Ben Affleck is Jennifer Garner's husband. He's also an actor that may actually have a brighter future as a director. Either way, he's a...
Ben Affleck on Twitter: I Love My Fugly Tattoos!
It's been a tough few months in the life of Ben Affleck.
Come to think of it, it's been a tough couple years for Beantown Benny, but for brevity's sake, we'll stick to the more recent misfortunes.
Ben Affleck & Lindsay Shookus: Back Together After Low-Key Split?!
It's been a rough few weeks for Ben Affleck, aka Batfleck, aka Beantown Benny, aka He of the Horrendous the Back Tatt That Looks Like Something From A Blacklight Poster in a Head Shop.
For one thing, the whole world has been roasting Affleck's tattoo for the very good reason that it's the ugliest sight anyone has laid eyes on since that time Trump went golfing in white shorts.
Matt Damon to Ben Affleck: Your Tattoo is Ugly AF, Bruh
Back in 2015, the world first marveled at the hideousness that is Ben Affleck's giant back tattoo.
Many breathed a deep sigh of relief when Affleck revealed that the tattoo is fake and that he covered a massive segment of his torso with a goofy-ass cartoon phoenix for the sake of a movie.
Jennifer Garner Fights With Ben Affleck in Public
Rare is the Hollywood actor whose personal life is more dramatic than the roles he plays onscreen.
In the case of Ben Affleck, the gap is so wide that we wish he'd put this Batman nonsense to rest and focus on producing a livestreaming, 24-hour, Truman Show-esque documentary about his day-to-day existence.