As you're probably aware, Peter Weber is still dating Kelley Flanagan following one of the most random twist endings in Bachelor history.
Against all odds, the relationship is getting serious, and we learned this week that Peter and Kelley are planning to move to New York together.
There's something strange going on within Bachelor Nation.
The folks who have starred in some iteration of The Bachelor and/or The Bachelorette seem to have lost all interest in dating civilians, and now, they're only hooking up with people who have once given or received a rose in the presence of Chris Harrison.
Madison Prewett has admitted that her heart isn't ready to date again after Peter Weber.
Worse than the breakup, perhaps, was her feud with Peter's mom. How does she feel about Barb these days?
Suffice it to say that Madison Prewett and Pete Weber didn't have the cleanest breakup in the world.
Pete has moved on (and then some) with Kelley Flanagan. What's next for Madison?
As a result of production delays caused by the coronavirus pandemic, we really have no idea when Clare Crawley's season of The Bachelorette will debut.
Fortunately, there's no end of off-camera Bachelor Nation drama to tide us over in the meantime!
Nick Viall simply does not have time for Madison Prewett.
Or, to be a little more specific and accurate, Nick Viall simply does not have time for what he believes to be Madison Prewett's total and complete BS.
What can we say about Peter Weber that hasn't already been said by the millions of viewers who were supremely annoyed by his wishy-washy indecisiveness during the most recent season of The Bachelor?
Was Peter the worst Bachelor in the show's history? That's still up for debate.
We guess it was only a matter of time before the situation turned ugly.
Breaking hearts is a necessary part of being the Bachelor, but Peter Weber took that unfortunate job requirement to unnecessary extremes, putting vulnerable women through the emotional wringer like no other star in the series' history.
We've known for several weeks now that Peter Weber and Kelley Flanagan are dating, and the situation is weird for a number of reasons.
For starters, we're in the midst of a global pandemic, these two live in completely different regions of the country, and yet somehow, they spend way more time hanging out than most new couples.
For weeks now, we've known that Peter Weber is dating Kelley Flanagan and spending all of his free time at her Chicago apartment.
(As a pilot, Peter is considered an essential worker, and must continue flying the friendly skies amid the pandemic.)
Every year, Chris Harrison promises that Bachelor fans are in for the most dramatic season finale ever.
And with Peter Weber's season, he might have actually been telling the truth.
Well, the dust from Peter Weber's disastrous season of The Bachelor has mostly settled, and the principal players have returned to their respective corners of the country.
But there's still some unfinished business to attend to, and not all of it has to do with the absolutely bonkers fact that Peter appears to be dating Kelley Flanagan.
As you're probably aware, Madison Prewett and Peter Weber broke up just two days after they appeared together on The Bachelor's After the Final Rose special and announced their intention to give their relationship a go -- despite the full-throated disapproval of Peter's mother.
Actually, it might be more accurate to say Peter and Madison never dated at all.
When Madison Prewett issued her no-sex ultimatum to Peter Weber during his season of The Bachelor, she drew a lot of comparisons to a famously chaste contestant from the franchise's recent past.
As you may recall, Luke Parker from Hannah Brown's season became irate when he learned that Brown had slept with other men during her Fantasy Suite dates.
Madison Prewett may have officially moved on from Peter Weber.
But not from Bachelor Nation.
The way everyone is piling on Pilot Pete these days, we almost feel bad for the guy.
In fact, we might be able to muster some genuine sympathy if it weren't for the fact that he toyed with two women's emotions on national TV and generally wasted everybody's time.
Peter Weber and Madison Prewett sort warned us, didn't they?
Yes, The Bachelor and his runner-up got together on a Tuesday night and then broke up on a Thursday evening, splitting after a mere 48 hours as a quasi couple.
Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor closed out with some heated controversy, as well as some lingering questions that left the show's fanbase deeply divided:
Was it the worst season ever?
As previously reported, the totally expected has happened:
Poor Peter Weber was just not ready for any of this. His romance with Madison Prewett are already over.
Now, Hannah Brown is cheering on Hannah Ann for whatever she does next. But she's not as friendly when it comes to Madi. ...
Peter Weber and Madison Prewett will not make it down the aisle.
Heck, Peter Weber and Madison Prewett will not even make it to their one-week anniversary.
If you caught this week's two-part finale, you know that Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor certainly wasn't light on surprises.
If, somehow, you're still in the dark, here's the world's shortest recap:
