On August 17, cops were called to the home of Javi Marroquin and Lauren Comeau.
Javi and Lauren broke up shortly thereafter, so it was widely assumed that the police presence had to do with a nasty fight involving the former couple.
That assumption proved to be correct, but even the most hardcore Javi haters couldn't have predicted how bonkers the situation really was.
We now know that Javi was caught cheating on Lauren.
Not only that, the infidelity allegedly took place during a party at their home while Lauren was sleeping upstairs.
At first, there was widespread speculation about the identity of Marroquin's side-piece.
Surely, he wouldn't risk it all just for some rando, right?
He must be engaged in a clandestine affair with one of his famous exes, the public reasoned.
But believe it or not, Javi was caught getting on with some single mom who attends the Crossfit gym he owns in Dover, Delaware.
As for Kailyn Lowry and Briana DeJesus, they want to make one thing very clear -- they're 100 percent done with Javi and his shenanigans.
Kail initially put Javi on blast, claiming that he accused her of leaking his cheating secrets to the press.
She later eased off an vowed not to comment on the situation further.
"Even though I've said things in the past, it's not my place to comment on their relationship or issues," Lowry tweeted.
Briana DeJesus, on the other hand, wants the whole world to know that she dodged a bullet:
And it seems that like every well-informed, red-blooded American, Bri gets her news from the most trusted name in celebrity dirt-digging.
On Thursday, your friends at The Hollywood Gossip published an article on the latest developments in the Javi scandal.
We gave it the straightforward title of "Javi Marroquin: Caught Banging One of His Crossfit Students While Lauren Comeau Slept Upstairs," because we care about you, and we think you're mature enough to handle the truth.
As the folks at E! News point out, Briana posted a screenshot of our headline, along with a refreshingly candid caption:
"Really man?! #ThankGodIGotOut," she wrote.
Perhaps feeling that she was guilty of kicking her ex while he was already down, Briana later deleted the pic.
Still, she made her feelings abundantly clear in the time that the post was live.
Sure, Briana is single now, having recently split from John Rodriguez.
But she's once again reminding the denizens of Teen Mom Nation that her relationship with Javi was not a healthy one, and she feels fortunate to have escaped when she did.
We're guessing Lauren Comeau will soon feel the same.