Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review. Here we look back on the past seven days in entertainment news, celebrity gossip, news and rumors.
Some of the highlights from April 17-23 include ...
- Brooke Mueller reportedly left Charlie Sheen, who is reportedly shacking up with Angelina Tracy, who is reportedly an escort. Reportedly.
- Blair Robinson made like Kayden Nguyen and accused of Steven Seagal of sexual misconduct ... as well as the lamest pickup lines ever.
- Michael Lohan had L.A. County Sheriff's deputies enter Lindsay Lohan's home to remove Ali Lohan. He failed, but vows to continue his crusade to get credit card debt-riddled, possible Rolex thief Lindsay into rehab.
Michael Lohan: Always stirring the pot fighting for his daughter.
- Crystal Bowersox admitted she almost quit American Idol. She went on to give the performance of the year days later. Tim Urban is out.
- Dancing with the Stars bid farewell to Kate Gosselin at last. The crew? Relieved. Will the show say hello to Rachel Uchitel next season?
- Tiger Woods and Jesse James mistresses may star in Celebrity Cheaters. That may displace Sarah Palin's Alaska as the all-time TV low.
- Seth Aaron Henderson won the coveted Project Runway title.
- Ashley Dupre, Playboy cover girl, talked exclusively with THG.
Kate Gosselin shed tears over her Dancing departure. Many did not.
- Larry King's divorce from Shawn Southwick is on hold ... for now. Her alleged lover, Hector Penate, is telling the whole world about that.
- Sandra Bullock supposedly has a master plan to divorce Jesse James. Michelle McGee may have hatched a plan to off Sandra Bullock.
- It looks more and more like a Tiger Woods divorce is a-comin'.
- Gerald Imes admitted he molested Mo'Nique as a kid. Gross.
- All should fear the Tweeting wrath of a bored Spencer Pratt.
- FB dudes want to vote Justin Bieber out of the male gender.
Two of the week's big celebrity break-ups.
- Wedding bells: Christina Applegate married Martyn LeNoble; Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie wed in Vegas; Brangelina may marry for the kids (not).
- Breakup news: Tara Reid and Michael Axtmann called off their wedding; Snooki dumped Emilio Masella via voicemail; Bob Guiney and Rebecca Budig split; Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are over for real this time.
- THG Police blotter: Russell Hantz was arrested for assault; Heather Locklear was charged with a hit-and-run; Gretchen Rossi owes money to some dude; Naomi Campbell beat a cameraman over blood diamond questions.
- Welcome, celebrity baby: Amanda Peet gave birth to her second girl!
- RIP: Lina Marulanda, Colombian model; Guru, legendary hip-hopper.
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