Kim Kardashian is famous for making a sex tape, having large breasts and a firm grasp of social media. That sums it up.
Over the weekend, Kanye West posted a rant declaring that God would reunite him with Kim Kardashian.
It's not hard to work out why he's feeling that way: Kim has moved on.
As it turns out, Kanye West is just like the rest of us.
We may not be as talented of a rapper.
Well, folks, it's official.
After weeks of rumors and speculation, we now know that Kim Kardashian and Peter Davidson are dating.
According to multiple outlets, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are going steady.
(We're very sorry, Kanye West. You might wanna stop reading right about now.)
When news of a possible Kim Kardashian-Pete Davidson relationship first began to circulate, the rumors seemed almost too perfect to be true.
Davidson, as you likely know, has long enjoyed a reputation as one of Hollywood's leading ladies men, and when Kim hosted Saturday Night Live last month, jokes that she would be the next to fall under his spell were a frequent sight on social media.
As you likely have heard about by now, Scott Disick will never follow Kourtney Kardashian into the bedroom ever again for some hanky panky.
Not after his multiple-time baby mama accepted a proposal last month from Travis Barker.
Kanye West once sang about how Jesis walks.
Now, however?
Earlier today, we reported on the exciting news that Paris Hilton has gotten married to Carter Reum.
Naturally, the wedding was a star-studded affair with many of Paris' A-list friends in attendance.
Even though Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are divorcing, Ye himself isn't quite acting like it.
Between reportedly being mad about Pete Davidson to still calling her his "wife," it feels like he hasn't gotten the memo.
Last time we checked on him, Kanye West was insisting that he never received any divorce papers from Kim Kardashian.
In a podcast interview, the rapper insisted that he was shocked to hear his estranged wife describe herself as "divorced" during the monologue she delivered while hosting SNL last month.
When Kim Kardashian married Kanye West, we're sure she received many warnings about the rapper's infamously outspoken demeanor.
Kim has never been shy about sharing intimate details of her life, of course, but she likes to do so on her own terms, and when Kanye is involved, there's never any guarantee that anyone's privacy will be respected.
Kim Kardashian has broken her silence on a true catastrophe.
A true catastrophe that indirectly involves her family.
Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian aren't even trying to hide it at this point.
Much to Kanye West's chagrin, we're sure.
It's not uncommon for Kanye West to say things that lead us to believe he's lost touch with reality.
Usually, when the rapper starts spewing nonsense, it's easy to dismiss what he says as the ramblings of a man who's been driven insane by the size of his own ego.
Kanye West has finally spoken out about his divorce from Kim Kardashian.
The rapper, however, would probably take issue with this opening sentence.
Truly, we hate to take aim at the Kardashian clan on this, the day of Kris Jenner's birthday.
But there has been a startling revelation in the world of Britney Spears' battle for freedom.
At this point, it comes as no surprise when Pete Davidson hooks up with an A-list female celeb.
The list of singers and actresses who have been taken in by the SNL star's "BDE" is a veritable who's who of Hollywood's most eligible bachelorettes, and Pete's stock continues to rise with each new short-lived relationship.
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson just added fuel to all the romantic fire floating around the Internet about them.
As you've very likely heard by now, the Instagram influencer and comedian held hands last week while on board a roller coaster at a farm in California.
Over Halloween weekend (Halloweekend, if you will), Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson were seen holding hands.
Despite a lack of official confirmation that they're in a serious relationship, the world is excitedly celebrating a "new couple alert."
Big news over the weekend about a celebrity with an allegedly big d-ck:
Pete Davidson may be sleeping with Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian may have moved on from a man with a very big ego to a man with a very big...
... instrument of affection.
It's only Tuesday, but it's already been quite an eventful week for Kanye West.
For starters, he'll no longer be known as Kanye West.
For a while there, it looked like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would surprise us all by finalizing their divorce with minimal drama.
The couple has billions in assets to divide and four kids together, but somehow, despite Kanye's infamous temper, it looked like they would go their separate ways without anything too bizarre happening.
It's been eight months since Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kanye West, and it looks like the long-anticipated division or property is finally underway.
We see a lot of high profile divorces in the world of celebrity gossip, but rarely is there quite so much at stake.
