The Bachelor

The Bachelor is still nearly two months away from its premiere, but to the surprise of no one, The Bachelor spoilers are in full swing.

We hereby invite you to come inside our spoilers page for the latest on the new season, ironically starring a man who's never come ins-

As has been explained and detailed many times over the past few months, Colton Underwood has never been inside a woman.

But ABC has now announced the date on which he'll premiere inside The Bachelor Mansion as the lead star in this ever-popular franchise.

Months ago on The Bachelor, Arie Luyendyk Jr. asked Lauren Burnham to accept his final rose. (Well, sort of.)

Now, Arie Luyendyk Jr. has asked Lauren Burnham to accept something else:

The ongoing wildfires in California have thus far caused over 250,000 people to evacuate and led to the tragic deaths of nine people.

So the fate of the house in which The Bachelor films each season is very obviously a tiny deal by comparison.

Last month, the Bachelor in Paradise finale was marred by a cheating scandal. Jenna Cooper and Jordan Kimball won ... and then all hell broke loose.

Alleged texts say that Jenna was cheating, but she swears that she's a victim of fraud -- and says she can prove it.

Cristy Caserta, a woman who vied for the heart of Brad Womack on The Bachelor Season 15, passed away unexpectedly on Thursday after suffering an apparent seizure.

She was 38 years old.

A couple of previous leading men have warned that Colton Underwood will hate being the Bachelor. It's a harder job than it seems.

But the The Bachelor Spoilers that we're hearing about Colton's season is painting a different picture.

Back in June, Bachelor Villain (or perhaps misunderstood Bachelor Hero?) Corinne Olympios lamented that The Bachelorette totally sucks now.

Well, it sounds like she's not feeling super optimistic about The Bachelor, either, with Colton Underwood as the leading man.

Dean Unglert is best known for having made a self-admitted a$$ out of himself on Bachelor on Paradise.

But the ABC personality is here with a dire warning for anyone who is excited about Colton Underwood as the network's next Bachelor...