Prince William

Families feud.

It's a fact of life so universal that Steve Harvey invented the television just so he could create a game show base on that premise.

These are tough times for members of the British Royal Family.

Now, if you hit the lights every time you hear footsteps in the hall because you're three weeks behind on your rent, you might be feeling that "tough times" is a relative term -- and you would be right -- but hear us out:

For centuries, the members of the British Royal Family prided themselves on their ability to maintain a "stiff upper lip" in the face of adversity. 

Be it the death of Princess Diana or rumors of marital discord between Prince William and Kate Middleton, the royal response remained the same:

Prince William and Kate Middleton have made it official:

They really despise Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

I must say, I don't think air transportation has ever been as stressful of a matter as it is right now for the royal family. 

After Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were recently under fire for taking private jets on vacation, Prince William and Kate Middleton are now flying (eek!) commercial. 

At this point, it feels like Kate Middleton and Prince William have been together since the days when royal life consisted of huge turkey legs, goblets of mead, and good old-fashioned beheadings.

In reality, however, it's been 18 years since Will and Kate started dating, and only 8 years since they got married.

For months now, we've been hearing rumors about a feud between Prince William and Prince Harry.

The causes for the alleged dispute vary wildly from one source to the next, but insiders seem to concur that there's some bad blood between the two princes.

Last week, Prince William celebrated his 37th birthday.

It was a relatively low-key affair (by royal birthday standards), but all of the important figures in the future king's life paid their respects.

For months now, reports of a feud between Prince William and Prince Harry have been dominating British tabloid headlines.

Alleged causes of the spat vary from one outlet to the next, but the consensus seems to be that the formerly close brothers had a falling out sometime in the past two years.

Back in April, reports that Prince William had been caught cheating on Kate Middleton scandalized the royal family.

And the more details that emerged, the uglier the situation became.

We probably don't need to tell you that the members of the British Royal Family tend to favor the old school way of doing things.

These are people who still own scepters, crowns, and those long, wooly cape things, after all.

Donald Trump was in the UK this week, and based on the photos from his various social engagements it looks his efforts to reinforce tired old stereotypes about ugly Americans stopped just short of showing up to royal banquets with Big Mac secret sauce on his tie.

Granted, the Brits aren't exactly known for their effusive displays of affection but the Donald received a chilly reception even by royal family standards.