Jennifer Lopez: Check THIS Out! I'm F--king Ben Affleck!
Yup, you guys.
She's f--king Ben Affleck.
Jennifer Lopez is divorced from Marc Anthony and the mother of twins. She's also enjoyed a revived music career thanks to her gig as an...
Yup, you guys.
She's f--king Ben Affleck.
Folks, it's really happening.
When we first learned that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were hooking up again, we assumed it would be nothing more than a rebound fling.
Alex Rodriguez may have struck out with Jennifer Lopez.
But the past is in the past, you know?
Well, by now, you've almost certainly caught wind of the most unexpected celebrity reconciliation in recent memory.
Yes, it's looking more and more like Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are actually dating and not just engaging in some guilty pleasure ex sex.
When Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez broke up, it was widely assumed that the Yankee legend's wandering eye factored into the split.
That later turned out to be at least partially true, as Jen was reportedly less than thrilled when she learned about the "emotional affair" between A-Rod and Madison LeCroy.
It really appears to be happening, you guys.
Jennifer Lopez warned us, guys.
She said years ago not to be fooled by the rocks that she's got because she's just (she's just...) Jenny from the Block.
It's been over a month since we first learned that Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez have ended their engagement.
While both J-Lo and A-Rod are known to jealously guard their privacy, the reason for their split appeared to be pretty obvious.
If you were born any later than the mid-'90s then you missed out on some unforgettable cultural phenomena.
Sure, you're in the full flower of youth, and your best days are still ahead of you, but you'll never know the anticipatory joy of walking into a neon-lit Blockbuster store on a Friday night, or the unfettered glee that comes with crafting the perfect AIM away message
It is, at long last, official:
Alex Rodriguez has struck out with Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez may or may not be romantically involved.
But one thing is for certain:
No one was really surprised when Jennifer Lopez dumped Alex Rodriguez last week.
After all, the Yankee legend retired from baseball back in 2016, but he still spends a lot of time playing the field, if you know what we mean.
Alex Rodriguez may have pleasured himself to the sight of Madison LeCroy's naked body over a FaceTime call when he was engaged to Jennifer Lopez.
The news shot around the Internet on Friday, like a line drive off the bat of Alex Rodriguez during his playing days:
Jennifer Lopez had broken up with the former steroid-injecting slugger.
So much for Alex Rodriguez hitting a grand slam in the romance department.
As it turns out, likely due to some very poor judgment on his part, the disgraced former Major League Baseball player tried to swing for the fences -- but ended up missing in public and embarrassing fashion.
Jennifer Lopez once claimed, via a very popular song, that her love doesn't cost a thing.
This may be true.
You couldn't dream up a celebrity couple more perfect for one another than Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez.
They're both New York-born icons of Latino descent who are so famous that the entire world knows them by just three or four letters.
David Cruz, Jennifer Lopez'a very serious ex-boyfriend and someone who started dating the superstar when she was just 15 years old, died on Saturday.
He was 51 years old.
If you watched Super Bowl LIV on Sunday night, you bore witness to two epic battles between living legends at the height of their powers:
One was between Patrick Mahomes and Jimmy Garoppolo, while the other pitted Shakira against Jennifer Lopez.
Let's get two things out of the way up front, shall we?
FIRST, Shakira and Jennifer Lopez are extremely talented at singing and dancing.
Last night, two generational talents took the field to do battle in front of an audience of 100 million Americans.
We're talking, of course, about Shakira and Jennifer Lopez.
Well, Super Bowl LIV is in the books, and the Lombardi Trophy is headed to Kansas City for the first time in 50 years.
Er ... that's Kansas City, Missouri, Mr. President. Not Kansas.
One has hips that refuse to lie.
The other has a fiance who has lied to the public and Major League Baseball on numerous occasions.