Kim Kardashian is famous for making a sex tape, having large breasts and a firm grasp of social media. That sums it up.
It's been a difficult quarantine for Kim Kardashian.
This may be stating the obvious, considering how millions of people are basically stuck at home these days, but it seems especially true for the former Ray J sex tape co-star.
Last week, we reported on Kim Kardashian's net worth.
And as you may have guessed, Kim is really, really, really rich.
The news that Kim Kardashian is worth a lot of money probably won't come as much of a shock to you.
But the latest report on just how much money Kim is raking in might have you picking your jaw up off the floor.
It was Mother's Day on Sunday (yes, if you forgot, it's officially too late to try and make up for it with a belated edible arrangement), and like quarantined moms all over the world, Kim Kardashian celebrated as best she could while in isolation.
And naturally, Kim couldn't let the day go by without paying tribute to her iconic momager, Kris Jenner.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's marriage has always been one of the more mysterious celebrity couplings.
They have four kids together, and we believe Kim when she says she and Kanye are "obsessed with each other."
Jokes about the Kardashians and plastic surgery are like the coronavirus -- they're everywhere; it seems like they've always been everywhere; and we're starting to think they might never go away.
But while everyone agrees that Kylie Jenner has transformed into a different person, and Khloe Kardashian has sculpted her figure to perfectly match the dimensions of a Barbie doll, Kim's "work" has generally been far more subtle than the procedures her sisters have undergone.
It's hard to believe, given her perennially youthful appearance, but Kourtney Kardashian turned 41 over the weekend.
Sadly, like just about everyone celebrating a birthday in April of 2020, Kourtney was forced to do so from the safety of quarantine -- but that didn't prevent her family from finding creative ways to mark the occasion!
In some ways, the coronavirus is a lot like the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
They both spread worldwide way faster than anyone could have imagined, and they both made old people want to lock he doors and never again set foot outside.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
On the Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 18 premiere, Kim took a break from trashing Taylor Swift to, instead, throw some serious shade at her own sister.
Now that every headline is about pandemics and global financial crises, it can be comforting to reflect on a time when the Kim Kardashian sex tape was big news.
For those of you who are too young to remember, allow us to set the stage:
Sometimes, beef has no expiration date.
That certainly seems to be the case with Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift, whose never-ending feud reared its ugly head yet again this week.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that if you are here, you've already tuned in to Netflix's new docuseries Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness that dropped on Friday, March 20.
Also going to assume that, like me, you came for the cute baby tigers and stayed for the mess.
Kim Kardashian has taken to Twitter to slam Taylor Swift as a snake and a liar.
Yes. Again.
Late last year, we learned that Kourtney Kardashian had reached her breaking point with her sisters and with KUWTK.
Now, she's shading her sisters, and their falling out has been years in the making.
Late last year, after Kourtney Kardashian reached her breaking point, she announced that she would take a reduced role on the family show.
But that doesn't mean that she's done with drama. In fact, it sounds like she and Kim were filmed having an actual, physical fight.
Though reports say that Kim Kardashian may already be planning baby #5, she has her hands full with North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm.
But Kim has become increasingly convinced that Psalm is her late father, Robert Kardashian, reincarnated.
According to a recent report that may or may not be accurate, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are seeing a sex therapist because their marriage has become boring, dull and orgasm-free.
According to Kim Kardashian herself, meanwhile, she's very serious about becoming a lawyer!
Being married to Kanye West means facing a lot of unique challenges.
After all, other couples might be forced to deal with the conflict between a status-obsessed egomaniac and an overly pious holy roller, but with Kanye, you find both of those obnoxious personalities within the same cranium.
Whether you love him or hate him, in at least one respect, you really have to give it up to Kanye West:
The man never tires of imagining new and baffling ways to prove to the world how crazy he is.
