The Cannes Film Festival has been taking place over the last several days in France.
Of all the impressive movies included in this popular event, however, there's only been one must-see attraction that's drawn the attention of the Internet:
Scott Disick's love life.
Very much NOT with Kourtney Kardashian at the moment, Disick didn't enter a film in the festival.
But it looks and sounds as if he's been entering his you-know-what into the private parts of various females over and over again while on vacation in Cannes.
Last Monday, Disick was spotted out and about in this beautiful city with Bella Thorne, as witnesses say the stars got into the same car at one point and headed to a hotel.
(And we all know what people do inside hotel rooms, don't we?!?)
Fresh off a fling with Ella Ross, the assumption was that Disick made his outing with Thorne public in order to get back at his three-time baby mama.
Kourtney, of course, is reportedly back to banging Younes Bendjima.
"Scott bringing Bella is 100 percent to piss Kourtney off," an insider told E! News last week, adding:
"It's a very 'Let's see how it makes you feel' kind of thing. It's immature but that’s Scott."
It sure is.
And Scott wasn't content with merely sticking it to Thorne.
Sources have also claimed he spent naked time in Cannes with Chloe Bartoli, the same ex-girlfriend with whom Disick canoodled in France two summers ago, forcing Kardashian to finally dump his sorry rear end.
In response to Disick bringing her abroad and then getting with another broad, Thorne sort of put Disick on blast via Twitter and got the heck away from him.
So that brings us to Disick's latest alleged conquest.
Pictures have surfaced on E! News and Us Weekly of Disick hanging out on a board with Sofia Richie.
In these images, the 34-year old reality star is wearing a gray T-shirt and red shorts, while the 18-year old model is rocking an orange top and white pants.
It’s worth noting perhaps that Bartoli was seen on board this same yacht with Disick and Richie, so it’s possible Scott and Sofia are just pals.
It's also possible Disick was hoping for a threesome.
One of the aforementioned pictures features Disick holding Richie in the air with two hands, as if she's the bride and he's the groom and they are about to enter a bedroom for the first time as a married couple.
Richie is the daughter of singer Lionel Richie and younger sister of TV star Nicole Richie.
She famously dated Justin Bieber for six weeks last summer, which is what brings this chatter full circle:
Kourtney is rumored to have slept with Bieber on multiple occasions, which makes it very easy to believe that Disick is seeking the ultimate revenge here by getting busy with Richie himself.
Not that we can say for certain if anything has taken place between Scott and Sofia behind closed doors.
"Scott's lifestyle has become out of control," a source told Us Weekly last week.
"His friends are all worried for him and trying to calm him down. His friends begged him not to go to Cannes."
On Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, meanwhile, Kourtney acknowledged that life without Disick has been an adjustment.
“I feel like Scott and I were very co-dependent and I just would always bounce every idea off of him,” she explained to Kim and Khloe, continuing as follows:
“Also, I’m just living a different life now where doing more for myself is an option and now that I am able to make my own decisions, I want to make the best decisions."
The best decision she ever made, of course, was to break up with Disick.