Paris Hilton

Remember back in the day when Paris Hilton was the most talked-about celebrity of them all?

Man, how times have changed ...

We've officially come full, scantily-clad circle.

Many years ago, Paris Hilton sky-rocketed to the top of the A-List after starring in a sex tape titled 1 Night in Paris.

It's official:

Chris Zylka wants to spend more than just one night in Paris.

Hey, remember how Paris Hilton defended Trump, calling him "respectful" and "sweet" as if she'd only met a Trump from an alternate universe? Unfortunately, we remember.

She's been slammed for her comments, because ... they were terrible. The interview turns out to have been from a year ago, but still.

Over the weekend, white supremacist protests in Charlottesville, Virginia shocked the nation and claimed the lives of three Americans.

Among the departed was 32-year-old Heather Heyer who was on hand to peacefully demonstrate against the hate and bigotry ravaging her town.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan teased an epic reunion with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears? It gave us all flashbacks of simpler times, when Paris Hilton's squad ruled the party scenes.

Paris Hilton saw what we craved, and she's giving it to us. And by "it," we mean a series of throwback photos from the good ol' days, captioned: "Good Times in Ibiza with @KimKardashian & @CarolineDamore #GirlsTrip2006."

Back in 2007 -- which we're told wasn't 3 years ago but in fact 10, somehow -- Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan had some outrageous misadventures that were impossible to ignore.

Well now it sounds like the dream team is coming back together!

It appears as if Chris Zylka has spent at least one night in Paris.

Hilton, that is.

Paris Hilton is rich, white, and probably thinks the Paris Agreement refers to her and Rick Salomon's decision to pretend her sex tape was leaked accidentally.

So it's no big surprise that she voted for Donald Trump.

Remember that time you turned to your friend and said, "there aren't enough great documentaries about socialites with zero interpersonal skills...?"

Well, you're in luck, because America's least-favorite heiress is taking part in a documentary about her life.