Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole...
We love a secret filming location this time of year!
Maybe you were bored to tears by the quarantine edition of Jersey Shore Family Vacation and you want the cast to redeem themselves.
To quote master poet Marshall "Eminem" Mathers, guess who's back.
Back again.
After more than a solid decade of dodging diseases on the Jersey Shore, it seems that Snooki's luck has finally run out.
She has fallen victim to a virus, ladies and gentlemen.
Sometimes, an idea is so perfect that when you hear it, you're excited to be sure, yet at the same time, you almost feel angry that you didn't come up with it on your own.
This is one of those ideas.
For many people who host a big wedding, the event pretty much takes over an entire year of their lives.
Of course, it's usually the year leading up to the wedding, not the one that follows it.
As 2020 draws to a close, it seems absurd that anyone would still be dwelling on disasters that occurred in 2019.
But Angelina Pivarnick's wedding is still creating some pretty entertaining drama, so let's dive into that mess for what probably will not be the last time.
We're not gonna lie -- we had our doubts going into this new season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
Snooki quit the show back in 2019, and when we learned that the remaining cast would be filming while quarantined at a Vegas resort, well ... it was tough to be optimistic.
Americans were faced with a whole host of challenges in 2020, but surely, when future historians look back on this year, they'll unanimously conclude that we rose to the occasion.
Sure, we didn't cure Covid-19 or address the problem of police brutality in any meaningful way, but against all odds, we made another season of Jersey Shore happen!
Like the Kardashians, the cast of Jersey Shore has defied the odds (and the haters) by extending their "15 minutes of fame" into more than a decade of relevancy.
If you're a Jersey Shore fan, then you probably already have an opinion about the speech that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, and Deena Nicole Cortese gave at Angelina Pivarnick's wedding.
And based on the tweets we've been reading, it's probably a very strong opinion.
On last week's season finale of Jersey Shore, viewers finally got to see the aftermath of Snooki, JWoww, and Deena's speech at Angelina Pivarnick's wedding.
Well, they may have dragged it out as long as humanly possible, but at least the producers of Jersey Shore finally let us get to the climactic part of Angelina Pivarnick's wedding.
And it was every bit as messy as we were expecting -- though not for the reasons we expected.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (yes, that's technically its name, three years into the revival) Season 3 is in the books.
It came to an on Thursday night, not only with a bang, but with a total and complete breakdown!
It finally happened, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation viewers.
Following weeks and weeks of hype, the MTV realitiy series at last aired the speech Deena, Snooki and Jenni gave at Angelina's wedding reception.
It's almost here -- the most highly-anticipated Jersey Shore of the season.
We're talking, of course, about the episode that centers around the wedding of Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira.
Though the scene might not air for several weeks yet, if you're a Jersey Shore fan, you're probably already familiar with this season's most infamous moment.
Back in November, Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira.
Back in November, Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira in a lavish ceremony in New Jersey.
Considering she spent an entire hour wrestling with Vinny Guadagnino on a bed just a few weeks earlier, it's sort of a miracle the wedding ever took place, but against all odds, Angelina and Chris are now living a life of wedded bliss.
It's been a tumultuous few months for Angelina Pivarnick.
Back in October, Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira, but what should have been the happiest day of her life was marred by a bizarre turn of events that, in retrospect, she probably should've seen coming.
Back in November, Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira in a lavish ceremony in -- where else? -- New Jersey.
Unfortunately for Angelina, her big day wasn't exactly an occasion to remember.
Well, it's official. Snooki is retiring from Jersey Shore.
Obviously, the news came as a shock to fans, many of whom say they can't imagine the show continuing in a post-Snooki era.
Last month, fans were stunned by the news that Snooki has retired from Jersey Shore.
It's almost impossible to imagine the franchise without its meatball mascot, and fortunately we won't have to quite some time.
By now, you've probably heard the news that has rocked this nation to its very foundations.
After a series of scandals, the future is suddenly uncertain for the most heavily spray-tanned reality TV relic of the 2000s.
In case you somehow haven't heard, the nation was devastated -- devastated! -- last week by the news that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is retiring from Jersey Shore.
Shore might have made Snooki famous, but it's equally true that -- perhaps more than anyone else -- Snooki made Jersey Shore.
Reality television fans still can't believe it.
In many ways, they remain in shock.
