Unexpected (and rather suspicious) news out of London today, as The Sun is reporting that Meghan Markle will no longer be permitted to wear jewelry from the royal collection that had previously belonged to Princess Diana.
Interestingly, the report indicates that the ban applies only to Meghan -- and Kate Middleton is still allowed to wear Lady Di's jewels.
Marrying into the British Royal Family is a unique -- and uniquely daunting -- experience.
Sure, your new royal title comes with its fair share of perks, but in many ways, your life is no longer your own.
This week, Thomas Markle lamented that Meghan had ghosted him, and announced that only Queen Elizabeth II can mend his broken family.
We now know that this disgusting betrayal of Meghan's boundaries may have ruined his chances of reconciliation.
According to a new report, someone out there thinks Meghan Markle has a pretty serious attitude problem.
And here's the thing:
Back in May, Meghan Markle married Prince Harry in front of an audience of millions.
The newlywed phase is a famously happy time for any couple, and as a bonus, Meghan recently became royalty.
When Meghan Markle married Prince Harry back in May, she instantly became the Duchess of Sussex.
It's a slightly better situation than when you got married and instantly became burdened by someone else's student loan debt and sh-tty credit score.
We're sure being royalty has its perks.
You get to call people peasants and sit in the fanciest chairs ... all-in-all, it's probably a pretty sweet gig.
When Meghan Markle married Prince Harry last month, her father was not in attendance.
It's still not entirely clear why Thomas Markle chose to stay home rather than watch his daughter become freakin' royalty, but not surprisingly, it seems he now regrets the decision.
In terms of twists of fate that are universally fantasized about, becoming royalty is right up there with winning the lotto or receiving an owl delivery informing you that you've been accepted to Hogwarts.
And like so many Power Ball victors and budding wizards before her, Meghan Markle is learning that the reality is far more complicated than the dream.
It's been less than three weeks since Meghan Markle and Prince Harry got married, but the couple isn't wasting any time when it comes to the business of starting a family.
We've known from the start that Harry and Meghan want to have kids ASAP, but now the issue is somewhat complicated by those stodgy Brits and their dodgy rules about inheritance.
As you've no doubt heard by now, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be married in less than two months.
The couple began dating in 2016, and they obviously haven't wasted any time in rushing to the altar.
