Jennifer Lopez: Check THIS Out! I'm F--king Ben Affleck!
Yup, you guys.
She's f--king Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck is Jennifer Garner's husband. He's also an actor that may actually have a brighter future as a director. Either way, he's a...
Yup, you guys.
She's f--king Ben Affleck.
Folks, it's really happening.
When we first learned that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were hooking up again, we assumed it would be nothing more than a rebound fling.
Alex Rodriguez may have struck out with Jennifer Lopez.
But the past is in the past, you know?
Well, by now, you've almost certainly caught wind of the most unexpected celebrity reconciliation in recent memory.
Yes, it's looking more and more like Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are actually dating and not just engaging in some guilty pleasure ex sex.
When Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez broke up, it was widely assumed that the Yankee legend's wandering eye factored into the split.
That later turned out to be at least partially true, as Jen was reportedly less than thrilled when she learned about the "emotional affair" between A-Rod and Madison LeCroy.
It really appears to be happening, you guys.
Jennifer Lopez warned us, guys.
She said years ago not to be fooled by the rocks that she's got because she's just (she's just...) Jenny from the Block.
If you were born any later than the mid-'90s then you missed out on some unforgettable cultural phenomena.
Sure, you're in the full flower of youth, and your best days are still ahead of you, but you'll never know the anticipatory joy of walking into a neon-lit Blockbuster store on a Friday night, or the unfettered glee that comes with crafting the perfect AIM away message
Someone get Ben Affleck an extra helping of Dunkin Donuts.
Whether you're a sexual partner or a big-budget superhero franchise, it's hard to keep Ben Affleck interested for long.
The former Batfleck often gives the impression that he's looking to settle down, and possibly even get married a second time.
At first glance, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas may not seem to have much in common, but on closer inspection, they're two peas in a pod.
Ana's character in Knives Out couldn't lie without throwing up, while Ben spent much of the past two decades either lying or throwing up!
Among today's Hollywood A-listers, you'd be hard-pressed to find a more compelling study in contrasts than Ben Affleck.
The 47-year-old has reached career heights that most actors and directors only dream of.
Back in October, Ben Affleck got drunk at a Halloween party.
This wouldn't be a big deal were it not for the fact that Ben has been battling alcoholism for most of his adult life.
As you've likely heard by now, Ben Affleck got drunk at a Halloween party and was spotted stumbling through a parking lot afterward.
Normally, this would not be a big deal.
On Saturday night, Ben Affleck got drunk at a Halloween party and was spotted stumbling through the parking lot on his way home.
Thankfully, the Oscar-winner wasn't driving, but the incident still sparked concern due to Affleck's well-documented history of alcoholism.
In some ways, recovery must be harder for celebrities.
After all, most 47-year-old divorced alcoholic dads probably have to be on their best behavior at all times when they re-enter the singles scene, lest they morph into walking red flags right before their dates' eyes.
It's been more than a year since Ben Affleck's latest stint in rehab, and those who know the actor best say that he's been taking his recovery very seriously during that time.
Sadly, addiction is a complex and persistent disease, and sometimes, the best intentions and the best possible support network are not enough to keep it at bay.
Oh, how the Batfleck has fallen.
It wasn't all that long ago that Ben Affleck was speeding around the city at top speed, crashing through plate glass windows and punching out villains. He also played Batman!
It wasn't all that long ago that each new report about Ben Affleck seemed to indicate that the Oscar winner was inching perilously close to the kind of rock bottom from which he would never bounce back.
Fortunately, these days, we have nothing but good news to report on the Batfleck front.
Usually, new news about a Hollywood divorce means that one partner has decided to financially destroy the other.
But it appears that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have chosen to take a page from Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's playbook.
Folks, it's our regrettable duty to inform you that love is well and truly dead.
The concept of mutual romantic affection had a good run of about 200,000 years or so, but it left this mortal coil at exactly 2:54 on Thursday afternoon.
Well, it's official, folks -- Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus are back together.
We've known that for a while, but the couple obviously felt as though they needed to keep up the charade of a platonic friendship for a few weeks.