Kourtney Kardashian is reportedly beyond peeved with Scott Disick.
You know what? At this point … who isn’t?
Here’s a fun piece of advice for anyone who might have the slightest desire to repair a strained relationship or rekindle an old one:
Don’t let your ex see you delighting in the company of a bunch of young hotties.
If you’re a celebrity, that means keeping your dalliances or even just flirtatious chit-chats behind closed doors and with the windows closed.
Or even … and bear with us here … just keeping your hands to yourself.
Shockingly, Scott Disick doesn’t always make the wisest decisions, and for some reason, doesn’t come to us for advice.
Which is why he was spotted at Cannes in the company of so many starlets, including Bella Thorne — who immediately had to go into damage control by cozying up to ex Gregg Sulkin.
It sounds like Scott might be toxic for people’s brands.
Well, as much as she misses him, Kourtney is reportedly incensed about Scott’s indiscretions.
"Kourtney is furious about Scott’s recent actions and is taking time to figure out the next step for their family," a source tells E!
That sounds pretty calm and measured, but it gets worse.
Kourtney and Scott are apparently "not speaking" at the moment.
To the point where Kourtney’s sending an assistant to handle drop-offs and pick-ups when Scott gets time with their children.
Anybody who’s ever been in a custody situation — and it’s safe to say that more people than not have been either a child or an adult in that scenario, if not both — knows that things are in a bad way if the parents can’t even meet face-to-face.
Kourtney might just be afraid that she and Scott will argue in front of their young children and wants to avoid that.
The kids have to come first, but children aren’t stupid — they’ll notice if their mom is just gritting her teeth for their sakes.
We understand how anything that doesn’t come directly from the source can seem like just a rumor.
But E! is reporting this — the same folks who bring Keeping Up With The Kardashians to the world.
It sounds real to us.
Scott’s no stranger to being in the post-breakup dog house.
He seems to want to have the best of both worlds.
On the one hand, he wants to still be a part of the Kardashian family. Kourtney’s sisters still look at him like a brother — albeit one who occasionally pisses them off.
On the other hand, he seems to take every opportunity to pursue every skinny young thing he lays eyes on.
That might be totally appropriate if he weren’t a dad and also allegedly hoping to get his old life back.
You gotta pick one there, buddy.
Scott also claims to be a "sex addict," which isn’t a new claim from celebrities but until it shows up in the DSM, people are going to keep having a hard time buying that it’s a real thing.
And not yet another excuse for bad behavior.
All this from a guy who claims that he wants Kourtney back.
We just hope that, whenever they inevitably move past this — because it’s like they’re stuck in a time loop — Scott won’t offer himself up as a chair to the next teenage actress who crosses his path.
Because when it comes to Scott, we’re very much talking about a pattern of behavior.
Even if he and Kourtney never get back together, they need to get along well enough that they can both be there for his kids.
Maybe this is the conflict that finally makes all of this real for Scott.
His every transgression is just going to make it harder for him to get back to the life that he wants.