and a dating-themed game show called That's What Friends Are For. Yes, really.

Oh, and we can't possibly forget their planned documentary series focusing on a specific cause in conjunction with a charitable organization. Zzzzzz.

Congrats to the accused spray tan thief on her new venture. We're sure it will be wildly successful, given her recent track record and work ethic.

Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan were spotted together Thursday night.

Our imaginations ran wild with that run-in, but it turns out their meeting was strictly business - Ryan wants to create a Lindsay Lohan reality show.

"Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her ... it helps people and gives others a second shot!" Ryan wrote on his Twitter page.

"Still putting it all together."

The American Idol host is no stranger to producing. In addition to his radio hosting gig, the star has lent his TV production talents to E!'s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Denise Richards' It's Complicated and Brody Jenner's Bromance.

Ryan Seacrest's eyes are on this future reality TV firecrotch prize.

Lindsay Lohan - who in the past week alone was investigated in a $400K jewel heist, was dumped for good by Samantha Ronson, posted topless pictures of herself online and had her Twitter account "hacked," also mentioned details of the project.

"Working on a really great project for television - I am excited!" she Twatted. "Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC ... :)"

The premise of the series is that real people who are on the wrong track and looking for a second chance are given $1 million to make it happen.

Lohan would serve on a panel of judges who hear contestants' stories.

Because that's the kind of "panelist" who needs to oversee people and their problems: A coked-up, slutty, Twitter-obsessed, wannabe lesbian attention whore who can't hold down a job to save her life. Sounds like a winner, Ryan!

You might wanna turn away, Simon Cowell.

At this weekend's Tao Beach pool party in Las Vegas, Ryan Seacrest found a new friend. And she has much nicer breasts than you do.

According to sources, the well-endowed blonde in the photos below is the iconic ex-stripper known as "Leper" on theDirty.com. To paraphrase Seacrest at the opening of every American Idol episode:

THIS... is your chance to click on the following photos and enlarge shots of Ryan and Leper.

Britney Spears’ camp is squashing the latest round of rumors that the star is pregnant - ones circulated by Ryan Seacrest of all people on his radio show.

Seacrest posted a message (on Twitter, natch) earlier in the day saying, “I heard a rumor about Brit that I want to investigate before I give more deets!!”

Of course, he then quoted a “reliable source” on the air as saying Britney Spears is pregnant. Brit spokesman Adam Leber released a statement denying it.

“She’s absolutely not pregnant,” Leber said.

“I have no idea where this ridiculous rumor came from ... Ryan Seacrest has communication with our camp and could have checked this before saying it.”

With the amount of sex Britney Spears supposedly has according to celebrity gossip magazines - Chase Benz, K-Fed, etc. - it's only a matter of time before she ends up carrying baby #3. However, these stories may be a tad erroneous.

After all, since she's not allowed to say a word under the conservatorship, and doesn't know where she is half the time anyway, scheduling in sessions of unrequited boning with sundry characters may pose logistical difficulties.

Anyway, in other Britney Spears gossip (that's actually true), she will not be required to appear in court as part of her conservatorship’s attempt to gain permanent restraining orders against Sam Lutfi and Jon Eardley, E! reports.

Eardley and Lutfi sought to make her testify on their behalf - they claim she wanted their help in making her dad's conservatorship implode for good.

But, an L.A. Superior Court judge stated, “There was a finding of a judge of the Superior Court that she lacks the capacity to testify,” after a hearing.

Score another one for Team Britney - and rack up another $60,000 for the lawyers. Click to enlarge some sexy Britney Spears photos of her on tour ...

Between hosting a radio show, hosting American Idol and flirting with Simon Cowell, it's a wonder Ryan Seacrest has any time to date.

However, new reports have linked the hard-worker with Los Angeles bartender Jasmine Waltz.

Seacrest met Waltz during a night out at Guy's, a West Hollywood lounge. She's an aspiring actress that has worked at other L.A. clubs, such Les Deux, and enjoyed an uncredited role in Bad Boys II.

"They've been together for a few months now," a source told People.

Seacrest and Waltz spent a weekend in Paris last week, where numerous witnesses reported a heavy amount of PDA between the couple.

The American Idol host has been linked previously to singer Sophie Monk, Amazing Race star Shana Wall and actress Teri Hatcher.

Click on the Jasmine Waltz pics above for larger images of Ryan Seacrest's new squeeze.

Amazingly, the millions of morons that spent New Year's Eve soberly shivering in Times Square, shoulder-to-shoulder with complete strangers, were not the most uncomfortable people in New York City Wednesday night.

For the climactic moment of Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve, Ryan Seacrest assembled an awkward sixtet on stage, just as the ball was dropped.

Here's a look at who rung in 2009 together:

The Jonas Brothers: Baby-faced trio that has sold millions of albums in 2008. Wildly popular rising stars. Makes sense.

Demi Lovato: BFF to all The Jonas Brothers, yet utterly unknown to anyone outside of loyal celebrity gossip readers. Those at the party half our staff attended were more confused about her identity than they were about why anyone would spend New Year's Eve in Times Square.

Lionel Richie: Father of Nicole Richie. Last recorded a commercially successful album in 1986.

Taylor Swift: Ex-girlfriend of Joe Jonas. Has publicly slammed Joe for dumping her over the phone and immediately moving on with actress Camilla Belle.

You really had to watch this group ring in 2009 together in order to truly grasp how awkward it was for everyone involved. Swift turned to the crowd for the duration of the celebration, pretending to wave to fans - but likely contemplating how many bones would break if she jumped.