The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
by Kelly Lynch at . Updated at .Scott Disick is reality TV gold. And while it pains us to see him and Kourtney Kardashian separate, we find comfort in the moments he's shared with family and friends on camera.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may even see the Kardashians through Scott's eyes.
Stranger things have happened.
1. Why Isn't This An App Yet?
Because teasing Kris Jenner will never, ever get old.
2. It's Not Makeup If The Word "Moisturizer" Is In It
Can't a man take beauty into his own hands?
3. Free Stuff!
These are hard times...for other people.
4. This One Warms The Heart
All the cuddles.
5. We Shouldn't Laugh Because It's Serious
But we did anyway.
6. Scott Leaves Kim To It
You've done this before right?
7. Best Friends!
'Cause Mason loves the beach AND life.
8. Here's The Thing
For some tests, yes.
9. She'll Put Out Eventually, Scott
In the meantime, maybe see about paternity tests.
10. No One's More Thug Than The Lord
Said the whitest white dude ever.
11. Up You Go, WEEEEEE!
Don't touch the fur hood, though.
12. Hop, Skippidy Doo
Throwing down $3000 for a cane is like buying gum - it's an impulse purchase that's also justifiable.
13. Pleasure Is The Spice of Life, Doll
Never look pleasure in the eye and say "no."
14. Having Pets is a Major Responsibility
So feed them well and treat them right.
15. So Many Kardashians...
...make the Disicks wanna take a nap.
16. Make It Stop
Good work.
17. The 72-Day Itch
Marriage takes work, and an iron-clad prenup.
18. Pack Light, Pack Smart
What is he, a farmer?
19. So. Many. Women.
It's like he's in a binder full of women.
20. Sharing is Caring
Those manners, though.
21. Scott Disick Mocks Kourtney Kardashian
And he's not off-base with any of these suggestions.
22. Why Is Kourtney Mad At You Now, Scott?
Maybe go buy her flowers or a nobility title.
23. #Support
Socks on the feet will do just fine, thanks.
