Snooki Polizzi

Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore.

She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole cast, so what are you really gonna do. That's just what she does.

Nicole has made headlines already by being closed-fist cocked in the dome on an early-season episode of the series, which began in late 2009.

That and for having brown skin. Like for real brown. Not tanned, like she's been rolling in the mud or something. Yech. Got skin cancer yet?

Nicole Polizzi goes by Snooki for some reason.

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