Miley Cyrus has come a LONG way from Hannah Montana. The singer/actress is embarking on the next, more mature steps of her career.

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If that headline seems a bit confusing, allow us to present you with a picture that's worth several thousand words:

Miley Cyrus Wearing a Miley Cyrus Shirt

Yes, through the magic of Photoshop, Miley Cyrus was able to post a photo of her tween self rocking a t-shirt of her current self smoking a jay.

Miley's Instagram is always a weird place, but never with this latest post, she's really like messin' with our minds, man.

Part of what's so strange about Miley's twerk-tastic career is that we all watched her grow up in the spotlight as a squeaky-clean Disney commodity.

Miley's performance at the 2013 VMAs was essentially her way of driving the final nail into Hannah Montana's coffin, but the transition happened somewhat gradually.

So seeing the very different halves of her career juxtaposed like this is an affront to our senses.

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Suri Cruise. Shiloh Pitt. Nori West. Prince George. Blue Ivy Carter.

These celebrity offspring are the result of two near-perfect specimens coming together to reproduce. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Not perfect.

But they sure do make cute babies. (RIP Joan Rivers.)

We thought we'd take a look at a few other celebrity face mashups to see what the resulting individual might look like. The results? Take a look:

Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick
Is it just us or do Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick make the most beautiful woman in the world?

The results? The results are freaking perfection, that's what!

Seriously, could science just hurry up and figure out a way to let Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick morph genetically and become one person?

It's 2014! Why isn't this possible!?! We have no idea.

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Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on for a performance in San Juan over the weekend.

But now the singer is under fire for wearing something extra on stage.

During a performance of the track "23," Cyrus donned a prosthetic rear end while Twerking, with some in attendance even noting that the fake body part was a darker shade than Miley's skin color.

See for yourself:

Cyrus and a few fellow artists (Katy Perry, Taylor Swift) have drawn ire over the past several months for stereotyping African-American women, either using them as faceless props to Twerk or outwardly mocking them, as Miley appears to be doing here.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Miley Cyrus is a busy lady these days.

Earlier this week she opened the "Dirty Hippie" semen and weed-based art show in NYC, and now she's back on tour in South America. All that and she still finds time to twerk with her mom every weekend. How does she do it?

Anyway, while the Bangerz tour has seen disappointing ticket sales, the critically-acclaimed twerk fest rolls on, with stops in Puerto Rico, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, and Argentina in the next few weeks.

Fortunately, as with everything she does, Miley plans to Instagram the crap out of the tour, and she posted some epic pics from the first stop on the South American leg last night:

Miley Cyrus On Stage
Miley performing in Puerto Rico. Yeah, this stage show should be everyone's bucket list.

Yes, that's Miley twerking for a very tall transgender woman and a very short little person. We're pretty sure this photo actually sums up her entire career.

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Miley Cyrus has had an interesting week.

The singer turned semen into art for a New York City museum exhibit and then celebrated its opening by licking Kris Jenner.

She then took to Instagram yesterday morning to post a picture of herself fully nude and showering, evidently in Puerto Rico.

"F-CK YEAH PUERTO RICAN SHOWER #showeringinnatureisdashitmane," Miley captioned the censored, albeit still NSFW shot, which prompts us to wonder:

Who snapped it?!?

Miley Cyrus Naked in the Shower

At this point, of course, images of Miley Cyrus nude are almost more commonplace than pics of Miley Cyrus with clothes on.

In case you haven't yet heard, the singer can't be tamed.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

In case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus has turned semen into art for her new NYC museum exhibit entitled "Dirty Hippie."

Naturally, when Kris Jenner heard there was a desperate bid for attention involving spooge, she booked the next flight to New York to find out if there was any way for her children to get involved.

No word on whether or not Kris partook of Miley's 5-foot bong creation (the show's piece de resistance), but judging from the photos we think it's fair to say some sort of inebriants were involved:

  • Miley Cyrus and Kris Jenner
  • Miley Cyrus, Kendall Jenner and Their Moms

Yes, that's Miley licking Kris, and Miley and Kendall chilling with their moms. It would almost be cute if they weren't in a room full of dildos with joints glued to them.

Thankfully, Kris and Kendall left 17-year-old Kylie at home. We know she's mature from her age, but from the sound of it, we're not sure if there's anyone on the planet who's old enough to not be traumatized by "Dirty Hippie."

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

As we told you yesterday, Miley Cyrus unveiled an art exhibit in New York yesterday, and the show featured pieces are pure Miley.

There's the five-foot bong she debuted on Instagram; the giant dildo with a joint glued to the tip; and, of course, something involving pineapples because Miley claims they result in tasty semen. (Or, as she calls it, "yummy c-m.")

Like Picasso before her, Miley's been asked countless times about what inspired her to turn the art world on its head.

Unlike Picasso, she gave an awesome, rambling, foul-mouthed answer to V magazine instead of just telling the truth and saying, "Weed."

Miley Cyrus V Cover
Miley Cyrus covers this issue of V... while wearing an unusual bathing suit. Can this thing even get wet?!?

"This seems so f--king lame to say but I feel like my art became kind of a metaphor—an example of my life," said Miley in a recent interview. 

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

While much of the world watched in horror as Miley Cyrus morphed from Hannah Montana into a perma-stoned mega-star who makes art exhibits about semen and weed, Tish Cyrus has looked on with pride and dollar signs in her eyes.

You see, Tish is a "cool mom" (think Amy Poehler in Mean Girls), so not only does she think it's totes awesome that Miley wore pasties to New York Fashion Week, she also participates in family twerk sessions every weekend:

Tish and Miley Cyrus

“Every Saturday morning when we are making breakfast, we twerk in the kitchen," said Tish in a recent interview. "It is so much fun. Oh yeah, she has taught me."

Um...what? Perhaps Tish doesn't realize that twerking is basically the human equivalent of what's known as "presenting" in the animal world. 

It's a way of saying to those around you, "Here's my V & A, anyone interested?" We guess you can twerk with your daughters but it's kinda weird. And please leave your 14-year-old out of it for now, 'kay?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Miley Cyrus has always been a bit strange, but with her new art exhibit - "Dirty Hippie" - the pop-star-turned-professional-eccentric is taking things to a whole new level.

We're talking a, "Lady Gaga is looking at her like, 'WTF is wrong with this chick?!'" level of weird.

Miley Cyrus with Colored Hair

Last we saw her, Miley was rocking pasties at New York Fashion Week, but from the sound of it, "Dirty Hippie" will make all of her recent behavior look like an afternoon of knitting with your grandmother.

First, there's the show itself, which features pieces like a vibrator with a joint glued to it and something involving a dildo and a pineapple. Why a pineapple? You might soon be sorry you asked:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's sort of official: there's serious bad blood brewing between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.

It all started when Swift told Rolling Stone that she penned a song on hew new album about an enemy in the world of music, someone who did “something so horrible” when she tried to “sabotage an entire arena tour."

Then, not long after these comments went public, Perry Tweeted a reference to Mean Girls and a "Regina George in sheep's clothing," who we're rather positive is Taylor Swift.

So the claws are pretty much out between two of the top-selling artists in pop music history.

Will things get uglier from here? Who will fire the next shot? And where does this feud rank among recent famous rivalries, which include Drake Bell HATING on Justin Bieber and Jimmy Kimmel trading barbs with Kanye West?

Flip around and decide now:

Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift wrote a song titled "Bad Blood" about an enemy in the music business. We're pretty sure the subject was Katy Perry.

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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