Kendra Wilkinson
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We may receive some complaints for this, but THG must tell it like it is:

Pregnancy is not sexy.

Look, our staff loves babies. In the interest of full disclosure, in fact, our Secretary is expecting his first child this spring. But that doesn't mean we need to see knocked up celebrities parading around in a bikini, about to pop.

Especially when that celebrity (let's refer to her as "Kendra Wilkinson") is clearly making money off her state by posing for a supermarket tabloid. It's just creepy all around.

Shockingly, Kendra has not heeded this advice, however, and is featured (in all her pregnant glory) in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly.

Inside the magazine, Kendra keeps grossing us out by explaining how pregnancy has affected her sex life.

"I am a wild girl in bed and I can’t really be that wild anymore because I have limits now. I have 40 extra pounds in my belly, so I get tired easily. But... I have a great man in bed, he definitely knows how to please me."

Way to go, Hank Baskett. We guess.

These photos would be a lot cuter... if they weren't placed in the pages of a celebrity gossip rag.

Kendra Wilkinson enjoyed a special baby shower for her son, Hank Baskett IV, who is tentatively listed as probable to be born on Christmas Day.

Who better to throw her a perfect shower than BFFs and former Girls Next Door co-stars Bridget Marquard and Holly Madison? No one, that's who.

The festivities took place at longtime Playboy secretary Mary O’Connor’s house just outside L.A., and the theme was pickles and Candyland.

Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt arrived early to decorate the house with tons of blue balloons and streamers in honor of their friend's baby.

Here's K-Dubs getting ready to devour some serious pickle ...

THAT THING IS HUGE: Seriously, check out Kendra's bump!

Also in attendance were Kendra's "ex," Hugh Hefner, and the array of Hef's whores, a.k.a. Crystal Harris and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Hef, who even put on clothes for the occasion, wouldn't miss it for anything. Well, unless Kimberley Conrad were there, then he would've sat it out.

“The girls are going to Kendra's baby shower today,” he Twittered. “Crystal, the Twins, Holly, Bridget & Kendra will all be there. How can I stay away?”

The house was also filled with multicolored lollipops, taffy candy, and cupcakes. Marquardt herself baked hundreds of miniature cupcakes for the event.

“Just got done baking, frosting and decorating a ton of mini cupcakes for Kendra's baby shower. It's been a busy day. I'm exhausted,” she Twittered.

Click to enlarge some photos of the guests at Kendra's shower ...

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

This is a dangerous game Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson are playing.

The pregnant E! reality stars keep trying to outdo one another's attempts to create headlines regarding their pregnancies.

For Kourtney, that's simply meant spouting off in interviews about every conceivable, mundane aspect of her expecting state.

Kendra is at least showing some skin. She tried to looks sexy in maternity lingerie last week.

Now, Wilkinson has a long, hard stick in her hands; but, for a change, it doesn't belong to Hugh Hefner ot Hank Baskett. She and her husband went golfing earlier this week. See for yourself:

On her blog, Kendra wrote:

Golfing definitely has sentimental value for us because we met at the playboy golf scramble.  I thought he was cute so i asked if he wanted my number and the rest is history lol. How do i look in my preg golf gear??? lololol.

Adorable. Not as adorable, though?

The inevitable attempt by Kourtney to one-up her pregnant pal by sky-diving while pregnant. Just relax, ladies. Focus more on the child inside of you than the attention you can get from him or her.

Move over, Kourtney Kardashian.

You aren't the only E! reality star that's expecting!

Unhappy over the publicity her fellow knocked up D-lister has received, Kendra Wilkinson jumped on to her blog today and posted the pregnancy pics below. She wrote:

I wanted to share a few behind-the-scenes pics with all of u!  Being pregnant has been such an amazing and exciting experience for both of us and we wanted to have these photos as a reminder of this incredible time in our lives :)

Can u guys believe how much my belly has grown???  I feel like it was just yesterday that it was a teeny tiny bump lololol.

The same can be said for her breasts, prior to a surgical enhancement of them.

Take note, Kourtney Kardashian. This is how you talk about pregnancy!

While one E! reality star is boring the public to death with mundane details about her knocked up state (the latest: Kourtney might live in the suburbs!), another is letting fans in on the exciting details of impending motherhood.

Give us an example, Kendra Wilkinson:

"I've been hornier! We'll be off-roading, and we'll go at it in the bushes somewhere! Or we'll be driving, and he'll pull over. Quickies are the best! If he lasts any more than a couple of minutes, I'm like, I'm done!"

Even when it comes to delivering her son in December, all Kendra can think about is intercourse. She told Us Weekly that husband Hank Baskett is unsure about what to do on the big day.

"At first he said, 'I'll be there next to you but won't watch.' But now he says, 'I want to see the crowning moment.' I'm like, 'Will you have sex with me after seeing this?'"

As for visiting the Playboy Mansion with her little one, Kendra makes it clear she'll be walking through those doors, Crystal Harris and company be damned!

"Hef is a huge part of my life, and I don't care about any other whore there. I care about Hef. He's a good dad, a great person, and I want my child to be around him a little bit."

Follow this article's jump watch a video of Kendra and Kourtney dishing on their pregnancies and taking pictures for a recent photo shoot.

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Fake boobs are good for many things:

Ogling. Squeezing. Landing Playboy spreads.

To the shock of Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian, there's another attribute to breast implants: they can still produce milk!

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, both pregnant women express excitement over the day when their impending babies can suckle from their unnatural knockers. Said Kendra:

"I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"

TMI, Kendra. TMI.

Added Kardashian, who hasn't meant an opportunity to discuss her pregnancy that she failed to embrace:

"They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to."

She also wants to show the world her fake boobs by posing naked while expecting.

Who do you think will have the cuter baby?

With the celebrity gossip world wrapped up in Kourtney Kardashian's pregnancy, Kendra Wilkinson had to do something to get the attention back on her impending child.

So she and husband Hank Baskett gave the future therapy patient a name!

It will be Hank Baskett IV.

"Hank and I have soooo much to do to prepare for our baby's arrival, but one thing we can already cross off our list is coming up with a name," Kendra wrote on her blog. "We've already decided to name our son Hank Baskett IV!!!"

Wilkinson also chopped off a lot of her hair, reasoning that this is a natural step for any expectant mother.

"I really like it... it’s so much easier to manage and in a few months I’m definitely not going to have much time to deal with my hair so this is definitely a great change," she wrote.

No word on whether Kendra and Hank plan on getting a puppy for their son to play with. Probably not, considering Michael Vick is now Baskett's teammate.

Kendra Wilkinson's prediction was totally right (even though she had a 50-50 chance either way): She and husband Hank Baskett are having a boy!

Never one to hesitate from sharing pregnancy updates with us, after her latest doctor's appointment, the former Girls Next Door star blogged:

"Hank and I are having a baby boy!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!"

"When the doctor told me I was like OH MY GOD, I'm going to have a son!!!!! Today is certainly going to be one of the most memorable days of my life!"

We're so happy. And sort of glad we can read, and not hear that reaction.

Kendra is so lucky to be so happy with Hank and a baby boy on the way. As for the dude who got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant, he's still a mystery.

Kendra Wilkinson posted this ultrasound pic on her official site.

The 24-year-old reality star predicted in July, "I still think it's a boy," and noted that the little guy has no choice about one thing: "Whether the little guy is a jock or not, he's definitely going to be a mama's boy."

Also: "There's no doubt he's gonna be a handsome one. Just look at his dad!"

Sniff.

Lastly: "Hank and I can't wait to decorate the nursery and stocking his closet full of teeny tiny Eagles jerseys (and Chargers ones too hahahaha)."

Indeed.

The couple is due December 25. For more of their magical moments from this year, check out our gallery of Kendra Wilkinson wedding pictures.

We love Kendra Wilkinson.

Anyone else her age (24), and with her current career resume (posing naked), we would likely mock for writing a memoir. But we just can't with her.

"I feel like the luckiest girl in the world," she says in a statement released by publisher Simon Spotlight Entertainment, who will publish K-Dubs' book.

"I have a husband I adore, a baby on the way, and my memoir is going to be published!" Best of all, you can read her thoughts and not have to listen to her laugh!

The book - scheduled to hit stores next summer - will explore Wilkinson's childhood, her Playboy years (including her romance with Hugh Hefner), her time with The Girls Next Door and Kendra, and newlywed life with NFL star Hank Baskett.

"The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale capturing the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy models in history," says the release.

Adds Jennifer Bergstrom of Simon Spotlight Entertainment: "Kendra Wilkinson is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique and refreshing."

"It will be a reflection of the woman so many people have fallen in love with."

No word on whether any vintage Kendra Wilkinson nude shots will be in it.

Sure, they're reality stars too. But don't look for expecting parents-to-be Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett to go all Jon and Kate Gosselin on us.

K-Dubs says their baby, due Christmas Day, probably won't be on camera too much if she and Baskett continue starring on her reality show Kendra.

That is a lesson learned from Jon & Kate Plus 8. And we're talking about a lesson learned before Jon left Kate and started banging Hailey Glassman.

"We don't watch that anymore," Kendra tells E! Online. "I watched back when it was good and they weren't all Hollywood. I feel bad for the kids."

"If we do have a show, none of that's going to happen... I want to be able to spend quality time with my child and not give the world too much."

Wow, a star wanting less exposure? What a concept.

The Basketts have no love for the Gosselins. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Looks like she's putting her money where her mouth is, too. Kendra Wilkinson is moving to Philadelphia to be with Hank for the football season.

"I need to get away and hibernate and be a protective mama," the newlywed explained. "I like the energy there, but everyone leaves me alone."

"I feel way more private [in Philly] than here, and that's what I need."

"It's perfect timing," she added of the East Coast winter. "That's where a real Christmas is. I want a real Christmas baby in a real Christmas place!"

After Kendra Wilkinson's baby bump is long gone, the happy couple will eventually land back on the West Coast, however. Going back to the roots.

"We're going to try to get a house to buy and live in with the baby," Kendra said. "We're thinking about San Diego County. Back to where I'm from!"