Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie: Married!

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Nik Richie is the dude behind the popular gossip site TheDirty.com. He's also the dude behind Shayne Lamas as we speak - they eloped last night!

She's known him less than a week, but that's cool. Shayne got engaged to Matt Grant on The Bachelor, having known him about that long as well.

Sources close to Shayne Lamas have confirmed that the two made it official at the ever-romantic altar inside Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas.

No word if they've had it annulled yet, but congrats, you kids!

Shayne L.
Nik Richie Mug Shot

Shayne Lamas is now Mrs. Nik Richie!

Little is known about Nik, although it says a lot about a man when an Internet search turns up a mug shot as the first result. Call your lawyer, Shayne?

Who are we kidding, this is likely just a giant stunt for her reality show, Keeping Up with the ... whatever, we forget the name. It just reeks of a hoax.

Either way, the "marriage" has probably been consummated - and we don't say that strictly because we're talking about the oft-nude Shayne Lamas.

According to witnesses, the pair splurged on the "Michael Jordan Package" - a $519 value that includes 36 photos and a DVD copy of the wedding.

You know drop that kind of coin unless you're going all the way. Well, unless you're Britney Spears and then you dump Jason Alexander 55 hours later.

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Ewwwww this guy is sooooooooooo freakin UGLY!!!!!.......no wonder he talks bad stuff about other people to feel good about himself........he's so troll looking Hehehe

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HAHAHA I bet nik was the arab nerd with a unibrow that even the desperate uglies wouldnt touch. Awwww an now he makes fun of them. Hes just a snake who cant stick up for himnself and goes through the computer to put people down. Come up to Deadmonton an see how much of a welcome you get homie. Lol you always will be a loser to me. P.S no harm intended to tha arabs, Id blame mommas boy up there

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Haha u dare pass judgement on others when you look like a desease ridden maggot with nothing but a puke face and who can only get white trash for a wife??? haha way togo karma is a bitch u butt ass ugly loser!

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Nik, how dare you say such awful things about people on the dirty. I can see if you were Fine, but you look like a mix from a Mexican wanna be gang member to a reject from Iran, you are beyond UGLY

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He just looks dirty, nasty and ugly.

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This is so obviously a publicity stunt. Think they'll time the annulment/divorce to coincide with Lorenzo's upcoming nuptials/ dumping of his most current fiance?

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I WOULD WATCH RERUNS OF HER TV SHOW ANYDAY OVER EVER WATCHING FAKE KHATE G. NEW SHOW!

Shayne Lamas Quotes

It was a fairytale proposal like I’ve always dreamed about. I forgot that there [were] cameras around. In that moment, it was just Matt and I and it was the most amazing moment of my entire life.

Shayne Lamas [on proposal by Matt Grant]

There’s still a lot of growing to do in our relationship. We will not tie the knot until I am mentally and physically prepared as well as Matt.

Shayne Lamas