Back in October, we learned that Javi Marroquin tried to have sex with Kailyn Lowry in a gas station parking lot.
The story was already pretty gross -- especially considering Javi was engaged to Lauren Comeau at the time -- but this week we found it was only the tip of the iceberg.
At one time or another, all of the stars of the Teen Mom universe have experienced some sort of baby daddy drama.
But perhaps none of them have endured as much BS at the hands of their exes as Briana DeJesus.
So you know how Briana DeJesus doesn't always say the right thing or make the best choices?
If you're even aware that Briana exists, then you surely know those things.
If you've been keeping up with Teen Mom news, then you surely know that Briana DeJesus is currently not getting along with Devoin Austin.
Like, at all.
Have you been keeping up with the great big feud between Briana DeJesus and the first baby daddy, Devoin Austin?
If not, we don't blame you -- it's been a lot to keep up with, and it's been super, super messy.
The Teen Mom franchise has introduced us to at least a dozen loser deadbeat dads over the years.
Most of these men seem to realize, on some level, that they suck, even if they defend their actions in the face of criticism.
Tuesday's episode of Teen Mom 2 found Briana DeJesus behaving in secretive fashion.
She was planning a trip to Puerto Rico, and while she was willing to admit that a man was involved, she wasn't willing to offer much else in the way of information.
Over the summer, there were rumors about the possibility of Briana DeJesus quitting Teen Mom 2.
These weren't third-hand unconfirmed reports, either -- the news came directly from Briana, who went off on her MTV bosses in an epic Twitter tirade.
Briana DeJesus has never been one to hold back her true feelings.
But for the sake of hammering out a civil co-parenting relationship in the future, she may want to start containing her emotions while publicly discussing her relationships with the fathers of her two daughters.
Well, these are tense times for everyone, and it seems that's doubly true of Kailyn Lowry,
As you've likely heard by now, Lowry was arrested for assaulting Chris Lopez in September, and it seems she's deeply concerned about the potential legal consequences that may follow.
Last month, we learned that Briana DeJesus is dating a guy named Javi.
No, it's not Javi Marroquin, but a new Javi who has been sucked into Bri's whirlwind life.
It's only been a week since Briana DeJesus quit Teen Mom 2 during an angry Twitter tirade directed at the show's producers.
But as most fans predicted at the time, she didn't make good on that threat.
As we reported on Tuesday, Briana DeJesus quit Teen Mom 2 during a furious Twitter tirade directed at MTV and the show's producers.
The exact cause of her frustrations was unclear, and many speculated that she was upset with the decision to focus so much of the current season on the storyline in which Briana contracted a STD during a one-night stand with her ex.
As she made evident in a string of angry Tweets this week, Briana DeJesus had had it with... pretty much everybody.
The MTV personality blasted Teen Mom 2 producers and co-stars in the sort of rant that would make Kanye West proud, seemingly quitting the program in the process.
Well, it looks like yet another Teen Mom cast member has parted ways with the franchise under very hostile circumstances.
This time, it's Briana DeJesus, and instead of getting fired like Jenelle Evans or Farrah Abraham, it looks as though Bri has decided to quit the show.
Briana DeJesus has a new man in her life.
And, according to an exclusive report, he has at least one thing in common with one of her old men.
The current season of Teen Mom 2 has spent a lot of time focusing on one of the most raw and honest storylines the show has dealt with in quite some time.
During filming, Briana DeJesus contracted an STD during a one-night stand with her ex, and she's been remarkably, admirably candid about it in recent episodes.
