Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole...
Back in 2009, a gang of fist-pumping party animals stormed Seaside Heights, New Jersey and breathed new life into a formerly iconic basic cable network.
Thirteen years later, MTV has decided to try and recreate the success of the original Jersey Shore with a slew of spinoff projects that piggyback on the title and basic premise of the original.
These days, when the topic of her marriage comes up, the discussion usually revolves around Angelina Pivarnick's impending divorce from Chris Larangeira.
But shortly after the couple exchanged vows back in 2019, it was the wedding itself that had fans talking.
Snooki doesn't seem like the kind of star who keeps many secrets from her fans.
During her years of Jersey Shore stardom, we've seen the Queen Meatball engage in all manner of drunken hijinks, and in confessional segments, she's shared detailed accounts of everything from her sexual escapades to her most painful UTIs.
It can be hard to stay fresh to death in the dead of winter.
No one can see your biceps under all those layers, and there's just something weird about being super tan with a foot of snow on the ground.
For MTV, it's about to be in with the new and, well... in with the old as well.
On Thursday afternoon, the network announced that Jersey Shore Family Vacation has been renewed for Season 5, as an official press released by producers reads as follows:
Well, it's beginning to look like Angelina Pivarnick's anger about her wedding might actually outlive her marriage.
Yes, Angeliners is still dealing with the drama surrounding the bridesmaids' roast heard round the world, even as her relationship with Chris Larangeira hangs by a thread.
Following the news that Angelina Pivarnick had forgiven the bridesmaids who turned her wedding into freakin' Firars Club roast, there were concerns among fans that the new season of Jersey Shore would be lacking in drama.
Fortunately, Angeliners came through in the clutch with yet another bonkers storyline that's livening up the show and making daily tabloid headlines!
As you may know, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation makes its return to MTV on Thursday, June 3.
As you probably know, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is returning for the second half of Season 4.
Yup.
She really is on her way back, folks.
If you're a Jersey Shore fan, then by now, you've almost certainly caught wind of the latest drama to raise questions about the show's future.
We're talking of course, about the news that Ronnie Magro has been arrested on domestic violence charges for a second time.
She's officially coming back, folks.
And not a moment too soon.
We love a secret filming location this time of year!
Maybe you were bored to tears by the quarantine edition of Jersey Shore Family Vacation and you want the cast to redeem themselves.
To quote master poet Marshall "Eminem" Mathers, guess who's back.
Back again.
After more than a solid decade of dodging diseases on the Jersey Shore, it seems that Snooki's luck has finally run out.
She has fallen victim to a virus, ladies and gentlemen.
Sometimes, an idea is so perfect that when you hear it, you're excited to be sure, yet at the same time, you almost feel angry that you didn't come up with it on your own.
This is one of those ideas.
For many people who host a big wedding, the event pretty much takes over an entire year of their lives.
Of course, it's usually the year leading up to the wedding, not the one that follows it.
As 2020 draws to a close, it seems absurd that anyone would still be dwelling on disasters that occurred in 2019.
But Angelina Pivarnick's wedding is still creating some pretty entertaining drama, so let's dive into that mess for what probably will not be the last time.
We're not gonna lie -- we had our doubts going into this new season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
Snooki quit the show back in 2019, and when we learned that the remaining cast would be filming while quarantined at a Vegas resort, well ... it was tough to be optimistic.
Americans were faced with a whole host of challenges in 2020, but surely, when future historians look back on this year, they'll unanimously conclude that we rose to the occasion.
Sure, we didn't cure Covid-19 or address the problem of police brutality in any meaningful way, but against all odds, we made another season of Jersey Shore happen!
Like the Kardashians, the cast of Jersey Shore has defied the odds (and the haters) by extending their "15 minutes of fame" into more than a decade of relevancy.
