Katy Perry kissed a girl and she liked it, ladies and gentlemen. Or at least she wrote a song with those lyrics. The Californa...
Katy Perry Shades Taylor Swift: She Only Serves Herself!
Twenty years from now, when you're enjoying a dinner of roast cockroach at the tree stump that serves as your kitchen table, your children will ask about what led to this moment, and you'll finally have to tell them about the election of 2016.
You won't want to leave anything out:
Katy Perry: Tied Up in Ryan Phillippe's Basement!!!
Okay, before you get too upset and try to get the president on the phone only to get stuck listening to Steve Bannon's drunken ramblings about the deconstruction of the administrative state, let us clarify one very important thing:
Katy Perry is not in any sort of danger.
Katy Perry: I Did WAY More Than Just Kiss a Girl!
At this point, Katy Perry has been around so long that it just kind of feels like she's always been there, doesn't it?
But we can't forget that the very first time we met Katy was nine years ago, when she told us all about how she kissed a girl ... and she liked it.