Queen Elizabeth II

According to a new report, someone out there thinks Meghan Markle has a pretty serious attitude problem.

And here's the thing:

Back in May, Meghan Markle married Prince Harry in front of an audience of millions.

The newlywed phase is a famously happy time for any couple, and as a bonus, Meghan recently became royalty.

When Meghan Markle married Prince Harry back in May, she instantly became the Duchess of Sussex.

It's a slightly better situation than when you got married and instantly became burdened by someone else's student loan debt and sh-tty credit score.

We're sure being royalty has its perks.

You get to call people peasants and sit in the fanciest chairs ... all-in-all, it's probably a pretty sweet gig.

When Meghan Markle married Prince Harry last month, her father was not in attendance.

It's still not entirely clear why Thomas Markle chose to stay home rather than watch his daughter become freakin' royalty, but not surprisingly, it seems he now regrets the decision.

In terms of twists of fate that are universally fantasized about, becoming royalty is right up there with winning the lotto or receiving an owl delivery informing you that you've been accepted to Hogwarts.

And like so many Power Ball victors and budding wizards before her, Meghan Markle is learning that the reality is far more complicated than the dream.

It's been less than three weeks since Meghan Markle and Prince Harry got married, but the couple isn't wasting any time when it comes to the business of starting a family.

We've known from the start that Harry and Meghan want to have kids ASAP, but now the issue is somewhat complicated by those stodgy Brits and their dodgy rules about inheritance.

As you've no doubt heard by now, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be married in less than two months.

The couple began dating in 2016, and they obviously haven't wasted any time in rushing to the altar.

The Queen has spoken, folks.

In an official statement issues on Wednesday, Queen Elizabeth II basically looked at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, considered their affection for one another and said the following:

Call us crazy, but we think this whole Meghan Markle-Prince Harry relationship is getting pretty serious.

We got this inkling back when the two first got together... and then it grew stronger last summer after Harry released a public statement that asks trolls to leave his girlfriend alone.

While often seen as traditional, Queen Elizabeth II has always proven that even she can break from tradition when she chooses.

Is she planning to do so again in the most unexpected of ways - by retiring from the throne she has held for nearly 65 years?

Meghan Markle is a divorced American newcomer, poised to marry into the British Royal Family. Kate Middleton is pregnant with yet another hair to the crown.

As much as Kensington Palace tries to quash rumors of a feud between Kate and Meghan, people notice when one woman is stealing another's spotlight.